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The Food Fight Professional
Series: Fun 4 Hire. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 32,130. Language: English. Published: March 13, 2015 by Ashberry Lane Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Religious / Christian / Humorous, Fiction » Children’s books » Religious / Christian / Values & Virtues
I, Joey Michaels, am the Food Fight Professional. My obstacles: 1) The neighbor girl who records all my mistakes and posts them to the internet 2) Her newly adopted brothers from Haiti who don’t think wasting food is a laughing matter 3) A school principal who wants revenge for the pie I smashed in her face If I can keep from making too big a mess, I just might have my pie and eat it too.

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