Screenplays » Comedy

Confessions of a Grasshopper
Price: Free! Words: 23,050. Language: English. Published: August 31, 2012. Categories: Screenplays » Comedy, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Family
An audacious kidnapping, a high-speed chase and dramatic rescue are well-traveled features of a run-of-the-mill screenplay, except that the kidnappee and the Grassalot colony are humanoid size, talking grasshoppers; the "hoppernappers" are a raunchy bunch of college kids; and the high speed chase stretches from New Mexico to New York City.
The Hallelujah Girls
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,530. Language: English. Published: July 23, 2012. Categories: Screenplays » Comedy
TV sitcom pilot episode. Two flatmates meet their new third share, who is introduced to them by their enigmatic landlady. All the girls just want to help people. Why are they assigned missions and what happens when they attempt them?
The Adventures of Jesus - EScreen Format
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 20,000. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Screenplays » Comedy
Log Line - The Second Coming is fraught with problems as the newly arrived Savior encounters numerous comical dilemmas while seeking to publicize his return.
PIGGS - A Novel with Bonus Screenplay
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 66,180. Language: English. Published: May 22, 2012 by Crossroad Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Screenplays » Comedy
If the Sopranos wore overalls and didn't care for shoes, they'd likely live in Mexican Wells, Texas. If Jack hadn't screwed up a no-brainer holdup in Amarillo, if he hadn't gotten high with a long-legged Oklahoma girl--hey, if he'd ever done anything right, he wouldn't have ended up in the Huntsville pen. He sure wouldn't be washing dishes in a dump like WAN'S. - A Modern Classic
The Fiendish Plot of Doctor Cyclone
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,040. Language: English. Published: April 30, 2012. Categories: Screenplays » Comedy, Plays » American / African American
Can a handful of kids defeat a cyborg army -- and their parents? The Fiendish Plot of Doctor Cyclone is a comic screenplay perfect for screen or stage that lasts about one hour. Suitable for family viewing. Life on the Moon base is always hard for the handful of children growing up there, but now their parents are acting strangely. The kids suspect Cyclone Industries is to blame.
Tales of The Geek Nation
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 12,260. Language: English. Published: April 6, 2012. Categories: Screenplays » Comedy
A Demon from Hell who can't buy a soul to save his own. Friends debating the effects of favorite films on president elections. A woman who is way too fond of Jar Jar Binks. These are some of the characters you'll meet in this collection of comedy sketches written by Richard Jensen. Fun for geeks and non geeks alike.
Trivial Pursuits
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 17,900. Language: English. Published: April 5, 2012. Categories: Screenplays » Comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
“TRIVIAL PURSUITS” is a 3-act, 1-set play in which 4 characters - diagonal vertices of a box called "maleness" - discuss their favorite subject - "femaleness" - while playing a (sometimes metaphorical) board game. Warning: It ain't dinner theater. [Note: I'm a screenwriter ("THE WONDER YEARS", "TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES") and this story is presented in its original scripted format.]
The Barn
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,200. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2012. Categories: Screenplays » Comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a Television Pilot Package, specifically a 1/2 hour dramedy about "a struggling community theater, presented in 5-episode arcs each based on a well-known musical." [Note: I'm a screenwriter ("THE WONDER YEARS", "TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES") and this package includes a pilot script presented in its original teleplay format.]
Take Off!
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,090. Language: English. Published: March 26, 2012. Categories: Screenplays » Comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a television pilot package, a 1/2 hour comedy series that offers "a behind-the-scenes look at a locally-funded travel show that reports from destinations around the world on a VERY low budget." [Note: I'm a screenwriter ("THE WONDER YEARS", "TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES") and this package includes a pilot script presented in its original teleplay format.]
Mènage a quattro
Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 15,060. Language: Italian. Published: March 25, 2012. Categories: Screenplays » Comedy
Lungometraggio. Paolo è un bambino con la passione per le donne grasse e rozze che fanno le domestiche, le sguattere, le tuttofare. Crescendo conquista un’ottima posizione sociale, però la situazione cambia quando una donna delle pulizie dell’azienda in cui lavora lo scopre mentre ha un rapporto sessuale, in uno sgabuzzino, con una sua collega molto brutta e obesa.
Team Aniston Versus Team Jolie
Price: Free! Words: 23,260. Language: English. Published: March 25, 2012. Categories: Screenplays » Action Adventure, Screenplays » Comedy
Elite strike teams comprised of fans of two feuding actresses battle over world domination.
A nessuno interessa cosa hai mangiato per pranzo!
Price: Free! Words: 5,690. Language: Italian. Published: March 24, 2012. Categories: Essay » Sociology, Screenplays » Comedy
Cinquanta idee mainstream per i tuoi status. Antologia di stati di Facebook a testimonianza dello Zeitgeist del fate girare, cazzo.
What? Watt? Where? Ware?
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 780. Language: English. Published: March 20, 2012. Categories: Screenplays » Comedy
What? Watt? Where? Ware? by Thom Goddard Copyright 2001 by Thom Goddard Smashwords Edition Comedy script written for the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in 2001. Thom Goddard is the sole writer and creator of this work, and affirms his right to be identified as such.
Krohn's Island
Price: Free! Words: 4,450. Language: English. Published: March 20, 2012. Categories: Screenplays » Comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Betty, who is hot but is turning into a monkey, loves Dr. Krohn, who is not hot, but who is also turning into a monkey. Will Betty and Otto's love survive this drastic transformation?
Rupunzel And The Three Hobo's
Price: Free! Words: 980. Language: English. Published: March 12, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Fairy tales & fables, Screenplays » Comedy
A fractured fairy tale of the original Fictional story.
Dog Eared
Price: Free! Words: 1,780. Language: English. Published: February 17, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Screenplays » Comedy
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
My Life as a book. A tale of being recycled.
Why Oranges Are Apples
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,070. Language: English. Published: February 16, 2012 by Rapid-Dynamix Publishing. Categories: Screenplays » Comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Shadow Guy, an inept vampire. The Harbingers of Doom, Death, Destruction, and Other Nasty Things. The Happy Elves, the Pissy Flippin' Bastards, an outlandish pachderm wannabe. A medley of deranged characters assault the stage in this Pythonesque collection of comedy sketches that took the college theater circuit by storm, available as 100% genuine electrons for the first time ever...
Double Espresso Web Series - Five Selected Scripts
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,750. Language: English. Published: February 15, 2012. Categories: Screenplays » Comedy
Double Espresso Web Series debuted in October 2010, a hybrid of the theater of the absurd, classic television sit-com and independent film scripts. A collection of parables and parodies, conspiracy theories and contemporary political issues that are on the cutting edge of the new wave of web series storytelling.
Nel piacere e nella musica - Alice e il mistero del parto orgasmico
Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 23,760. Language: Italian. Published: February 11, 2012. Categories: Screenplays » Comedy
Lungometraggio. Alice, ostetrica e pianista, durante il parto del suo primo figlio invece di soffrire ha il più colossale orgasmo della propria vita e in seguito scopre di essere capace, tramite la musica, di trasmettere piacere agli altri. Le sue migliori amiche Miranda e Paola accolgono bene la notizia, ma suo marito e altre persone no e Alice dovrà scontrarsi con loro per la propria libertà.
Going through pleasure and music - Alice and the mystery of the orgasmic birth
Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 25,650. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2012. Categories: Screenplays » Comedy
Feature film. Alice, midwives and pianist, at the birth of her first child instead of suffering has the most massive orgasm of her own life and then she discovers to be able to transmit pleasure by music to other people. Her best friends Miranda and Paola accept the news with pleasure, but her husband and many others don’t, forcing Alice to fight and defend her own dignity, femininity and freedom.