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Where Do Lonely Socks Go?
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,640. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: October 12, 2014 by Marcus Foxwell. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
The answer to the the riddle that has plagued mankind since the invention of footwear is finally here.
Tomorrow's Anecdote
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 100,490. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2013 by Crooked Cat Publishing. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Traditional British
Just another day in the newsroom? Hardly. October 1987. Clare Forester is an overworked and under-appreciated features subeditor on a provincial paper in Somerset. She spends her time cheerfully ranting about her teenage daughter, her spiteful mother, the Thatcher government, new technology, grubby journalists, her charming ex - and just about anything else that crosses her path.
The Last Canary
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 110,380. Language: English. Published: May 30, 2012. Category: Fiction » Adventure » General
The Marcellus Shale contains five hundred trillion cubic feet of natural gas. But when Deacon Energy sets out to recover this precious resource, they end up fracturing far more than the gas rich-formations that hold this treasure. They fracture lives, families and a community in a clash that pits environmentalists against opportunists in the high stakes game of securing America’s energy future.
The First Day
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,010. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
At midnight God smote all the evil doers on earth. Only the Good survived, and I was one of them. This was the beginning of the first day of God’s Kingdom on Earth.
Bribem Beaver Logs On
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 38,980. Language: English. Published: August 2, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Got morals? No? Just ran out? Buy my e-book Bribem Beaver Logs On & Never run out of morals again! For an absurdly low price you instantly acquire 50 e-morals! Less than 10 cents per moral And… at no extra charge, I'll throw in 50 e-fables!!! Who can go wrong with a deal like that??? Follow the adventures of Bribem Beaver, Ollie and Olga Owl, Belinda Blackwidow, and many other critters.
You Gonna Finish That Dragon?
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 44,090. Language: American English. Published: August 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"Barry Parham's knee-slapping spoofs cut to the funny bone in "You Gonna Finish That Dragon?", a superb mix of cutting-edge humor and scathing common-sense truths." In his seventh critically-acclaimed collection, Parham points his Pardon Me?-o-meter at American culture science, men & women, ferret owners, and why Paul Revere was a lousy dentist.
French Roast and Lingerie
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 71,170. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled
What do French roast coffee, pantie raiders, the CIA, and the FBI have in common? It's a mystery, and newly minted private eye Humphrey Jameson must solve it. Jameson faces these mysteries, and many more, as he learns whether it is possible for one man to survive the attacks of many. Maybe he can, if his name is Humphrey. Mystery, comedy,action!
Heroes or Why Comets Don’t Crash in Idaho!
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 27,230. Language: English. Published: September 3, 2013. Category: Nonfiction » Reference » Writing skills
The Creative Writing book for young adults and beginners based on 5 years experience with workshops at schools and at the bookfairs in Frankfurt, Leipzig and Vienna. Award winning author Thorsten Nesch shows the structure of a story and writes its Summary. "Best first read. No knowledge of any literature required." "The most entertaining book about Creative Writing I read."
Kiss My Blarney Stone: Tricks & Traps (Part 2 of a 3 Part Serial)
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Series: Kiss My Blarney Stone. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 14,870. Language: English. Published: December 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Historical
High-spirited romantic comedy with an Irish lilt and a sprinkle of magic (part 2 of a 3-part serial)… Tempers flare and love sizzles under the surface when spitfire Sharon O’Shaughnessy and the roguish Rory Egan become unwilling co-owners of a whimsical old mansion (which may or may not be haunted) on the west coast of Ireland.
Antonyme Partei ICH - Entwurf - Gründung
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 45,080. Language: German. Published: November 21, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Die beste Satire seit es Politik gibt. Die Antonyme Partei ICH ist im 1. Entwurfsstatus und bedarf Deiner Unterstützung. Die Antonyme Partei ICH bringt Dein Lächeln wieder in Dein Gesicht zurück. Sogar für Nichtwähler geeignet. Wenn Dir die Antonyme Partei ICH gefällt, dann kann aus etwas Sarkasmus Spaß und ernst werden.
The Boy Who Ate New York
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,950. Language: English. Published: February 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Charles Balsam, age 12, aspires to be a trencherman, a person who eats foods outside the traditional food pyramid, like iron, aluminum, bricks and fire hydrants. One famous trencher ate a whole car. But Charles had bigger plans: he wanted to eat New York City, including Rockefeller Center, the Public Library, and Saks Fifth Avenue. Bon Appetit, Charles!
Pale Companion (PALE Series)
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Series: PALE. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 27,500. Language: English. Published: February 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Trixie’s relationship with her new boss heats up and cools down in a roller-coaster ride of sweet-nothings and weird happenings. More trouble comes back to haunt her as the ghost of Sheila’s boyfriends-past leads her to a rearranged apartment while her boss finds himself delegated to toddler by his own company. Will the pair of them get a moment alone? What mysteries surround the house?
Captain Dricksmus Drake
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 570. Language: Canadian English. Published: April 15, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
An heroic, lyrical tale of a rescue at sea. "It was a sure ship he had set to course, the rigging tight, the brass looked kissed, they were smiling faces on a sun-swept ship, which pearled through the seas. But, in a gentle, twisting motion, a sea arose which knew no depth, over the bow, over the sails, over all, the ocean swept. “Mates move now, or it’s too late!"
GRANDPA HATES THE BIRD: Six Short Stories of Exciting, Hilarious and Possibly Deadly Adventure
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,530. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2011. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Entertainment
Everybody loves Bird. Joseph and Maya, Mother and Father, Humphrey the dog, Slick the snake. Everyone except Grandpa, who will stop at nothing to set Bird free. Forever. Fasten your feathers and warm up your wings—here is the first of six collected short stories in the Grandpa Hates the Bird series!
Dark Moonlighting 2: Kruse Control
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Series: Dark Moonlighting, Book 2. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 76,700. Language: English. Published: August 9, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
While book one highlighted Nick’s work as a doctor, lawyer and cop, book two tells about his career as a Nazi hunter. It explores war clichés and pokes fun at modern hits like Captain America and Band of Brothers in addition to classics like Hogan’s Heroes and Indiana Jones. It also examines more vampire clichés as Nick tells about his early years as a creature of the night in the 14th century.
The Yellow Chair
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,140. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2012. Category: Fiction » Cultural & ethnic themes » Jewish
A Gypsie, a bear and the Rabbis daughter
To The Point
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,830. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Short Story. A fearsome knight meets his most powerful ally ever... though it may not be all that he expected. Sometimes, a woman is a woman, no matter her form. And it can be all about how a man would handle her... and if he listens when she tells him just how use her. An amusing, short romp through the stereotypes of fantasy.
The Heart of Darkness Club
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Series: The Asphalt Warrior Series, Book 3. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 61,040. Language: English. Published: October 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In the third installment of Gary Reilly's Asphalt Warrior series, Murph encounters a mysterious nihilist who may or may not be leaving him cryptic handwritten notes on five-dollar bills.
The Sexiest Elbows I'd Ever Seen
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,350. Language: British English. Published: June 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
When we first met she was Emeritus Professor of Post-Colonial Marmalade at the University of Ffestiniog. This collection also contains several other stories of equal import, such as: 'Shropshire Smith and the Temple of Vegetables', 'The Dancing Sex Nuns of the Tenth Quadrant', 'The man with the Golden Cheese Baguette'. Plus other stories the like of which you will never have read before.
Irreverent Distraction No.6, Beware of the Scientists
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,910. Language: English. Published: April 3, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
You read in the paper; ‘drinking red wine may cause cancer, say scientists’ ... so you analyse your red wine intake (and cut down). One month later, you read; ‘red wine may not be a cause of cancer, say scientists’ ... so you up your red wine intake, because you’re ok to do so now ... you’ve been given the all clear by the ‘experts’. But wait! Your ‘red wine soup’ causes cancer ... again