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Assassins
Price: Free! Words: 111,200. Language: English. Published: February 6, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00 from 1 review)
After Brexit Westminster was further rocked by news Scotland had voted to leave the UK. When a leaked email showed Scotland planned to overrun UK military bases and its oil platforms all hell breaks loose.
A Selection from the Memoirs of Leopold LaPied
Price: Free! Words: 7,660. Language: English. Published: March 15, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Historical » Medieval, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Found in an old shoebox, this exercise in academic satire features the section in which an obscure medieval author travels with Geoffrey Chaucer and the pilgrims to Canterbury, as Chaucer chronicled in The Canterbury Tales. Leopold LaPied was there, although he did not make it into the Tales. Included is an afterword (sort of), commentary (kind of), and updated afterword.
Unlucky
Price: Free! Words: 17,360. Language: American English. Published: April 27, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Sean was a normal seventeen year old boy. When he found an abandoned Britney Spears poster in the hallway, his life seemed complete. But when his poster was stolen, Sean finds himself embarking on an adventure that will test his will and the truth behind ultimate knowledge. One question remains, will he get the girl?
Sweat Dreams
Series: Far From The Urban Sprawl ... tall tales and ripping yarns from The Land Of OZ. Price: Free! Words: 3,150. Language: Australian English. Published: January 9, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mashups
Dreams are just dreams, right? And as Jack Cadney says in my towering literary work "McCullock's Gold", how can dreams have any meaning when everything in them is so crazy? …And yet, on rare occasions, someone dreams some winning lottery numbers or which horse will win the Melbourne Cup. Oh yes. And for your information, a "Sydney Harbour" is the standard Australian unit of mega-gargantuan volume.
Gone in a Flash
Series: Flashes of Light, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 2,440. Language: British English. Published: February 25, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Flash fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Gone in a Flash is an assortment of five short stories, to be read separately, or be devoured all in one sitting. Each story is between 400 and 550 words.
"Life Is About Choices" For Dummies
Price: Free! Words: 580. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Essay » Political
A very short work of fiction for those still dazed and confused by the daily grind; on the other hand, plain and obvious truth to those who have woken up and smelled the coffee. Whether you see this brief work as fiction or non-fiction, you'll have to admit - it is very concise.
Along Came Sally
Series: I'm A Virgin. Price: Free! Words: 1,070. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Marcus just finished high school and decides on testing life sweet. What could go wrong?
Hollywood Heels - Do All Dogs Go To Heaven?
Price: Free! Words: 1,590. Language: English. Published: December 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is the third installment of aspiring actress Lalah Valantine who finally get's the movie role she has been waiting for. However it is along side her archenemy. How will she overcome when disasters hits right before she starts filming.
The Phantom of Pilberry Place
Price: Free! Words: 13,420. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Children’s books » Entertainment
The Phantom of Pilberry Place (13,100 words) A fun, rather rude short story for kids around 10 plus. Schoolboy Sam Fisher has been pumping for years, but is unable to stop. Will Sam find answers at magical Pilberry Place, and will he ever win back his one true love Violet Elizabeth?
Shaving Mr. Jacobs - Episode 1
Series: Shaving Mr. Jacobs, Episode 1. Price: Free! Words: 400. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2014 by Steve Campbell. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Beard is what Mr. Jacobs considered a symbol for prosperity...unfortunately his daughter's love had some problem with that:) The start of romantic comedy where the hero and heroine get introduced to Mr. Jacobs.
Rumours & Lies
Price: Free! Words: 45,460. Language: English. Published: July 25, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Rumours & Lies is a captivating collection of fifteen short stories by Canadian author Timothy Quinlan. The stories are fused with memorable characters, humour and irony, and enough twists and turns to keep readers engrossed and entertained.
Гунтис Гуркитис
Price: Free! Words: 1,340. Language: Russian. Published: January 27, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Гунтис Гуркитис очень любил деньги. Он их просто боготворил! К чему привела его эта любовь - читайте в рассказе!
Where Are The Bright Sparks?
You set the price! Words: 790. Language: English. Published: April 24, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Essay » Business
A short essay on the perils of using amateur contractors.
My Granny Writes Erotica (The Original Quickie)
Price: Free! Words: 27,160. Language: British English. Published: October 21, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
65-year-old Betty had given up on her life’s ambition to write a bestselling novel. However, after walking in on her husband with a lady of the night, she finds herself single and with mounting debts. In need of a ‘get rich quick’ scheme, straight-laced Betty decides to try her hand at writing an erotic novel.
Doctor Nah
Series: The Little Sistah yarns. Price: Free! Words: 6,040. Language: English. Published: November 12, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Free! Doctor Nah bridges the gap between Mannion’s novella The Little Sistah (also available on Smashwords) and its inevitable sequel. A search for a missing cat leads to a vicious drug dealer who kills kitties for pleasure. There’s plenty of noir humor, yet it’s also a heartwarming holiday confection. Don’t expect It’s a Wonderful Life, however. It’s never a wonderful life in the ghetto.
Message in the Bottle
Price: Free! Words: 2,230. Language: English (Indian dialect). Published: October 30, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Children’s books » Short Stories
(4.00 from 1 review)
Genie opens the bottle that he had found on the beach. He fancies a she-genie and plans family. But, it carries a message from a four year old girl who wishes for a clean city. Genie's efforts create a mass cleanliness movement in India.
One for Sorrow
Price: Free! Words: 560. Language: English. Published: June 22, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Another day of wonder dawned with questions immediately apparent. “Five magpies in my garden! Why my garden? And why on earth are they so damn noisy? That isn’t a chirp, more like tambourines being thrashed! And, seriously, how can a group of 5 possibly influence the Karmic rules in bringing me some silver”
Los Angeles Angie
Price: Free! Words: 1,630. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Literature » Literary
Eighteen year old Angie is wealthy, careless and popular, especially with the boys. Enjoy a brief yet entertaining story about a young man’s failed attempt to woo her over as they spend an evening in a bar in the city. Los Angeles Angie is just one story of a collection of others in Dean Blake’s much anticipated book, Surface Children.
Crisis on our streets
Price: Free! Words: 690. Language: English. Published: July 30, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
There is a bingeing crisis on our streets that needs to be addressed.
Wonka Presents! The Story of Joe's Christmas - Part Three
Series: The Wonka Stories. Price: Free! Words: 2,640. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Hurrah! The final instalment of our Christmas Story and the race is on to make the wishes come true. Neddy has travelled home with little Joe from the magic of the Returns Dept and watches from his bedroom window as there is a new and exciting arrival into the empty flat below! Could this be the magical answer to those wishes? Do enjoy our story and tonight make your wish on that special star!x