Fiction » Humor & comedy

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Dipsomapolis: a wrecked promenade through horrors of the North
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Price: Free! Words: 3,660. Language: English. Published: April 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Mashups
Our anonymous protagonist travels North on mediocre assignment, and discovers something dreadful haunting the night and ruining the day.
The Old Bloke
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Price: Free! Words: 1,450. Language: English. Published: March 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
An age old tale with a new twist. Simple and humorous, this short story has stood the test of time! One of a series of ten tales from a compilation entitled A Collection Of Dirty Little Stories. A companion volume called The Cutest Little Animal Horror Stories is also available. It will definately make you smile!
Гунтис Гуркитис
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Price: Free! Words: 1,340. Language: Russian. Published: January 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Гунтис Гуркитис очень любил деньги. Он их просто боготворил! К чему привела его эта любовь - читайте в рассказе!
Book O' Fun
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Price: Free! Words: 1,240. Language: English. Published: November 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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A Punch Bowl Full of Sangria
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Price: Free! Words: 1,280. Language: Australian English. Published: February 21, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
A short story delving into the realm of interstitial fiction about Andy, who has the bizarre problem of Spanish subtitles appearing on his forehead.
Voodoo At The Boobtube
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Price: Free! Words: 1,020. Language: English. Published: November 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Occult
When John goes to the Boobtube strip club for his typical Friday night ritual, he meets Candy: The narcoleptic stripper with a dark secret. A short story that will leave you laughing!
Die, My Darling
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Price: Free! Words: 1,380. Language: English. Published: April 17, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
After the war, an arms company capitalizes on the public's love of ventriloquist acts and hatred of ventriloquists by making robotic dummies. But when the crude Dowdies are replaced by the modern Darlings, tragedy strikes! Just because something is ugly doesn't mean it has no feelings.
Dorian Evergreen
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Price: Free! Words: 3,710. Language: English. Published: August 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Literature » Urban
Ces nouvelles, toujours très bien écrites, se dévorent copieusement. Elles se révèlent également éclectiques, lorsque l’auteur nous conte les aventures d’une vieille péripatéticienne en fin de carrière enlevée par un ancien client amoureux sous les yeux de son antique proxénète, où lorsqu’il dépeint l’univers glauque de deux « pointeurs » violeurs et assassins d’enfants pas du tout pénitents.
How I Managed To Kidnap Neil Gaiman
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Price: Free! Words: 6,140. Language: English. Published: December 28, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
I'm going to tell about the day I decided to take my own life. The day I gathered every pill I could find and got in the bath. The day an award award-winning, internationally best-selling author appeared in my bathroom. The day everything changed.
Jenno's Face Book
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Series: Jenno's Stuff, Book 4. Price: Free! Words: 3,690. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Some more of Jenno's Facebook stuff.
Sam and Diana's Musical Jaunt
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Price: Free! Words: 4,920. Language: English. Published: June 12, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A light-hearted tale told using song titles. Can you spot your favourites?
So Far Gone, Girl: A Parody - Free Preview - The First 5 Chapters
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Price: Free! Words: 22,450. Language: English. Published: March 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A parody of, Gone Girl, Gillian Flynn's acclaimed and runaway bestselling masterpiece, So Far Gone, Girl— will leave you doubled over with laughter, gasping for breath and checking to see if your own ottoman can really balance on its side like that.
Shutdown Chronicles
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Price: Free! Words: 1,180. Language: English. Published: October 17, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A real-time account of one man's experiences during the apocalyptic government shutdown of the United States government in 2013. This project started as a series of Facebook posts I did as the shutdown was going on (so keep in mind this e-book is very short). Now that it’s over, why not share the collection of posts with you? The events described may or may not be true. Judge for yourself.
Los pies cantores
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Price: Free! Words: 1,180. Language: Spanish. Published: February 13, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Hace muchos, muchos, muchos años (esto no es parte del cuento), escribí la historia de los pies cantores. Hace poco me la encontré en uno de mis viejos cuadernos (qué tiempos cuando se usaban cuadernos) y he pensado que sería gracioso compartirla. Aquí tenéis la historia de “Los pies cantores”, espero que te guste.
Nihilism Sucks: Of Human Hope and Larry’s Hail Mary Pass in the Craigslist Personals
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Price: Free! Words: 3,550. Language: English. Published: July 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Nine comic short-shorts deleted at the last moment from "Leaves of Grass" by an alternate timeline Walt Whitman. What was he thinking?!? His loss is your gain. For a limited time only this rare collection can be yours for free! Take that, Nietzsche, you worn-out grumpus. Life is funny. Includes the title story, "The Wishing Bird," "Phil Lamont: Attorney for the Damned," and more!
Some Sugar
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Price: Free! Words: 2,260. Language: English. Published: March 7, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
A Fairish and Goat tale. Sparkly the dragon eats some bad troll. Naturally, this leads to profound conversation. Unnaturally, Fairish is beginning to not entirely loathe the one-eyed goatherd she's bound to for all eternity ...
Ten Things I Hate About Valentine's Day
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You set the price! Words: 530. Language: English. Published: February 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Short story. Poor Brian. He just never gets it right, and now he must pay.
Bologna or Not? A Collection of Paranormal Stories
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Price: Free! Words: 10,310. Language: English. Published: September 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
In the past, a television program has informed people about unsolved mysteries. It has solved some unsolved mysteries. I think it was called 'Mysteries That We Can't Solve'. Sadly, the show was canceled and banished to the Lifetime Network on cable (can you imagine a more horrible fate?). However, we will try to replace that show as best we can with amazing stories of the paranormal.
Scotland Yard
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Price: Free! Words: 4,690. Language: English. Published: November 7, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Three Welsh Pymke Pixies find themselves delivered to a suburban Seagull City backyard, much to the delight of Zoe, Sarah and Laura, a triplet trio of tumultuous tangental trouble. Join Spanglebean on his tour-de-force of existential self-discovery as he brainstorms a unique cosmology from his perspective within the confines of a quite large garden fence.
Two Degrees of Separation
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Price: Free! Words: 8,230. Language: English. Published: August 21, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Two Degrees of Separation chronicles Johnny Fox's college years. How his burgeoning golf addiction almost derailed his academic plans at 18. How he switched courses, then towns but still couldn't shake the urge to hone his swing. And how, years later, he sought redemption at the college of Saint Mary. Two degrees is a light-hearted account of Johnny's journey from college dropout to star pupil.