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Drippy the Peg Legged Rainbow
Series: Stories for Demented Children, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 4,220. Language: English. Published: September 20, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Rainbows have existed throughout the universe since shortly after its inception. Born from light and moisture, they have expanded along with galaxies and other cosmic goo. Many are ancient, being nearly as old as the universe itself. Others are young, only born moments ago. This is the story of one rainbow, neither ancient nor young . . .
Bovicide, Zombie Diaries, and the Legend of the Brothers Brown
Price: Free! Words: 95,400. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Constable Paddington has a few problems: an evil beast is killing cows on his island; the elite military team who are supposed to capture this beast are threatening to shoot the duke; and there's a horde of philosophical zombies on the loose. And that's not even mentioning the vague, ancient prophecy about the end of the world...
Viewmaster
Price: Free! Words: 91,570. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
1 human day = 7 dog days = 14 tourist days. This is the philosophy that undergirds the comic novel 'Viewmaster'. Roy, recovering alcoholic & proprietor of Golden Rules B & B in San Francisco, is shaken & stirred by a mix of tourists, dogs & even a human being or two that will break your balls & your heart. If life were a cocktail his would be the love child of Molotov & Shirley Temple.
Drill & Sanctimony
Price: Free! Words: 50,010. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Overweight. Opinionated. Obsessed with video games and war movies. In U.S. Army basic training, Paul Sprungli connives, eats, and bumbles through ten weeks, running a contraband market, exploring religions, and facing military justice from a diminutive Drill Sergeant.
Two Shaky Towers : A Fable
Price: Free! Words: 4,100. Language: English. Published: November 18, 2011 by Aussiescribbler. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
A tribe who live on the beach between a forest and a lake are so terrified by the discovery of a spider two feet across living beneath the sand that they seek refuge in a pair of towers. Those who like to eat fish build a tower overlooking the lake. Those who like eating fruit build one near the forest. The strategy will lead to conflict and madness in this drily witty fable.
Will His Love Be Like His Rum?
Price: Free! Words: 1,850. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Romance » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.75 from 4 reviews)
"Please, oh please," Caterina sobbed as she sat cross-legged in front of the closet, speaking to its door. This was her wedding night, her night of nights, but her new husband has serious wedding night jitters and has locked himself in that closet. Can she coax him out and to their wedding bed? Will his love be like his rum, intoxicating all night long? Or will that closet door stay locked?
Demonic Double Cross
Price: Free! Words: 156,980. Language: American English. Published: October 30, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Occult, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.20 from 5 reviews)
Conman Arthur Broker has finally become a resident on easy street while posing as a paranormal investigator, separating superstitious suckers from their money. This cozy lifestyle shatters after the beautiful and possibly unstable Fiona Ambrose turns to him for help against the Daughters of All, a mysterious cult that has a knack for drug peddling, kidnapping and murder.
Going Down (Wish Upon A Stud - Book 1)
Series: Wish Upon A Stud, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 22,550. Language: English. Published: August 17, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Can friends become lovers? Especially friends who might not even be friends in the first place? Going Down is the sexy and hilarious first novella in the five-part Wish Upon A Stud series. Each novella is roughly 100 pages with no cliffhanger.
Food-Free at Last: How I Learned to Eat Air
Price: Free! Words: 15,410. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2012 by J.M. Porup. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » Dieting
(4.17 from 6 reviews)
Food is a drug. Break the shackles of addiction and learn to eat air! In this detailed guide, Dr. Robert Jones, MD, PhD, DDS, ODD gives you the practical, step-by-step advice you need to transition to the air-only diet. Join him on the cutting edge of human evolution. Go the Power of Air!
Chloe Babineaux Private Investigator
Series: Chloe Babineaux, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 109,250. Language: English. Published: November 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Chloe is a private investigator hired to find a missing painting. Chloe's brother and his hot, new partner are detectives in the Rapides Parish Sherriff's Department keep getting in her way. They don't slow her down but the person shooting at her does. But doesn't stop her from her task. Chloe's adventure is funny to everyone but her.
Vanity Plate Shorts
Price: Free! Words: 2,840. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2009. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
A hard-hitting, surprising set of short stories based on Vanity Plates from around the US. The authors are: Matt from SmallBizBee, Steven Male, Matt Hayward, George Angus
Tre gatti e una collina
Price: Free! Words: 55,040. Language: Italian. Published: October 3, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Al risveglio dopo uno svenimento a fronte di una caduta, Aaron si ritrova catapultato in un'improbabile avventura nel Medio Medioevo assieme al collega Bla. Tra personaggi ubriachi, animali inconsueti ed esplosioni termoioniche, al povero Aaron non resta altro che seguire i compagni di avventura in un viaggio senza senso, solo per tenere viva la misera speranza di tornare a casa tutto d'un pezzo.
The Secret to Everything
Price: Free! Words: 1,300. Language: English. Published: September 15, 2009. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Are you the sort of person who reads "how-to" books....how to be an instant millionaire, how successfully seduce, how to win?..... I have the secret to everything. Want to know what it is?
the Ducks of Doom, Volume 6
Price: Free! Words: 18,900. Language: English. Published: January 19, 2009. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Camels of the Negev struggle to free their fleet of mud-brick ships from a UFO, while the Egyptians launch their StarCows defense. Allura, in the grips of the Manchurian Canard Personality, shops for rutabagas and kumquats. Freddy Manichean Heresy blows up a haggis and destroys a neighborhood. An evil villain steals Toronto's weather while everyone is busy watching the hockey wars.
101 Tips for Traveling with a Vampire
Series: Amaranthine Freebies, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 9,470. Language: English. Published: April 30, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.67 from 12 reviews)
101 Tips for Traveling with a Vampire is just that: a list of tips for traveling with a vampire. Some are useful even if you aren't traveling with the undead. It's not a novel. It's not a short story. But, if you're looking for a quick chuckle and to get a sneak peek at book 4 in the Amaranthine series, then give it a shot.
The New Guy In Moon Base Twelve
Price: Free! Words: 18,830. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
They weren't exactly the crew the President had in mind when he announced his plan to build a permanent base on the moon so the Chinese wouldn't do it first, but there they were, a boring collection of peaceful, happy settlers who couldn't even get a decent reality TV show rating. Life was perfectly dull until the new guy arrived. Now if they could only find out who he was and where he'd come from
Tiffany Gets Her Boobs
Price: Free! Words: 9,340. Language: English. Published: July 4, 2011 by Pentucket Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Women's fiction » General
(3.25 from 4 reviews)
Tiffany knows that only one thing separates her from stardom -- a boob job. Who'll pay for it? She's determined to find out. A hilarious short story by David H. Hendrickson. "'Tiffany' works beautifully, and by the end of the story, I had fallen in love with this savvy, determined, and somewhat crazy woman." --USA Today Bestselling Author Kristine Kathryn Rusch
Loose Lips Sink Ships
Price: Free! Words: 46,300. Language: English. Published: May 26, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.00 from 1 review)
Avery Leigh will stop at nothing to get her boyfriend, Carter Thomson, back. A high school girl who has no problem saying the first thing that pops into her head, no matter how crazy, she finds Carter has not only stopped taking her calls, he’s started avoiding her altogether. Could it have been something she said?
The Garden Wall
Series: Interesting events in space, Book 1. You set the price! Words: 115,300. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.90 from 10 reviews)
When Prof. Hughes accidentally vaporised the University of Birmingham School of Materials Science, and couldn't be found afterwards, his students thought the only consequence would be the cancellation of his notoriously hard end-of-year exams. However, for Eradani, this is just the start of a fantastic science fiction caper that she doesn't really want to be a part of.
Renegade Robot
Price: Free! Words: 16,990. Language: English. Published: July 31, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
It's the end of the world as we know it, when the dreaded Singularity finally occurs and happens to be captured, live on tape, by agents of the Frantic News Network, which freaks out, as usual, and causes a lot of trouble for the mild-mannered nanobot exterminator who happens to get caught in the crossfire.