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Fiction » Humor & comedy

Sub-categories: General | Satire | Black comedy | Parody
The Obituarist
Price: $2.75 USD. Words: 11,680. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 6 reviews)
The Obituarist - Dead people are the safest story around. They can’t answer back. But if you follow in death’s footsteps, it can be dangerous to get too close. An obituary writer seizes his chance when war heroes start dying. Brace yourself for handlebar moustaches, stiff drinks, greed, treachery and, of course, death. But with a twist. “Mordant, funny, dark, teasing and ironic.”
Words Are Stupid
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 19,500. Language: American English. Published: March 6, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.59 from 22 reviews)
A collection of quotes from Cracked columnist, John Cheese. Adult language.
The Little Book of Big Enlightenment
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 16,380. Language: English. Published: May 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
New Age Master Lompoc Tollhaus is furious when a marketing hack is brought in to complete his latest spiritual book. Enjoy the fun as guru and ghostwriter battle one another over the best way to sell a new consciousness. But following an unusual event, Tollhaus suddenly finds himself out on a limb, pitted against his own theories in a laugh-filled look at New Age marketing.
Keep Your Kilt Pulled Down
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 13,520. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
This is not a story that should start with "once upon a time". This is a Southern fairy tale, and they always start with "you ain't gonna believe this crap." This is an unfortunate start for a book about the facts of my life. Settle back to enjoy some lighthearted stories of a Southern Scottish family. It's silly, unprofessional, and probably unreadable, but hey, Columbus took a chance.
Jurassic Prick (Fungus #2)
Series: Fungus, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,310. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2012 by Nameless Books. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Cultural & ethnic themes » Hispanic & Latino
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
There's trouble in Melbourne again, and Victoria's new assistant police commissioner, Alberto Zapata, is back on the case. A new airline with onboard casinos is sucking money from the people's pockets, and an array of offbeat community groups to take to the streets in protest. Then, under suspicious circumstances, the city's existing casino is trampled to dust by stampeding elephants…
Top Secret List of Spy Licenses (070-010): Junior Agent Briefing
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,050. Language: English. Published: October 12, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Every secret agent desires the coveted license to kill, but few in the service are granted elite “double-O” status. Junior agents can instead set their sights on these lesser-known spy licenses. They may be less glamorous, but they’re much more hilarious, and you never know when one might help you save the world.
Galaxy Motel
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 13,730. Language: English. Published: March 31, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Horror » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Since the 1950s, the Galaxy Motel has witnessed the growing pains and culture shifts of a restless America pass through its doors. In their own distinct voice, with humor and compassion, three motel managers recount the story of their most memorable guest: a teenage girl in the 50s, a runaway musician in the 60s, and a drug addict with a penchant for redecorating in the 2000s.
False Teeth, Fixodent and a Funny Husband
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 6,720. Language: English. Published: October 31, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 5 reviews)
Sometimes life smacks you in the middle but if you can learn how to laugh after you finish crying, you will make it. This is a book filled with teasing, good humor and downright belly wobbles you can actually read out loud to your friends.
Whalewolf
Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 6,470. Language: English. Published: April 3, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.60 from 5 reviews)
What happens when a werewolf decides it wants seafood? Find out how a detective from a small town in South Florida learns how big wolves can get. He also finds out that his girlfriend might be into some weird stuff but that's not the main point of the story. Focus on the werewolf and the whale! This story is guaranteed to contain no less than one whale and one werewolf or your money back.
Two People Having Sex (An Erotic Parody)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,780. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2012 by 1st Amend Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(4.50 from 6 reviews)
What can two people in love do when corporate censors are breathing down their necks? The answer? Less than you might imagine. "Two People Having Sex" is a playful erotic (as much as allowable as per corporate Terms and Conditions) parody that addresses censorship by corporate bullies.
Caged
Price: Free! Words: 10,470. Language: English. Published: March 12, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Essay » Literature
(5.00 from 1 review)
This is a story about how I first met Bert and Betty, a couple of pathetic red wolves caged up at the Low Country Visitor Center managed by the Federal Bureau of Wild Animals outside of Charleston, SC. After I saw them I decided to write a story. People love goddamn stories about animals. Black Beauty, Call of the Wild. Why not a story about Bert and Betty and how they escaped?
Naughty Nanoworms
Series: Stories for Demented Children, Book 7. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,050. Language: American English. Published: March 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Life on the streets is generally peaceful for Albert, but the streets are not without their hazards. While avoiding one type of trouble, Albert walks his way into even worse trouble. Will he keep his shopping cart? Will Meezer the cat come up with a plan to destroy the world? Can a shopping cart and a skateboard ever get along? The seventh entry in the Stories for Demented Children Series.
Phairyphant
Series: Stories for Demented Children, Book 6. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,400. Language: American English. Published: March 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Mystical phairyphants have existed since the days of wooly mammoths and mastodons. Phairydust allows them to fly on powerful, gossamer wings while they use their trunks to sniff the air for opportunities to make the world a better place for elephants. This is the story of Elly, one such phairyphant.
Romeow & Drooliet
You set the price! Words: 1,080. Language: English. Published: April 9, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
In the style of the great bard, this tale of two paw-crossed lovers leads us on a tragic tale. There is also a message to every pet owner about the importance of neutering their pets.
Cashier of the Apocalypse
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 18,160. Language: English. Published: June 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
(5.00 from 1 review)
Phil is your run of the mill retail employee, with no prospects, no ambition, and no spine. All of his days are spent just trying to get to the next one. Unfortunately for Phil, his world gets turned upside down when a mysterious divinity chooses Phil to become his avatar of destruction!
The Tax Angel
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,610. Language: English. Published: March 19, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Romance » Suspense
(5.00 from 1 review)
She was an angel. He was a lucky guy. But when her job as tax preparer kicks into high gear, Kimi changes. Michael is about to find out that the true test of love isn't children or in-laws... it's tax season.
Saving Triott Chicken
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,620. Language: English. Published: August 1, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(5.00 from 1 review)
A lost baby, saved and adored -- though jealous rivalry can never be ignored. Mixtures of pictures plus photos restored, warm chicken verse, prose is even worse. Feathered love, orange toes, Triott Chicken knows.
Time Management for Cats
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 15,740. Language: English. Published: March 16, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Nonfiction » Home & Garden » Pets & livestock
(5.00 from 1 review)
An incredible book with a unique approach to the cat productivity problem. This breakthrough program promises to put your cat on a continuous-improvement-process escalator to success. Discover why managing your cat’s time is the number one way to spend your time. Cats and under-organized people everywhere will enjoy this amazing career advice that you won’t read anywhere else.
China, Please Give Me More (Fungus #3)
Series: Fungus, Book 3. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,270. Language: English. Published: February 16, 2013 by Nameless Books. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Cultural & ethnic themes » Hispanic & Latino
(5.00 from 1 review)
In this latest installment of the Fungus series, Melbourne is to host a gigantic celebration of the anniversary of 200 years of rugby. As the celebration nears, China is called upon to remedy shortages of everything from gum to glasses. And on the day of the rugby festival, Zapata and his team will be called upon to investigate a brutal and confusing incident.
El Norte
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 16,160. Language: English. Published: January 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Baja California Birdman is his spiritual name. He wanders the land of Baja, California. He’s a free thinking drifter, a powered paraglider pilot and aerial photographer. The all powerful wind called el Norte is one of Baja’s adversaries. His other demon is the illusion that he’s living inside. He shares his Baja adventures as he prepares for his next flight. Then we go along with him.