Fiction » Humor & comedy

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Bandwagon
Price: Free! Words: 90,120. Language: British English. Published: July 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Science fiction » General
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The road to stardom, as any good band will tell you, is paved with good bands who failed to reach the end. Its substrate is the pulped contracts, discarded ticket stubs and recycled vinyl blues of a myriad crushed dreams. This is the story of one band who didn't even know they were on that road, the first human-robot combo ever to sneer at a drum machine.
Wedding Hells
Series: Parker Sisters, Book 0. Price: Free! Words: 5,680. Language: British English. Published: August 1, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Mel Parker's perfect little sister is getting married and she'd rather cut her own arm off than attend. Her relatives are guaranteed to give her hell about not going first, her dress is unbearable and her beloved best friend Will isn't even invited. But her boyfriend is there. And there'll be cake. So maybe it won't be as bad as she thinks. Maybe it'll be worse...
Our Children Are Not Our Children
Price: Free! Words: 4,980. Language: English. Published: August 5, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Literature » Literary
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In this brief collection of short-shorts, Kevin Brennan (Parts Unknown) offers five case studies in bad parenting. From a father who won’t pull over to let his boy pee on the roadside to a couple who unwisely lock their twin toddlers in a closet all day while they’re at work, these parents embody the adage that it takes a village -- to save innocent kids from idiots like them!
Unbalanced Party: Fool Me Cockatrice
Series: Unbalanced Party, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 2,080. Language: English. Published: August 19, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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The Unbalanced Party are at it again. Contracted to catch a troublesome cockatrice, much to Mordwin's chagrin, the lads find a little more than they bargained for in this fantasy humor tale. Roll for initiative and dive into "Unbalanced Party: Fool Me Cockatrice!"
Red Herring
Series: Flash Fiction Month. Price: Free! Words: 24,210. Language: English. Published: August 23, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Flash fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Written one-a-day in July 2013, these thirty-one more very short stories feature a wide (and often surprising) cast of characters: a drunken angel, a baby-themed supervillain, a man who spontaneously turns into two mildly annoyed horses. This book is for everyone who's ever wondered: "Just what would happen if Hydrogen quit its day job to become a country music star...?"
The Good, the Plaid, and the Ugly
Price: Free! Words: 21,030. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Screenplays » Comedy
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After a miserable high school experience, Jack has stopped evolving as a contributing member of society. Meanwhile, his career driven brother, Tim, has become about as exciting as an old hot dog. The story unfolds around these two brothers' pursuit of a misplaced family heirloom, resulting in an unusual tale of redemption, sibling rivalry, and lesbian coleslaw wrestling.
A Sunday Market Seller
Price: Free! Words: 3,200. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Cultural & ethnic themes » Cultural interest, general
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From the second collection of 17 stories in My Other Shorts & Formal Tales. A Sunday country market is livened up by a gate-crashing, old lady. A fiercely independent migrant, Polish WW2 survivor from out of town. She wants to set up to sell a range of memorabilia, home cooking and sweets. Immediately charming the regular stall-holders with stories and skills. She has other skills; unrevealed.
Thyme Crisis
Price: Free! Words: 1,430. Language: English. Published: November 10, 2013. Categories: Plays » American / African American, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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David has trouble with his bakery when he runs out of thyme to pay the rent.
MBA - Moron$ Ba$tard$ and A$$hole$
Price: Free! Words: 71,070. Language: English. Published: November 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
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MBA is a rollicking comic novel of business treachery featuring duct tape, classic rock, golf, cars, nudity, business principles and family values. It is a fun read with a message (sort of). MBA is offered in both original and mild versions (PG - profanity lite). This is the original version.
Gods Vs Mortals
Price: Free! Words: 6,950. Language: English. Published: November 19, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Jessica, Brynn, and Taylor are three women on Earth that mess up at work. The God of Hope, God of Peace, and God of Love mess up in Heaven. In their fury, other higher God's try to exact punishment on their fellow God's. A soul and body switch goes wrong and everyone learns a lesson.
GIT: Big Car, Little Women Syndrome
Series: GITT, Book 6. Price: Free! Words: 450. Language: British English. Published: November 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
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Mr. Git has discovered a new hindrance, it's called Big Car, Little Women Syndrome. This syndrome relates to short women who drive huge 4X4 cars. Somehow, they think they own the road because they have a big flashy car, but the truth is, the car is a hindrance and the woman driving it is suffering from a syndrome ...
Football Fiction
Price: Free! Words: 53,810. Language: British English. Published: November 26, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Mashups
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Step into a parallel universe where snails are the hot item to bet on at the track and frogs are the great goalkeepers. Unfortunately, even great goalkeepers are no match for illustrious and selfish soccer club owners. Will the club survive or risk ruin at the hands of disengaged owners or will they sell to the chinese laundry man.
On Princesses: A Foible
Series: The Foibles. Price: Free! Words: 32,740. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Yes, the world needs another fairytale, just like your grandmother needs a Dwarf Grunge Band. Of course this is not just another fairy tale, it is a completely irreverent celebration of geeks, fairy goth-mothers, small annoying dogs, and yes, princesses. This is a foible, not a fable, thus it has no redeeming value whatsoever. Enjoy!
The Knife...And The Newf
Series: The Bruno Adventures, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 3,340. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
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So! You think only humans have adventures? Have you never watched "Milo and Otis" or "Homeward Bound?" Bah! Meet Bruno the Newf, and share his consternation as he struggles with the baffling Humans, most of whom need minders that few of them possess. In this installment, our hero must deal incisively with a fractured marriage, a late-night intrusion...and a knife.
A Concise History of Portsong
Price: Free! Words: 8,130. Language: English. Published: January 2, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » People & Places / United States / Other, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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The Ladies Historical Society is proud to take you on a tour through the rich history of our fair town. From its humble founding, through the War Between the States, and up to the 1920's when an eccentric fellow came to town, you will laugh and come to understand why its citizenry is considered a little odd by most. Why, it's almost as good as sippin' lemonade on Ms. Prattlematt's back porch.
Swag
Price: Free! Words: 910. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
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A world famous rapper, entrepreneur and label boss is searching for the next big thing. But he thought it was going to be human.
Drunk Olympics
Price: Free! Words: 2,380. Language: English. Published: January 4, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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This is an epic drinking game. The rules are simple, the gameplay is socially interactive, and the objective is inebriated fun. All you need is some imagination, other players, and lots of canned beer! ...oh yeah, and this ebook. Cheers!
The Mystery of the Missing Taxicabs
Series: The Adventures of Agent Diamond and Charming Guy. You set the price! Words: 11,660. Language: English. Published: January 4, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
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Canadian super spies Agent Diamond and Charming Guy are back, this time to try to save New Year's Day. The evil genius Dr. Sinister has stolen the Psycho-Cab-O-Meter, a device for psychically summoning taxicabs, and has re-engineered it so the cabs will never come. It's up to Diamond, Guy, and their allies to put a stop to Dr. Sinister's nefarious plans while at a New Year's Eve cocktail party.
Superkid and the Clone
Series: Superkid, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 30,500. Language: English. Published: January 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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The town of Poolington has its hands twice as full with two Superkids running around. Can its citizens discover the true superhero before twice the calamity befalls it?
Legend of the Giant Mouse
Price: Free! Words: 3,630. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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In the tradition of the tall tales of the past comes a new amazing story by T.K. Wade. When a mouse decides to ask a fairy bear to make him into a giant mouse, things do not go as planned. Legend of the Giant Mouse is filled with fun and silly antics that shall bring laughter to both young and old.