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Fiction » Humor & comedy

Sub-categories: General | Satire | Black comedy | Parody
The Unextraordinary Secret Life of a Superhero Intern
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,200. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Adrian Arnolds is a university student looking to make quick money over the summer. When he finds an ad on Craigslist for someone wanting an intern, he quickly accepts. Little does he know that he's now working for an illustrious superhero who is very controlling of his public persona.
The Moctezuman
Price: Free! Words: 14,320. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
★★★★★ "A Hilarious Mashup: It's The Martian meets The Evil Dead... at the end of the Aztec Empire." Two scifi horror short stories from an Ancient Alien visitor. I wish he'd hurry up and sacrifice me, like I planned it. Otherwise I might die in this dank temple. But here he stands, nephew to the emperor of a quarter-million Aztec warriors, and Moctezuma does the one thing I don't want: He waits.
Missing You (Text Me)
Price: Free! Words: 5,140. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
What does it mean to love someone? What does it take? Would you be willing to go on loving that someone if it means costing you pain and longing? Well, meet Hellene and Kayombo in this epic, lighthearted, funny short story about what it means to really love someone.
Los Funerales del Presidente y Otros Cuentos
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 33,360. Language: Spanish. Published: January 16, 2019 by thelittlefrench@zoho.com. Categories: Fiction » Urban, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Al leerlo, tienen que esta preparados para reír o llorar. Son narraciones dramáticas o humorísticas. Pero el problema es que tienen que saber distinguir entre ellas, porque algunas veces, las dramáticas, en un párrafo cualquiera, te invitan a reír, y al revés, algunas humorísticas, casi te hacen llorar. (Guillermo Álvarez Guedes)
George Peele’s The Old Wives’ Tale: A Retelling
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 17,900. Language: American English. Published: January 16, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Classics
This is an easy-to-read retelling of George Peele's "THE OLD WIVES' TALE." It is a play within a play. An old wife tells a fairy tale to visitors. As she tells the tale, the characters come to life and act out the fairy tale.
HitGirlz Book 4: "Girlz Gone Wild"
Series: HIT GIRLZ. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 210. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
BFFs Bella and MaryBeth balance high school with their odd after school job--Being hit girls for the mob.
Fortuna and the Scapegrace: A Dark Comedy South Seas Adventure, Book Two of The Epic of Didier Rain
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 94,800. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Historical » Western & American frontier, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Didier Rain is penniless, forlorn, and roaming the muddy streets of San Francisco when a seductive albino soothsayer launches him on the next leg of his life’s stormy voyage. In a twist of destiny, our hero finds himself on his way to a South Seas island where love and a new life awaits. Is this the work of Lady Luck, or are the gods just having fun with their favorite gullible scalawag?
HitGirlz Book 3: "Pretty Deadly"
Series: HIT GIRLZ. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 210. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
BFFs Bella and MaryBeth balance high school with their odd after school job--Being hit girls for the mob
Chasing the Best Days
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 39,640. Language: American English. Published: January 14, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Sports
Greg is a divorced dad who spends most of his time drinking and gambling out on the golf course. But his foreign girlfriend Karla—who happens to be half his age—also demands plenty of attention. Frustrated with his job and still haunted by the ghosts of his divorce, Greg strives to connect with his sons while fending off the ex-wife—and at the end of the day, just try to make a few putts.
Requiem for Eden - Series Volume #3
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 121,670. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Requiem for Eden - Series Volume #3 Lucid returns…with help With Trinity under threat from two mighty armies, the Archangel Michael must once again find a hero to save the triple cities from Lucifer’s hordes and the Norsemen from…err… well, the north.
Curses for Every Occasion
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,910. Language: British English. Published: January 14, 2019 by Beaten Track Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
An utterly ridiculous illustrated collection of curses for every occasion. Blurb by Steve Huison (The Full Monty; Coronation Street); Foreword by Boff Whalley (Chumbawamba).
Livid Clouds Epic Edition
Price: Free! Words: 19,580. Language: English. Published: January 13, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Western
An adult contemporary, comedy action adventure, loaded with twists and turns that take a father and son on an epic trip of a life time.
A Little More Discretion, An Improvement Movement
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,420. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A short story about a woman named Sophocles and a man named Delusional One in Charge of Himself and a little bit more information about Lodema Beorhtric from Digital Island.
The Saffron Curse
Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 4,720. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2019 by Falcon Ridge Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Featured in Tangent Online’s 2018 Recommended Reading List The old man who sells Chef Eddie and his partner Amanda the land for their new restaurant warns them that the site is cursed. He makes them promise never to use saffron in their restaurant. But Eddie isn’t superstitious…
A Man Out of Time
Price: $5.00 USD. Words: 99,170. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Private dick, Ace Anvil, while investigating the murder of a physicist, had found a machine that sends messages back in time. This makes him a target for a variety of malefactors. A lesser man would give up, but Ace can't; a dick is all he knows how to be. Besides, his girlfriend needs new shoes.
Пъстра Каламбуриада (хумористични стихове, нонсенси и каламбури), Втора Част
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,780. Language: Bulgarian. Published: January 11, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
In Bulgarian. Това е сборник от лека и хумористична поезия включващ какво ли не, който тук е разделен на две части, плюс приложение на чужди езици. По-точно във втората част са разделите: епитафи, memento mori, нонсенси, лимрици, други каламбури, акростихове, и послеслов.
Hit Girlz Book 2: "Girls Just Wanna Have Gun."
Series: HIT GIRLZ. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 210. Language: English. Published: January 10, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
BFFs Bella and MaryBeth balance high school with their odd after school job--Being hit girls for the mob.
Animals with Issues
Price: $3.00 USD. Words: 33,640. Language: English. Published: January 10, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a collection of short stories of anthropomorphized animals. The fun is guessing what the animal is. Answers at the end of the story are revealed directly or as links that refer to stories on the internet that inspired the story.
My Troyboy is Twat (Book 3, Ruth Roth Series)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 82,610. Language: English. Published: January 10, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
‘Keep your mouth shut!’ This, from Ruth Roth, inspirational columnist for a women's magazine. It's not the best advice to give your new husband, but men don’t listen, do they? When he tells all, the fall-out is like a layover in hell. Horrid, and yet…tantalising. Who knew the underworld had so many subdivisions? But Ruth may be stuck in the horrid after another skeleton comes out of the closet!
Cupid F*cks Up (Book 2, Ruth Roth Series)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 86,940. Language: English. Published: January 9, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Women's magazine columnist Ruth Roth’s first time with her man leaves her gasping. It has nothing to do with his prowess or the taboo-ness of the romance. And it’s not like she’s inexperienced (divorced and in her mid-forties, she has two teenage children). It’s her mother’s unexpected and unwelcome presence in the bedroom that has Ruth all bent out of shape!