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Hasta que el Gran Pedo Nos Separe
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,150. Language: Spanish. Published: July 30, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Los temores de Helen Hubbard finalmente se han confirmado. Una mañana, durante el almuerzo en su restaurante favorito, su esposo Gary le confiesa que la ha estado engañando, y está listo para abandonarla en un instante. Cuando ella hurga en el asunto, descubre más de lo que quería saber sobre Muffy, la misteriosa amante de él. "¿¿¿Entonces me estás dejando por un pedo???", exclamó Helen.
The Would Be Asstronaut
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,840. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Hank Larmspitz has a plan. Well, sort of. He's going to be the first man on the moon, dagnabbit, and he's going to do it without the aid of a space suit or even a space ship. Exactly what does he have in mind? Dan Dinkerleaf, a local correspondent for KAAS-LD Eureeka, wants to find out. When he discovers Hank's true intentions, his patience becomes paper thin. "Seriously?" he blurts out.
Weekend Getaway
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,980. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When Martin Dollop and Arthur Bodine set off for a romantic vacation in the islands, they have no idea what they're in for. Now rotting away in a Mexican jail cell, it appears that they've reached the end of their rope. Even the pinche guard won't do them the honor of putting a bullet in their heads, and offers each a shot of poison to end their suffering.
Tot de dood ons schijt
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,640. Language: Dutch. Published: July 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
De angsten van Helen Hubbard worden eindelijk bevestigd. Op een ochtend tijdens de brunch in haar favoriete restaurant bekent haar man Gary dat hij haar bedriegt en klaar is om te vertrekken. Als ze doorvraagt over de materie, komt ze meer te weten over zijn mysterieuze minnares Muffy. "Dus je laat mij in de steek voor een scheet???" riep Helen.
Gastrointestinal Blues
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,170. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Since leaving his posh position at the Department of Motor Vehicles, Mackelroy Puggsley thought he'd smelled the last psychotic fart that nearly killed him. But in his new role as a psychologist, he quickly realizes that the problem is more widespread than he thought. Will a crazed client and his two gassy brides prevent the old man from getting one last piece of nookie before he dies?
A Punto de Reventar
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,400. Language: Spanish. Published: July 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Barnabus Prim ha llegado al final del camino. Ahogado en deudas y casado con una mujer odiosa que no puede ni verlo, decide hacer lo impensable. Pero encontrar el camino al más allá resulta mucho más difícil de lo que él había imaginado. Para lectores adultos (maduros o no). Aproximadamente 3000 palabras.
La Pregunta de 500 Dólares
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,750. Language: Spanish. Published: July 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Perkins Deadwood no puede dar crédito a sus oídos. Su hijo de doce años acaba de pedirle para Navidad un pedo mascota. Y no cualquier pedo: un pedo español. ¡Ay, caramba! ¿Podrá disuadir a su hijo el vendedor de autos usados? ¿O será esta Navidad realmente apestosa? Para lectores maduros (y no tanto). Aproximadamente 2.500 palabras.
Confucius Say
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 190. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Words of wisdom from the Chinese teacher himself. Well ok not exactly, but more like the things he might have always wanted to say but never could. Confucius Say contains the ten best words of wisdom and sarcasm he never said but probably should have!
The Barbarian King [Satire]
Price: Free! Words: 60,960. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A non-cerebral satire combining the look and feel of Robert E. Howard's 'Conan' works, today’s Democrat Party, with the ridiculousness of 'Idiocracy,' South Park, and Trailer Park Boys. This novel will be too provocative for most overly sensitive, PC-embracing readers. If you happen to be part of a PC police squad for your neighborhood, I would suggest you stop here, and move on...
The Dimmer from Hell
Price: Free! Words: 2,110. Language: Canadian English. Published: July 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Albert stops what he is intently concentrated on to fix an electrical problem that can't wait. Simple household maintenance jobs can toy with the hapless handyman when his mind is elsewhere. The day wears on and Albert is increasingly frustrated and error prone. He completes the job by happenstance but fears uncharitable elements in the family might assault his pride and dignity.
Cedric Fallows and the Genius
Price: Free! Words: 4,140. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
1.Cedric Fallows is all alone and on a downward spiral because his wife has died. His mate says ‘Cedric, you need a hobby.’ So Cedric gets a hobby as a domestic livestock therapist in an abattoir holding pen. But, what do you say to a stressed pig about to get the chop?‘ 2.This collection of words is about the statement ‘I’ve never used anything I learned at school’. But there was one thing ...
Funny Stories for Kids: Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves
Price: Free! Words: 16,600. Language: American English. Published: July 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
What would the story of "Snow White" be like if the princess was an idiot, the evil queen was completely incompetent, and the dwarves, instead of being happy and silly, were instead super gross and mean? The answer: "Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves," a comedy short story that is so awesome you'll have to read it to believe it.
Trump Rules: The 8 Most Frickin’ Bigly Investments I Made with Donald Trump
Price: Free! Words: 7,840. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(5.00 from 1 review)
Ever wonder how Trump got so rich? Go behind the scenes with the founder of the fictitious Newell Capital Venture Partners for the hilarious and sometimes downright wrong ideas behind Donald’s investments over the last three decades. You’ll laugh out loud reading about businesses ranging from his online breakfast (only) store to a unique medicinal marijuana brand. “Bigly funny book.” - Donald
Hamlet On A Budget
Price: Free! Words: 10,020. Language: English. Published: July 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Cozy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A short story from the Hamlet Mystery series. When Wilson Daggot, a dubious handyman and general layabout, finds a suitcase full of money he's delighted, but Sam MacNeil, still perpetually trapped in his hometown, can only see trouble coming from this and it isn't long before murder makes another visit to the quirky town of Hamlet.
OLHO POR DENTE - A vingança de Masao contra o Império
Price: Free! Words: 13,540. Language: Portuguese. Published: July 26, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A história trata de um conflito. Não um conflito qualquer, mas um conflito muito violento. A vingança de Masao contra o Império. E a reação virulenta do Império. É uma história que se pode classificar como verdadeiramente estapafúrdia. A estapafurdice dela é tamanha que em obediência à coerência, foi estapafurdiamente embrulhada numa narrativa estapafúrdia.
The Warparound
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 15. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,350. Language: English. Published: July 25, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Harmonizing his stream to the tune of life, the Acoustic Funambulist travels on time throughout the galaxies in a progression of unlikely encounters. Subjected to an environment that defies the logic of time and space, the acrobat like some poor creature in a wheel, struggles to advance in this fifteenth episode.
Fall of the House of Atreus
Price: Free! Words: 4,070. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2015. Categories: Plays » Ancient & Classical, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Act 1 of a play attributed to Plautus of Troy. Considered highly controversial in its day, this play examines the roots of the Trojan War and the destruction of the House Atreus.
The Cattle Society.
Price: Free! Words: 6,750. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Inspired by the classic work of George Orwell, the fiction is a short allegory. Radha is a cow of cattle society who tries to compare her society with the human world. It's a blend of humor,romance and philosophy. Entertaining and hillarious if you have a unique taste.
Mint Condition
Price: Free! Words: 3,560. Language: British English. Published: July 24, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The second escapade in the Clegghorne trilogy in which Arnold and his grandson Michael make and then fire their own gun.
The Outrageous Obnubilation of Oscar Oaks Objectification of Orbs
Price: Free! Words: 780. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Literature » Fairy tales
(5.00 from 1 review)
Another flash fiction story intended to make you laugh. I am not going to give you a synopsis, as that would probably end up the same length as the story...