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Muse Poop
Price: Free! Words: 56,790. Language: English. Published: October 13, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
A random collection of short essays, sometimes called rants, from the previous decade. Contains attempts at angst relief, humor, enlightenment and strange ideas that rattle and bonk.
The Red Citadel and the Sorcerer's Power
Price: Free! Words: 119,960. Language: English. Published: October 7, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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The fate of a realm is in the hands of a savage and a scoundrel… >>>Once a respected wizard Finster is now a drunkard and a con man living anonymously amongst simple, easily manipulated village folk. But his self-serving cunning cannot save him when soldiers of the Magus Supremeus of the High Order burst in to drag the disreputable mage to the dreaded Red Citadel.
Bogus Shorts
Series: shorts!, Book 5. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 66,810. Language: English. Published: October 4, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
this is a collection of 36 short stories, in a variety of styles, sf, fantasy, blogs, horror, medical, humor... whatever struck me. stories range in length from 200 to 25,000 wds.
Útek z mesta
Price: Free! Words: 22,270. Language: Slovak. Published: October 3, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Pocuj, mesto! Pocuj hlas obycajnych ludi! Kto to vola? Biblicky prorok Micheas? Alebo dnesny Jeremias, ktory tazko nesie sikanovanie sucasnych byrokratov a kyborgov? Vsimne si niekto krik zranenych a utlacanych? Viac sa dozviete v absurdnom pribehu slovenskeho spisovatela Miroslava Halasa "Utek z mesta"...
Barneys Auctions
Price: Free! Words: 65,170. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The colorful Barney battles everyone while running his auction room in post WWII Melbourne, Australia, but meets his match in his daughter who wants to marry his employee, and he auctions a painting he thinks is worthless.
Four Dead in Ohio
Price: Free! Words: 52,370. Language: English. Published: September 29, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
On a Tuesday, four patients die at a drug rehab center. It turns out, that is just the beginning of a week of mayhem for a small college town in Ohio. It all begins when Daisy, a Rottweiler, who tries to be a very good girl, goes for an adventure with her human friends. What starts out as a peaceful walk in the woods ends up as a violent drug-fueled escapade that ch
The Dallas Handshake
Price: Free! Words: 60,730. Language: English. Published: September 29, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Alternative history, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
It is 1968, and most of America is thinking about the upcoming presidential election. Not Agent Richard Cox. His only concern is getting out of Ohio. Richard hates his life and career as an investigator at the Bureau of Responsible Masturbation. Filling out reports on auto-erotic asphyxiation is not what he signed up for when he became an agent.
Price: Free! Words: 26,350. Language: English. Published: September 28, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Steven Ambrose has risen from a humble background to sitting all day in his flat in Crouch End trying to think up horrible ways for characters to die on BBC TV hospital drama “Misadventure”. He is continually disturbed by the owners of the house next door to his block of flats who seem to have decided to build a nuclear shelter without proper planning permission... but why?
Marcos y Laputa
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 53,900. Language: Spanish. Published: September 27, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Marcos es un ser autodestructivo por naturaleza. No tiene rumbo fijo y ningún objetivo claro; por lo que su vida está inmersa en el caos más absoluto. Hasta que conoce a Laputa. ¿Quién es ella? ¿Qué es lo que tiene que lo ha atrapado de ese modo?
Brassica Park
Series: Planet Dweller. Price: Free! Words: 44,890. Language: English. Published: September 27, 2018 by Dodo Books. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The final book in the Planet Dweller series. The Earth is no longer fit for humans, the Planet Dweller is no longer one entity, and humankind are now dinosaurs. Which is what would be expected after the meddling of two superbeings who never quite got the hang of mortality, although secretly aspiring to it. And there is also this dodo, and an intergalactic criminal in a pretty frock.
Heart Throbs
Series: City Lights New York, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 54,090. Language: English. Published: September 22, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Reluctant actress Amanda Monroe’s plans for domestic bliss are thrown into disarray when two movie hunks guest star on her sitcom – one, a handsome leading man with a seductive proposition, and the other, an old pal with wedding plans of his own. First in the City Lights New York series of standalone romantic comedies.
Careful What You Wish For
Price: Free! Words: 59,230. Language: English. Published: September 11, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(2.00 from 1 review)
an everyday dystopian tale of alien abduction, telepathic politicians and the blue butterflies of the apocalypse
Facts and Fiction
Price: Free! Words: 28,860. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: September 2, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Coming of age, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Except the last chapter, other stories are of serious nature based on few facts laced with some fiction. The last chapter is based on facts heavily laced with spice and salt to provide you some fodder to have a hearty laugh.
Três Comédias a Quatro Mãos
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 37,070. Language: Portuguese. Published: August 31, 2018. Categories: Plays » Caribbean & Latin American, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Este livro reúne três comédias do dramaturgo Emilio Boechat em parceria com Petrônio Gontijo, Marilia Toledo e Carlos Elino Boechat.
Price: Free! Words: 21,160. Language: English. Published: August 30, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Adelynn was a simple girl who liked hiding out in the cabin and hearing voices. David was a simple cop who did not believe in love but he had meddling friends who thought marriage was the best thing that could happen to him. You know how the rest goes.
The Ten Thous& Things
Price: Free! Words: 57,140. Language: English. Published: August 25, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
These are the printing stalks saved from sure recycling back in the day by a stubborn nameless monk at the Swiss Foundry Klipsich, Bern. And perhaps what Alice would say if she was hitch-hiking through the galaxy...
God Doesn't Shoot Craps
Price: Free! Words: 87,230. Language: English. Published: August 23, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Meet Danny Pellegrino, a junk-mail con man who has made a good living selling fake gambling systems to gullible people. But when he discovers that his latest "scam" actually works, he suddenly becomes the world's most wanted man as he races to build a fortune before someone discovers his secret. A comedy thriller in the manner of Carl Hiassen or Janet Evanovich.
The Background Extra
You set the price! Words: 105,720. Language: English. Published: August 21, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Sam Page has come back to the San Francisco Bay Area to reap revenge on a group of old friends who stole millions from him and had him exiled from the state. After over a decade of intricate planning, Sam goes on a swashbuckling adventure to get back what is rightfully his from those he was once closest to, each of whom has become successful in his absence.
Ádelfa y Ángora - una divertida aventura
Price: Free! Words: 71,650. Language: Spanish. Published: August 21, 2018 by Ronaldo Siète. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
La historia más divertida del año. La búsqueda de dos hermanas gemelas por aventuras, el amor, la felicidad y sobre todo por la riqueza.
A Shot in the Dark
Price: Free! Words: 57,300. Language: British English. Published: August 19, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Historical » Paranormal
Robin Hood - an archer with urges. Maid Marion and Mildred - two maids on a mission. Dionysus - a god with a stiffy and a horny following. The Sheriff of Nottingham - an evil bastard with a certain something. King John and the Norman barons - determined to Kick 'em Out! Jenny, Samantha and I struggle to bring sanity to Norman Britain. A task that turns out to carry a high p