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Murdoch Cop
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,530. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2015. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
‘Murdoch, if you choke the kid we won’t be able to take him to court and involve ourselves in a long, fruitless court case, where—thanks to a well-paid, crooked lawyer—the kid will end up getting off scot-free!’ It’s the late 60s/early 70s, where foul language has hit the streets. Murdoch has had enough of these young punks with their drugs and their jive talking. He intends to put a stop to them
Gadzooka Vs Sushima
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,310. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2015. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
‘Why, Murdoch, who else would do such a terrible thing as destroy Tokyo. . . than the evil Gadzooka?" What would the world be without the 1960s Japanese robotic monster? Umm. . . quite peaceful, probably. Join Murdoch as he attempts to save Tokyo by unleashing the wonderful, benevolent, child-loving Sushima on the evil Gadzooka in a battle of robotic monsters.
The Murder of Crows
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,600. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
In a near future of zero tolerance, Big Brother is not entirely born of the government. He is also your local news, your social media friends and followers, your neighbors. It was only a matter of time before someone found a way to capitalize on it. A satire of modern media and popular culture, THE MURDER OF CROWS attempts to follow the trend of public shaming to what could be its ultimate end.
Gymee's Quest(ion)
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Price: Free! Words: 5,350. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2015. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
This is the story of a boy in search of meaning – of the f-word. It’s an endearing story of adventure, coming of age, humor, relationships, suspense and collective lexistigmatosis. Guaranteed to entertain or your freedom back.
Terror Beyond Measure: A Norton Pumblesmythe Short Story
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,580. Language: British English. Published: February 28, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Where's the best place to spend Halloween? The most haunted venue in Victorian London, of course! Terror Beyond Measure is a macabre comedy that introduces Norton Pumblesmythe; a deranged toff rewriting the history books through an absinthe glazed eye. There is no landmark event that cannot be gatecrashed, no famous figure who cannot be harassed, and no drug that cannot be mixed with alcohol.
A Grubby Maid, Some Magic Slippers, and a Midnight Ball (Fairyland Snarktales Short Story 1)
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,990. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A Snarky Narrator, incensed by the inherent lack of common sense found in Fairy Tales, launches into a tirade of lively retellings, chalk full of opinions and frequently breaking the fourth wall. When Cinderella defies her wicked stepmother to attend a ball, the Snarky Narrator questions whether Magic can really turn A Few Hours Dancing into Love that will Outlast The Ages.
Nicolette Mace: the Raven Siren - Filling the Afterlife from the Underworld: Volume 3
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Series: Nicolette Mace: The Raven Siren. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,370. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2015. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled
The day to day life of a private investigator is not all glitz and glamour. "My name is Nicolette Mace, but you might know me as the Raven Siren. I'm a Private Investigator living the 1930s romantic dream in this new and exciting modern age. I keep records of everything that happens; everything I have seen and done. Why? There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio...
A Bag of Snakes
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,840. Language: English. Published: February 27, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
All that Lonnie wanted was to get the dead possum out of her yard. How did she wind up in a holding cell for attempted murder? A Bag of Snakes is a humorous tale about a woman caught in the absurdity of human existence. With her Camus-toting neighbor Cheryl by her side, she's just trying to make sense of the inexplicable mess that circumstance has thrust her into.
Legs Through the Ceiling
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Price: Free! Words: 1,730. Language: British English. Published: February 27, 2015. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Short Stories
“What is it?” mum asked us. “Don’t you know I am busy in the kitchen?” “MUM, THERE ARE LEGS IN HERE!” we cried out. “Legs?” she nervously replied. “DAD’S LEGS ARE DANGLING THROUGH A HOLE IN THE CEILING!” we told her, as we watched dad's legs thrash about adjacent our bedroom ceiling light.
Jugovina
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Price: Free! Words: 1,360. Language: Serbian. Published: February 26, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Dizajn omota i grafika Goran Radičević
Agent Nine and the Killer Beats
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Price: Free! Words: 11,560. Language: English. Published: February 25, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Agent Nine, an intergalactic secret agent, is forced to complete his coworker's failed mission. As his team tries to protect the world from hearing the most horrific music ever produced, Russia and America are on the brink of a nuclear war.
The Provocateur
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,150. Language: American English. Published: February 25, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A woman with ill intentions boards a train. She’s got something hidden up her skirt - and soon, the whole train is going to hear about it. Sexy, sassy, and a little absurd, The Provocateur is the unsettling story of a wife’s revenge.
Pudgy and Precocious - The World of Baby LeRoy
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Price: Free! Words: 9,000. Language: American English. Published: February 23, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Baby LeRoy is a chubby bundle of joy - and is the smartest and sassiest infant ever! True, he can't really talk yet, but that doesn't stop him from telling his stories, and expressing his outrageous opinions by typing them into his PC, that faithful companion who rivals his shapely Mexican nanny for his attention. Don't eat or drink while reading this book, for you may have a laughing fit!
Salvation of Sam
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 14,240. Language: British English. Published: February 23, 2015. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
The recently bereaved Jonas heads back to his forest playground to grieve. However, he stumbles across the unlikeliest of beings in his path, an abandoned dolphin. The discovery sets him off on a mission of redemption and salvation, but all that he finds along the path are obstacles which require him to dig as deep as possible as he tries to deal with the loss of Jolene.
Cosmic Tales 5: Pipe Dreams
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Price: Free! Words: 4,670. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2015. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
On a frozen mountain range, Elwood and Rodeena adopt disguises to try and scare away a bunch of workers from constructing an oil pipeline.
Five Tips for Abducting a Human Without Being Caught
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 730. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2015. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
"Five Tips for Abducting a Human Without Being Caught" is a short list of silly tips written by a human, er, an alien for aliens. Originally published by Third Flatiron Publishing.
The Gym. How I Beat The Exercise Boredom With Funny Gym Adventures
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Price: Free! Words: 4,880. Language: English. Published: February 22, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
I am going to be honest with you. I don’t like to exercise. I didn’t like to do it when I was a kid, I didn’t enjoy it when I was in college, and I continued to ignore it into the later phases of my life. However, it didn’t matter if I liked it or not, there came a time when I didn’t have a choice anymore. I just had to exercise in order to keep myself healthy.
The First Trip
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Price: Free! Words: 3,330. Language: English. Published: February 21, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A humorous short story about a young man taking his first LSD trip and the highs and lows he experiences from it.
THE WICKES OF LIFE
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,170. Language: English. Published: February 21, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The Wickes of Life is a collection of poems/short stories told with a unique sense of humor, gravity and time-honored ideologies. Much as a wicke feeds a candle so do inherent qualities of desires and precepts feed the human soul. Follow along as we explore how some things are effective and some are inevitable. Immorality and propriety is examined with a sense of wickedness and staunch cultural
Bulgaria's Christmas
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,940. Language: English. Published: February 20, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Bulgaira is a good kitty. But always manages to get into trouble. Will Buglaria be on the naughty or good list for Christmas?