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Silly Book Titles
Price: Free! Words: 1,730. Language: English. Published: December 9, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(3.00 from 2 reviews)
Everyone likes good, clean humor. This book is for those who appreciate quirky humor that includes a “play on words.” Sit back, relax, and enjoy over 100 creative titles and fictitious author names. It is for those with an edgy, childlike disposition, ready to giggle at a moment’s notice.
Hivernatien Minimus. The Low-Fashion School
Price: Free! Words: 13,660. Language: English. Published: December 8, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Hivernatien is a sorcerer living in Antarctica, His parents decide to send him to Paris, at the Low-Fashion school. What they don't know is that this school is in fact run by Garr Gorr, the second most Machiavellian criminal who plans to rule the world with an army of gnomes. Fortunately, with the help of Sassou, a girl from Botswana, and some magic, Hivernatien will prevent this from happening.
The Christmas Spirit
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 13,200. Language: English. Published: December 6, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Ghost, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Basil Frump is my name, and I have a very unique problem. The neighbor upstairs is a vampire, you see, and even worse, a tax collector. Or tax consultant. These things tend to get jumbled when there's a blood curdling scream at night or the old man decides to pay my door a visit. I've no choice but to stop this vile wretch before he claims every soul in the Greenway.
Wino Wisdoms and My Emails to God
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,960. Language: American English. Published: December 5, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Nonfiction » Cooking, Food, Wine, Spirits » Wine
Sometimes, a person just has to go straight to the source for answers in life. Of course, this is the result of partaking in the end of day libations and attempting to figure out the non-sensible. Wino Wisdoms is the finest in truisms and adult, bathroom, humor. However, take heed with this warning: do not try this it home--the process will hurt your head and trash a good buzz.
Puppyhood's End
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,700. Language: American English. Published: December 2, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Another Wally Pazooza detective case. Near Killington, Vermont a devil is seen hiding out in the Colonel's backyard. Men in black capture a devil thirty miles away, and they are keeping him in a holding cell. Puppy's begin disappearing all over the United States. Wally and his crew move into a mansion near the Colonel's. Do the disappearing puppies have anything to do with the devils?
BuddhaClaus
Price: Free! Words: 2,250. Language: English. Published: December 2, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Enjoy this FREE short story to get you in the holiday mood: it's about spirituality, love and a department store Santa who seeks to reinvent himself after losing it all. Merry Christmas!
Tweeton - 140c
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 19. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,670. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » General
Star tripping more than ever, the aerialist glides on the dimensions, letting the Universal expansion play out on his trail. The wire walker discovers that some planets have restrictive dosage in this nineteenth episode and that finding the correct measurements can prove quite mind blogging blagging gargling BOGGLIG GLING BOGGLIG AAAAAARG!!!
Toto's Extended Tour
Price: Free! Words: 1,150. Language: English. Published: November 27, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A fun little story I wrote in the late 80's about what it might be like if Toto played on the Death Star for Darth Vader's Birthday. I wrote the story hoping it would get published in Toto’s newsletter but it never did. I recently found it in an old file and thought it was hilarious. I edited it a little bit, but otherwise it’s the same story I wrote years ago.
"A Splash of Sarsaparilla in a Diet Cola World"
Price: $3.75 USD. Words: 1,360. Language: English. Published: November 27, 2017. Categories: Nonfiction » Publishing » Self-publishing, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
I've jotted down poems and thoughts on napkins, inside notebooks and on random scraps of paper over the years. And now, some of those ideas have been organized together into this eclectic collection.
Confessions of a Middle-aged White Man - Chapter 6
Price: Free! Words: 2,380. Language: English. Published: November 25, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
I’ve never really seen eye to eye with my ultra-liberally minded son. He was admittedly much smarter than me in many ways. He just lacked a realistic view point. His ideas (which resembled my own when I was his age, as much as I hate to confess), were not based in reality. They were based in a fantasy world were humans acted out of compassion rather than greed.
Strange Kind of Woman
Series: Secrets of Akkadia. Price: Free! Words: 2,540. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 6 reviews)
When the Abracadabrical Amazon falls victim to a cold, her servant Ziggurat must take up the mantle and—find her a doctor. At the same time, Ho-Li-Kau, the Malevolent Mandarin of Montrose, plots to take over Houston's city council. Can Ziggurat, with the help of another mystic, the daughter of Dr Weird, prevent this from happening? Or will he die frying?
Confessions of a Middle-aged White Man - Chapter 5
Price: Free! Words: 2,770. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(2.00 from 1 review)
Why not gouge some holes in me and see if I wake up on Sunday? Just drape me over the couch and stick some goddamn rye whiskey in my hand, and I assure you, I’ll come back to life. Give me my crown of thorns; just make sure there’s some Crown Royal too.
A Glimpse of Light
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 19,970. Language: English. Published: November 23, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Christian » Suspense, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
No tribulation is permanent especially when the object is a born again Christian. Korofo, an evil Goliath found out the hard way!
Confessions of a Middle-aged White Man - Chapter 4
Price: Free! Words: 3,310. Language: English. Published: November 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(1.00 from 1 review)
Read this and laugh OR Read this and get pissed off.
A Taste Of My Thoughts Another Turkeymas Day
Price: Free! Words: 550. Language: English. Published: November 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Another year has passed and still we are encourage to celebrate the day of Christmas prior to the simple enjoyment of Thanksgiving with family and friends. This poem is just a little jot to poke fun at corporate greed and the society of today. Please enjoy and have a great 2017 Thanksgiving or A.K.A. Turkeymas day!
The Easter Bwummers
You set the price! Words: 17,590. Language: English. Published: November 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Family, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Easter will never be the same for the Bwummers after Netta decides to bring some magic to the party this year - and things turn out very different to what she - or anyone else expects.
Confessions of a Middle-aged White Man - Chapter 3
Price: Free! Words: 5,660. Language: English. Published: November 21, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
He's a cynical, bitter, tiresome man with outrageous stubbornness. A man you would be ashamed to know... too bad he's likely your father.
Carlington Park G.C.
Price: Free! Words: 19,360. Language: English. Published: November 21, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Carlington Park G.C. is a collection of daft comic sketches and stories about the ground-staff on a newly opened golf course in north Manchester.
Confessions of a Middle-aged White Man - Chapter 2
Price: Free! Words: 4,030. Language: English. Published: November 20, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Literature » Literary
He's a cynical, bitter, tiresome man with outrageous stubbornness. A man you would be ashamed to know... too bad he's likely your father.
The Mystic Christmas Treasure
Price: Free! Words: 6,340. Language: English. Published: November 20, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(1.00 from 1 review)
On Christmas Eve, Archeologist Charles Niebold is searching through the jungles of Belize for an ancient Maya temple full of gold. He has blocked out of his mind the image of his unhappy wife and children about his not being home for Christmas--until he finds the temple he has been looking for, and a dose of Maya magic gives him a different view of his family than he ever could have imagined ...