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Don't Bite the Postman, Puppies!
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,190. Language: Australian English. Published: December 30, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
Butch was a bad, bad dog. He disobeyed his Boss and attacked the postman for invading their territory. And it gets worse. Unbeknownst to Butch, the postman was a werewolf. We all know what happens when a werewolf bites a human. But what happens when a dog bites a werewolf?
Le Passager Clandestin
Series: Le Funambule Acoustique, Book 5. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,200. Language: French. Published: December 30, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Les voyages du Funambule Acoustique se poursuivent et ne se ressemblent guère, notre danseur de corde changeant de tempo comme de chaussettes. Il semblerait qu'un clandestin ait bouleversé l'ordre établi, s'étant approprié le cinquième épisode. Dans l'embarras, le funambule en est tenu seul responsable.
Au Centre De La Terre
Series: Le Funambule Acoustique, Book 4. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 930. Language: English. Published: December 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Les voyages du Funambule Acoustique se poursuivent et ne se ressemblent guère, notre danseur de corde changeant de tempo comme de chaussettes. Après un raccordement de justesse, le voici dans ce quatrième épisode, en visite pour un abrégé d'intra-terrestre et ses inquiétudes au sujet des voisins du dessus.
Hollywood Heels - Do All Dogs Go To Heaven?
Price: Free! Words: 1,590. Language: English. Published: December 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is the third installment of aspiring actress Lalah Valantine who finally get's the movie role she has been waiting for. However it is along side her archenemy. How will she overcome when disasters hits right before she starts filming.
L'Ingénieur Du Son
Series: Le Funambule Acoustique, Book 3. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 760. Language: French. Published: December 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Au fil de ses rencontres, nous accompagnons le Funambule Acoustique dans une odyssée sonochronique, franchissant les galaxies au son des sornettes. Accueillit par un nain de jardin aux relents digestifs accentués, le funambule obtient une audition d'urgence chez un spécialiste du son pour ce troisième épisode.
Working for Heat - Xmas Special
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,800. Language: English. Published: December 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It's almost Christmas and a brave little Santa's elf is about to demand his work rights be respected by a corporate evil Santa. The demand leads to an audit by a very special Audit Faerie. Will Mukzi, the elf be granted his rights? Or will Santa and his German speaking, half-man, half-reindeer bodyguard be able to carry on with Christmas at the expense of slave elf work?
How I Managed To Kidnap Neil Gaiman
Price: Free! Words: 6,140. Language: English. Published: December 28, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
I'm going to tell about the day I decided to take my own life. The day I gathered every pill I could find and got in the bath. The day an award award-winning, internationally best-selling author appeared in my bathroom. The day everything changed.
Curious Critters-Vol.I
Series: Curious Critters-The Adventures of Boggs and Bud, Vol. I. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,850. Language: English. Published: December 27, 2013. Categories: Screenplays » Short, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"Curious Critters" is the audacious, comic adventures of Boggs Pumpelly and Bud Ricks in script form; two country boys living amid the hills and hollows of north Alabama. If there's a strange critter---animal or human--- anywhere in the hills, Boggs' and Bud's path seems destined to cross with them! Vol. I contains three episode, the first of which is a trip to see a baseball playing chicken.
Bible Study
Price: Free! Words: 1,380. Language: English. Published: December 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Tommy has a problem. He just crapped himself in the pew of the First Nudist Church of Jesus Christ. Now, he needs to wipe. Badly. With nothing available, what is he going to do? Use a bible?
Unbalanced Party: Please Don't Feed the Trolls
Series: Unbalanced Party, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 2,340. Language: English. Published: December 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
The Unbalanced Party tackle a pesky troll eating a local farmer's sheep.
Max Francais
Series: Francais a la Sting. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 1,750. Language: French. Published: December 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Historical, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Maximillion et Maxithousand avaient un bon emploi avec le roi, Charles le nombre. Dans les âges sombres médiévale, il y a différentes façons de traiter les assassins.
The Altruist
Price: Free! Words: 1,110. Language: English. Published: December 26, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Spurned by love he dedicated himself to a love of all things - but would she notice him now? (Deep sigh.) Short short - 1K words.
Flashie Things v1
Price: Free! Words: 1,790. Language: English. Published: December 26, 2013 by Learning To Surf Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Flash fiction with illustrations by Practically-A-Flake.
Le Trou De Babel
Series: Le Funambule Acoustique, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 970. Language: French. Published: December 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Au fil de ses rencontres, nous accompagnons le Funambule Acoustique dans une odyssée sonochronique, franchissant les galaxies au son des sornettes. Dans ce deuxième épisode, le funambule, en proie aux discours parsemés d'éclairs d'un vieux grec antique, apprend que la base de la communication n'est qu'un vide à combler.
Preserving Colin: Part 1
Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 10,250. Language: English. Published: December 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » European
Morgue assistant, Ellie Campbell, is on a mission to find the family of Colin Wood - his body has been lying unclaimed in the mortuary for almost a year now.
The Armada (Ninth Row - June & July 2010)
Price: Free! Words: 210. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
These are paintings made using Microsoft Office 2010 & various Fonts, in June & July 2010. On iPad, the paintings are best viewed by setting the theme to "Scrolling View" in the iBooks app options. Then you can tap on each painting to see them in fullscreen. Best regards: David. (The word Ö is an all-encompassing Hungarian pronoun used by the Angels for the Divine) Ö means God.
The Armada (Eighth Row - June 2010)
Price: Free! Words: 210. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
These are paintings made using Microsoft Office 2010 & various Fonts, in June 2010. On iPad, the paintings are best viewed by setting the theme to "Scrolling View" in the iBooks app options. Then you can tap on each painting to see them in fullscreen. Best regards: David. (The word Ö is an all-encompassing Hungarian pronoun used by the Angels for the Divine) Ö means God.
The Knife...And The Newf
Series: The Bruno Adventures, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 3,340. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
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So! You think only humans have adventures? Have you never watched "Milo and Otis" or "Homeward Bound?" Bah! Meet Bruno the Newf, and share his consternation as he struggles with the baffling Humans, most of whom need minders that few of them possess. In this installment, our hero must deal incisively with a fractured marriage, a late-night intrusion...and a knife.
The Armada (Seventh Row - May & June)
Price: Free! Words: 210. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
These are paintings made using Microsoft Office 2010 & various Fonts, in May & June 2010. On iPad, the paintings are best viewed by setting the theme to "Scrolling View" in the iBooks app options. Then you can tap on each painting to see them in fullscreen. Best regards: David. (The word Ö is an all-encompassing Hungarian pronoun used by the Angels for the Divine) Ö means God.
Away In A Sand Dune (AKA Jesus vs. Cannibals)
Price: Free! Words: 9,500. Language: British English. Published: December 24, 2013. Categories: Plays » European / English, Irish, Scottish, Welsh, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Time-travelling ex-postman Harley Byrne's ongoing mission is to capture and make available for download “all the world’s music, ever.” In this stage adaptation of one of his adventures, Byrne takes a holiday from work but crash-lands on a tropical island on Xmas Eve. The natives' carols sound oddly familiar but, when Byrne interferes, the island's corrupt king condemns him to be eaten to death.