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Green Jean Humor: Volumes 31-34
Price: Free! Words: 18,000. Language: English. Published: April 25, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
This anthology contains volumes 31-34 of the humor and satire zine, Green Jean Humor.
The Mudman of Mount McKinley
Price: Free! Words: 1,600. Language: English. Published: April 24, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The extreme hazards of childhood curiosity visit a first-grader on his way back to school after lunch. He encounters the champion of all snow-covered mud piles along the way and cannot resist scaling it before completing his trek back to class. The consequences will prove far more disastrous than he expects.
When The Time Comes
Series: Acoustic Funambulist. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,380. Language: English. Published: April 24, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Going forth in an ever expanding reality, the Acoustic Funambulist's journey takes the turns of his own artistry, pushing beyond the limits of the known universe. Our rope artist is confronted to the subjective value of time and the importance of the moment in this twelfth episode.
Kamikaze Trinitrotoluene
Price: Free! Words: 2,830. Language: British English. Published: April 23, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Archibald is clouded and hungover on his start to the day. He misses vital clues around him about the dangers which are waiting for him outside of the house. They are dangers which have all been put in place by his wife Janet, who is looking forward to finally having the perfect life without him around. Thanks to her local crime consortium connections, all it will take is the push of a plunger.
The Mundane Weekends of Sally Virtue
Series: The Weekends of Sally Virtue. Price: Free! Words: 3,360. Language: American English. Published: April 22, 2015 by Clover Digital Media. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 15 reviews)
Sally is grounded for the weekend because of the tall stories she's always telling. Staying home isn't what she'd planned but opportunities are not to be missed. This is the 2nd in the series.
Zero to Sixty (A Jason Thornhill Story)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 13,480. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Professional thief Jason Thornhill and his crew are back. This time their target is a Montreal drug lord's four hundred thousand dollar Lamborghini. There's a nice payoff waiting for them if they can pull it off. The only things standing in their way are two dim-witted henchmen, a bored rookie cop, a trio of backwoods scavengers, and an army of state troopers. Fasten your seatbelt...
Saving Grace
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,640. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
The second story in the Ten Random Sentences Series. In this story, three pals save a girl from a horrible life of cruelty.
The Day of the Lugworm
Price: Free! Words: 4,560. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
This is a little Quick Flash story about a trip up the North West coast of Cumbria. Readers who live a decent distance away, such as America, will know it as the Lake District. Apart from getting my late mother’s house ready for the market we (Evo and I) also relaxed with a little sea fishing which I grew up doing catching everything from plaice to Mamelukes. Have fun reading it.
The Brief, Happy Career of Judas Talbot, Circuit Riding Preacher
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,700. Language: English. Published: April 21, 2015 by FrostProof808. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Literature » Western
Judas Talbot, the 22 year old youngest of the Talbot boys in the 1860s Texas panhandle, mistakes the primal urges in his gut for a calling to preach the gospel. He hits the circuit where he finds the women amenable and the men bad shots. Thankfully. If you enjoy laugh-out-loud humor, come along.
The Carrier Pigeon
Price: Free! Words: 4,200. Language: English. Published: April 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Historical » Ancient, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
While out chasing each other, two children come across a carrier pigeon with a conflicting message that may put them in harm's way.
In the Pale Moonlight
Series: The Weekends of Sally Virtue. Price: Free! Words: 1,430. Language: American English. Published: April 20, 2015 by Clover Digital Media. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 17 reviews)
Meet Sally Virtue, a 12 year old girl living in the backwaters of Texas. An only child that finds life can be boring in a small town.
Gnocchi
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 960. Language: English. Published: April 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
“Gnocchi,” is a 600 flash fiction story. It is a humorous take on genetic engineering and Italian cooking as seen through the eyes of a child. After reading this flash fiction story, you may wonder if the author is Italian and whether she was forced to spend hours stirring pots of red sauce in the kitchen as a child. The answer is yes to both.
Filastrocche Surreali
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,900. Language: Italian. Published: April 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A dieta a dieta Una foglia o due di bieta Voglio uscire, voglio uscire! Passeggiare e dimagrire Or mi scelgo le scarpette Queste no, son piccolette Metto questa di gonnella Che la vita mi fa snella. Voglio uscire, voglio uscire! Passeggiare e dimagrire Or mi metto i tacchi a spillo E saltello come un grillo.
The Lawnmower
Price: Free! Words: 1,450. Language: English. Published: April 18, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.00 from 1 review)
Sometimes mowing the lawn becomes more exciting than you planned.
Send in the Clowns (A Jason Thornhill Story)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,060. Language: English. Published: April 18, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
THE BIG BANG THEORY meets OCEAN'S ELEVEN Jason and friends may be on to a major score. A crooked attorney's warehouse full of stolen merchandise is an attractive target, but no job is as easy as it looks. The wisecracking, pop culture-obsessed crew will need to scramble if they want get away with the swag. And stay out of jail. Send in the Clowns is a short story. Approximate length: 9000 words
Cecilia
Price: Free! Words: 9,710. Language: English. Published: April 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
While Cecilia Blind frets about her little brother's obsessive and reclusive personality, her mother takes an interest in their tree service's laborer, an interest that ultimately leads the Blinds to revisit the tragedy that so changed their family life.
The Four and a Half Minute Boiled Egg
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,290. Language: English. Published: April 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Science fiction » Hard sci-fi
Bertha and Alfred, married for twenty years, enjoy all a truly science fictional life in the twenty-first century. But in spite of all the technological marvels surrounding them, an argument at the breakfast table about egg boiling times escalates and threatens to end their marriage. This parody piece is a mundane short story of 3500 words, written in the style of science fiction's "golden age".
Ward's Laws Part 4
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 14,890. Language: English. Published: April 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
These are the continuing jokes of Ward’s Laws. Its three-year mission: to explore silly thoughts; to seek out new humor and new life observations; to boldly joke where no man has joked before.
Ward's Laws Part 3
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 16,910. Language: English. Published: April 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This book is the third in the comedy series by Doug Ward. Ward’s Laws is a silly thing I started on Facebook. When I first opened my account, I did what every other forty-something year old does. I froze, I didn’t know what to write. I started posting the usual stuff. I talked about my day, my dog, my bathroom habits, and said LOL a lot, but that just wasn’t me. I wanted to do something more.
Cosmic Tales 11: Star Child
Price: Free! Words: 4,530. Language: English. Published: April 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
On a beautiful summer's day, Elwood and Wingclipper search a planet for valuable coins scattered by a crashed ship, while Rodeena makes a sinister discovery on board the Chromium Bullet.