Fiction » Humor & comedy

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All About Sage
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 56,630. Language: English. Published: February 16, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Sage Lockwood and Ethan McGraw were never meant to end up babysitting their best friends’ children. For a start, their lone experience of childminding was something they’d both rather forget. Yet when they step up to be childminders, they pretty soon realise that the feelings they harbour for each other just can’t be ignored – no matter how hard they try…
The Alpha Slob
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,340. Language: English. Published: February 15, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
Is contemporary fiction, available via digital book platforms, dominated by porn? It's a question internet virgins Mavis and Mabel have to ask themselves. The OAPs are looking for a tasty reading treat - a new cook book by the affable, mild-mannered celebrity chef Cyril Crabs - but are instead exposed to a world of steamy sex. A clean read that pokes fun at erotica - in the best possible taste.
The King in I
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 2,060. Language: English. Published: February 15, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
I am the King. It is not something I chose. It was God's choice. He made me a man, and I don't apologise for my authority. I rule with compassion and benevolence. As the sun is the most powerful in the sky, I am the most powerful in my household. So I say, so it shall be.
Earth Inherited (a Short Tale of Planetary Plague & Astronomical Affliction)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,060. Language: English. Published: February 15, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
NOTHING SETS THE TONE FOR THE DAY LIKE LEARNING YOUR HOME PLANET HAS JUST CHANGED OWNERSHIP. Today is a day like any other on Earth. People wake and work. Minds plug into electronic devices. Then, the figurative bomb hits. Screens are ablaze, and radio is abuzz with a news flash like no other: Earth has been inherited. The planet has a new owner.
Can't Buy a Thrill
Series: Psycho Killer and Other Tales Told In Red. Price: Free! Words: 1,560. Language: English. Published: February 14, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.89 from 9 reviews)
There’s a fundamental difference between men and women when it comes to shopping—namely, women browse while men purchase.
Sheffield’s Irrefutable Rules of Sqaullix
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 40. Language: English. Published: February 14, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The opus of all Squallix publishings -- learn the ins and outs of this sport favored by gods and kings
Privacy Glass
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 8,000. Language: English. Published: February 14, 2017 by Bold Strokes Books. Categories: Fiction » Gay & lesbian fiction » Lesbian, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
As Nash Wiley entered the elegant Savannah Victorian and scanned the room she had one thought: This is one gay wedding that could really get out of hand. Only a lesbian would think it was a good idea to ask her long time ex to be maid of honor and then let Ms. Ex offer up a toast after drinking way too much white wine.
Shipwrecks in the Harbor
You set the price! Words: 10,630. Language: English. Published: February 14, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
You’re on the road seeing the odd parts of America and its buffets. But there's still new weepy crap every day.
SuperKC and the Evil Procrastinator
You set the price! Words: 29,900. Language: English. Published: February 13, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It's a new place with new friends and new foes, but for the clone of Superkid, it's just another day in the life of a crime-fighter. When SuperKC's personal journey for his own identity lands him in Piner City, he finds himself facing a new threat: a group of supervillains known as the COW. Now it's up to him to wrangle this villainous heifer and its leader, the Evil Procrastinator.
When A Murder Plot Goes Wrong
Price: Free! Words: 1,000. Language: English. Published: February 13, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Dunce is a sex addict who blames it on his girlfriend. When his addiction makes him fail a job interview, he wants nothing but to see her dead, what could go wrong?
Jak ograbić starą ciotkę i być szczęśliwym
Price: Free! Words: 17,130. Language: Polish. Published: February 13, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Jak opisać starą ciotkę? Czy można, nie popadając w złośliwość i nie mszcząc się, odmalować osobę, która była bardzo uciążliwa, ale też bardzo dla nas ważna? Twierdzącej odpowiedzi udziela nam książka Tomasza Hejnowicza, który roztacza barwną i ciepłą opowieść o czasach swojej młodości.
To ja ukradłem panu samochód
Price: Free! Words: 23,560. Language: Polish. Published: February 13, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Opis Opowiadanie "trochę" kryminalne. Perypetie motoryzacyjne głównego bohatera widziane są oczami jego krewnych i przyjaciół. Forma opowiadania to groteskowy reportaż - wywiad inspirowany filmem Woody Allena "Bierz forsę i w nogi".
The Seamless Crack in all Things
Price: $4.95 USD. Words: 29,640. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Visionary & metaphysical
An open wound that had never quite healed still had a tendril attached and wouldn’t let her go and was playing tricks with her mind and keeping her stuck in a place she really wanted to move on from, but no matter how she played it the old dream kept coming back uninvited and she began to think that maybe she was cursed.
Temporary Monsters
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 54,330. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2017 by Crossroad Press. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Lenny Hodge is a young man with certain abilities—special talents that even he doesn't understand. It is only when he joins Terrifitemps (the temporary employment agency that secretly controls the world) and meets his new team—a psychic, a vampire, a ghost hunter, and a werevole (yes, a werevole)—that Lenny realizes how much his special talent will put him in jeopardy. But it's worth it, right?
Intergalactic Sweet Shop
Price: Free! Words: 72,260. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera
A fun comedic story about a sweet shop in space where the owner is accidentally made the captain of the first faster then light ship. Intergalactic Sweet Shop shows that mankind's inability to make calm sensible decisions isn't confined to Earth. Mismanagement is the name of the game as they journey to where no man has ever wanted to go before.
Dance Like You Mean It
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 100,790. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2017 by Black Opal Books. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
What if you wrote a steamy, erotic novel that was so hot bookstores couldn’t keep it on their shelves? What if you couldn’t tell anyone you wrote it? Unless you went incognito.
A Bag of Currency
Price: Free! Words: 2,180. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: February 10, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.67 from 3 reviews)
It is a small story about how fortune and misfortune come to a person simultaneously. The protagonist got a bag full of currency notes which are already demonetized by the Government. Then his problem started. How he came out of his trouble? It is a fun story and far from reality.
The Bergmann Protocol
Price: Free! Words: 5,840. Language: English. Published: February 10, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.50 from 2 reviews)
A temporal exploration craft is struck by lightning and is forced to crash land at some point in the past. With their prime directive compromised, both the crew of the ship and, and the team sent to recover them, must race against time to avoid detection and prevent an earth-shattering disaster.
Compensating for Something: A Dark Comedy
Series: Oh no, we have to go back and save Hitler: a comedy. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 23,500. Language: English. Published: February 10, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Fantasy » Historical
Lindsey and Martin arrive back in New York to discover that Nazis have taken over the city. Jello whipping aliens are on their way to Earth, the priceless painting they have bought has been ruined. How can their snappy one-liner's save the planet from such formidable foes? Can you find all of the Easter Eggs hidden in the book?
The Pennsylvania Pickle
Price: Free! Words: 3,550. Language: English. Published: February 9, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(4.44 from 9 reviews)
The Pennsylvania Pickle is a funny comedy story about a Superhero who fights crime with a Pickle.