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The Mudman of Mount McKinley
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Price: Free! Words: 1,600. Language: English. Published: April 24, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The extreme hazards of childhood curiosity visit a first-grader on his way back to school after lunch. He encounters the champion of all snow-covered mud piles along the way and cannot resist scaling it before completing his trek back to class. The consequences will prove far more disastrous than he expects.
When the time comes
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Series: Acoustic Funambulist. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,380. Language: English. Published: April 24, 2015. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Going forth in an ever expanding reality, the Acoustic Funambulist's journey takes the turns of his own artistry, pushing beyond the limits of the known universe. Our rope artist is confronted to the subjective value of time and the importance of the moment in this twelfth episode.
Mischief in Italy
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 56,230. Language: English. Published: April 23, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
All Henry wants is a serious talk with his grown-up son Josh about the wrong women in Josh's life. However, the conversation immediately spins out of control and somehow, they reach a compromise that leaves Henry highly uncomfortable and from then on, mischief is running rampant in Italy in this romantic comedy.
Grumbles the Novel
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Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 156,890. Language: English. Published: April 23, 2015 by Whimsical Publications. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A comedic romp where the environmental quagmires of our day have been left to mutate and fester, Grumbles the Novel is a modern skewing of love, politics and power. With evil doers and potato pirates a foot, Pettie is given the mission to boldly go where no Grumbles has gone before and return to Canada, where she must defeat the dreaded Weatherman before he deploys his secret weapon.
Kamikaze Trinitrotoluene
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Price: Free! Words: 2,830. Language: British English. Published: April 23, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
Archibald is clouded and hungover on his start to the day. He misses vital clues around him about the dangers which are waiting for him outside of the house. They are dangers which have all been put in place by his wife Janet, who is looking forward to finally having the perfect life without him around. Thanks to her local crime consortium connections, all it will take is the push of a plunger.
Twelve Days Down
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 59,040. Language: English. Published: April 23, 2015. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Zezva Chichinadze, a childhood immigrant of Georgia, sits on the couch in a single bedroom flat in London that he hasn’t left for three months. Drenched in sweat, he’s clutching a folder that recounts the truth behind his demise. So begins Zezva’s remarkable account of his twelve-day journey into oblivion.
The Almost Wives Club: Kate
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 43,910. Language: English. Published: April 23, 2015. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Sometimes Prince Charming is the one who turns out to be the frog, and true love appears in the most unexpected places. Follow the cursed dress through five sets of bridal hands as four more women join The Almost Wives Club.
The Mundane Weekends of Sally Virtue
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Series: The Weekends of Sally Virtue. Price: Free! Words: 3,360. Language: American English. Published: April 22, 2015. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
(5.00 from 10 reviews)
Sally is grounded for the weekend because of the tall stories she's always telling. Staying home isn't what she'd planned but opportunities are not to be missed.
Zero to Sixty (A Jason Thornhill Story)
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 13,480. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2015. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
Professional thief Jason Thornhill and his crew are back. This time their target is a Montreal drug lord's four hundred thousand dollar Lamborghini. There's a nice payoff waiting for them if they can pull it off. The only things standing in their way are two dim-witted henchmen, a bored rookie cop, a trio of backwoods scavengers, and an army of state troopers. Fasten your seatbelt...
Saving Grace
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,640. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The second story in the Ten Random Sentences Series. In this story, three pals save a girl from a horrible life of cruelty.
The Day of the Lugworm
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Price: Free! Words: 4,560. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a little Quick Flash story about a trip up the North West coast of Cumbria. Readers who live a decent distance away, such as America, will know it as the Lake District. Apart from getting my late mother’s house ready for the market we (Evo and I) also relaxed with a little sea fishing which I grew up doing catching everything from plaice to Mamelukes. Have fun reading it.
The Brief, Happy Career of Judas Talbot, Circuit Riding Preacher
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,700. Language: English. Published: April 21, 2015 by FrostProof808. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Judas Talbot, the 22 year old youngest of the Talbot boys in the 1860s Texas panhandle, mistakes the primal urges in his gut for a calling to preach the gospel. He hits the circuit where he finds the women amenable and the men bad shots. Thankfully. If you enjoy laugh-out-loud humor, come along.
Pook's Tours
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Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 61,090. Language: English. Published: April 21, 2015 by Emissary Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Eager to improve his chances with the ladies, Pook takes the celebrated Beau Nash course: How to Attract Women Without Moving. Then, to try out his new power over the fair sex, he and Honners sail on a package-tour cruise aboard the Pagan Princess, bound for the torrid Mediterranean and Brochureland romance.
The Carrier Pigeon
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Price: Free! Words: 4,200. Language: English. Published: April 20, 2015. Category: Fiction » Historical » Ancient
While out chasing each other, two children come across a carrier pigeon with a conflicting message that may put them in harm's way.
Clay Cross
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Price: $3.50 USD. Words: 88,200. Language: English. Published: April 20, 2015. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
James Finn finds himself trapped in the persona of Clay Cross, a 1950s cold war warrior and misogynist private eye, a composite of every pulp novel he’s ever read. Out of his time, and ignorant of political correctness, Clay Cross blunders and offends in equal measure, and at the same time explores gender in unexpected ways.
In the Pale Moonlight
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Series: The Weekends of Sally Virtue. Price: Free! Words: 1,430. Language: American English. Published: April 20, 2015. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
(5.00 from 12 reviews)
Meet Sally Virtue, a 12 year old girl living in the backwaters of Texas. An only child that finds life can be boring in a small town.
Gnocchi
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 960. Language: English. Published: April 20, 2015. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
“Gnocchi,” is a 600 flash fiction story. It is a humorous take on genetic engineering and Italian cooking as seen through the eyes of a child. After reading this flash fiction story, you may wonder if the author is Italian and whether she was forced to spend hours stirring pots of red sauce in the kitchen as a child. The answer is yes to both.
A Collection of Short Stories
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Price: Free! Words: 37,740. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
This book is about many things.
Memos from Midlife: 24 Parables of Adult Adjustment
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Price: $7.99 USD. Words: 32,940. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2015 by Quid Pro Books. Category: Nonfiction » Biography » Personal memoir
“... It’s the most entertaining book I’ve read this year.” — Steve Chapman, Columnist and Editorial Writer, The Chicago Tribune There are no pretentious arguments about policy or social science in these pages, rather humorous essays — because it is a report from what Frank Zimring calls "my second career, and everybody else’s second career, the hard work of becoming an adult in the modern world."
Filastrocche Surreali
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,900. Language: Italian. Published: April 19, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A dieta a dieta Una foglia o due di bieta Voglio uscire, voglio uscire! Passeggiare e dimagrire Or mi scelgo le scarpette Queste no, son piccolette Metto questa di gonnella Che la vita mi fa snella. Voglio uscire, voglio uscire! Passeggiare e dimagrire Or mi metto i tacchi a spillo E saltello come un grillo.