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We Fall Asleep So Early
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,180. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
As usual, Dean Blake creates a humorous yet poignant short story with a moral that’s almost impossible to shake off. In We Fall Asleep So Early, our young protagonist spends most of his days with his girlfriend Vicki, drinking, smoking and waking up a little too late. But something is troubling his mind; he can either take heed, or drink all of his worries away…
Los Angeles Angie
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Price: Free! Words: 1,630. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Eighteen year old Angie is wealthy, careless and popular, especially with the boys. Enjoy a brief yet entertaining story about a young man’s failed attempt to woo her over as they spend an evening in a bar in the city. Los Angeles Angie is just one story of a collection of others in Dean Blake’s much anticipated book, Surface Children.
SYMPHONiCity 2
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Series: SYMPHONiCity, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 8,390. Language: American English. Published: April 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Romance » Short stories
(Short Serial Fiction) Audrey Parker has two hours to get ready for her date with hip-hop star Marcus “FeReN-Z” Durham, only she can’t seem to find the right dress. Things look hopeless until the retail gods deliver a fashion miracle. But once Audrey and Marcus arrive at the restaurant, their date takes a few unplanned turns until someone winds up face down in a pile of fried crawfish!
Apuntes de un escritor malo
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 26,480. Language: Spanish. Published: April 22, 2013 by Libros Malaletra. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Rechazado por editoriales y publicaciones culturales, Anónimo Hernández admite que es un escritor malo… Y feo. No escribe según la moda. Su nombre no suena estético. Pero decide que, aún así, con estos apuntes pondrá su granito de arena en la edificación de lo que más ama en el mundo, la Literatura Universal.
Life's a Beach Then You Die
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Price: Free! Words: 75,450. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
(2.00 from 1 review)
Max Fried is hired to find a client’s estate assets, but a killer breaks into his home and steals the client's computer. Max doesn’t know the computer contains clues to a 20 year-old murder but the killer doesn’t know Max has a copy of the stolen computer. Now, only Max knows why people are dying. If he can outwit the killer, he can return to his bar stool on the beach. If not, he’s victim #5.
Tomorrow's Anecdote
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 100,490. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2013 by Crooked Cat Publishing. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Traditional British
Just another day in the newsroom? Hardly. October 1987. Clare Forester is an overworked and under-appreciated features subeditor on a provincial paper in Somerset. She spends her time cheerfully ranting about her teenage daughter, her spiteful mother, the Thatcher government, new technology, grubby journalists, her charming ex - and just about anything else that crosses her path.
Holy Mackerel, Theater of the Absurder
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,990. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2013. Category: Plays » American / African American
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Two 30-minute absurd comedies for radio or stage. In The Last Remake of King Kong, Kong has evolved into something very close to a human, and, holy mackerel!, along with Ann Darrow, he acts out his angst-ridden, heroic quest to get back to Skull Island. In Channel Zer-0, Benny Bupkis kvetches and tinkers with 1950s TVs in hopes of finding a frequency of an alternate reality. Oy vey is mir!
The Happy Addict
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Price: Free! Words: 1,210. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Just a short story with my compliments to the golfer in us all.
The Season That Was
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 64,700. Language: British English. Published: April 22, 2013 by S & S P Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Plumber Stephen Smith’s life had become tedious. He had slipped into an ever-decreasing spiral of work and beer. He was rapidly getting old before his time. But an unexpected telephone call changed everything. Now Steve Smith could do what he really wanted to do. He could write a story, slag off his old cricketing mates and get paid for the privilege. Stephen Smith was a very happy man indeed.
Hank Butterfield
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 70,680. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Literature » Sports
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Hank is the luckiest unlucky guy you are likely to meet.Born into a less than ideal environment he grows up amidst social and professional adversity trying to fashion a life and career for himself.From lucky break to unlucky fall, Hank's story is a fascinating one as we follow the twists and turns with amusement and anticipation to see whether he will realize his dream of winning the championship.
Good Karma for All Makes and Models
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 68,130. Language: English. Published: April 21, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Comedy skewers pretense when a Seattle bicycle guru is yanked from his life and new-age girlfriend by a bad-ass 1970 Barracuda with history. He's pulled into a swirl of events involving a shady used car dealer, a good-looking cop, a slightly bent Lutheran minister, a beat-poet, and the Five Foot Jesus. Throw in guns and dinner - it just doesn't get more romantic!
The Homo Sap
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Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 5,550. Language: English. Published: April 21, 2013 by Haldolen. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
A short collection of light sci-fi tongue-in-cheek stories. THE HOMO SAP GUIDED TOUR THE GOOD DOCTOR HUNGER PANGS WORD TO THE WISE
South of Nirvana
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 154,320. Language: English. Published: April 21, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
After being involved in a car accident, Andy quits her job in the corporate world and moves to a retreat centre in rural South Africa. She quickly finds out that there are many not-so-enlightened gurus around, while the true teachers may remain hidden in the background. Her anecdotes of retreat centre life runs the gamut from irreverent and hilarious to scholarly and seriously philosophical.
It Works for Women
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,670. Language: English. Published: April 20, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A fictional short story about strange elixir by Professor Stirr.
The Reign of the Introverts
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,600. Language: English. Published: April 20, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
They didn't seek it; it feel to them. The introverts ruled the world. They didn't see it that way. They saw themselves as the ones to rebuild civilization. As all reigns, it too came to an end one day.
The Root of all Trouble
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 60,500. Language: English. Published: April 20, 2013. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
When it rains, it pours... When a spring storm rolls through Freedom, Ohio, landscape designer Nina Quinn gets her hands dirty cleaning up the mess left behind—a mess that includes the corpse of a man who’d been reported missing...
Single Guy, Lonely Grill
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Price: Free! Words: 1,500. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
In this short personification, a grill born with a defect struggles to find purpose and fulfillment in life.
Missing Planet
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 12,800. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2013. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
The Planetary Monitoring Station finds a nasty surprise when one of the planets in their solar system vanishes without a trace. Mystified by its disappearance, Garren sets out to try to find it. Will the planet be found again? A humorous short story at 6,100 words, bundled with BONUS SHORT STORY 'Act of God' at 3,800 words.
The Dysfunctional Honeymoon
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Series: The Dysfunctional Chronicles, Book 3. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 20,550. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Russian Mob didn’t firebomb the church. A freak tornado didn’t wreak havoc on the reception. Nadine Daniels soon discovers that it was only because Fate was plotting to ruin the honeymoon. Now, she and Zeke are on the run because his past has come back to haunt them both. They are sneaking through the jungle, hoping to survive.
Once Upon a Cowboy (Wacky Women Series #2)
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 57,430. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2013. Category: Fiction » Romance » Western
Cami "Tex" Greenbush is 100% Texan. Cowboying is in her blood. She just needs a chance to prove it. Holt Winston desperately needs a decent wrangler for his Colorado dude ranch. The instant Cami arrives wearing a pink feathered Stetson and fringe hanging from every seam, he fires her. Unfortunately, they've agreed on a 2 week trial and a cowboy's always true to his horse, his woman, and his word.