Fiction » Humor & comedy

Sub-categories: General | Satire | Black comedy | Parody 
Salome, Dance For Me
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,610. Language: English. Published: August 7, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
You've heard of the Dance of the Seven Veils. You've seen Rita Hayworth do it on screen. But you've never come across a more horrendous re-telling of how Salome, patron saint of stripteasers, was paid for her choreographic efforts with the head of a prophet. Read on and be stunned. Caution: Not quite what you'd read to the little tyke at bedtime.
The Poet and the Crock
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,140. Language: English. Published: August 6, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
A poet of questionable talent meets a leprechaun of dubious character in an out of the way field. Unpleasant truths are revealed. Difficult concessions are made. Profits and losses are balanced. And, hopefully, everyone smiles at the end.
The Gamers: Dorkness Rising (The Novel)
Price: Free! Words: 31,110. Language: English. Published: August 6, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
All Lodge wants is for his gaming group to finish their adventure. Unfortunately, they're more interested in seducing barmaids, mooning their enemies, and setting random villagers on fire. Joined by that rarest creature of all - a girl! - they must overcome their bickering in order to save the kingdom. [Novelization of the award-winning independent film]
Nicio Comics: Series 0
Series: Nicio Comics, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 20. Language: American English. Published: August 6, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Comics, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.67 from 3 reviews)
"Nicio" is a comic strip about a witty sixteen year old who loves to clown around. He is constantly thinking of ways to entertain himself; oftentimes at the expense of his "coolness". It's a strip filled with funny stories, embarrassing moments, ridiculous imaginations, peculiar behavior, and even heartwarming moments. "Nicio: Series 0" is a small sampling of Nicio's world. Come take a look!
Uncle Jasper and the Eighty Acres
Series: Far From The Urban Sprawl ... tall tales and ripping yarns from The Land Of OZ. Price: Free! Words: 6,570. Language: Australian English. Published: August 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(3.00 from 1 review)
A look at the old rascal's life … not so much wasted exactly; more seemingly let drift. Yet things are not always as they might appear…
Come After Me To Pineville
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 13,840. Language: English. Published: August 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Nothing but odd news comes out of Pineville, as these short, satirical pieces of fake journalism prove. If you visit here, you'll get a glimpse of just how odd we all can be, and you'll laugh heartily at the gigantic human comedy such a small but thoroughly absurd venue can offer. Welcome to Pineville, which is not a place but an unstable state of mind.
Matrimonio con pranzo "al Boschetto": delitti di provincia 7
Series: Delitti di provincia, Book 7. Price: $3.38 USD. Words: 20,410. Language: Italian. Published: August 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Un matrimonio: quello della figlia del Sindaco. Nel paese, tutte le persone "che contano" sono state invitate, sebbene vi sia qualche "imbucato". Il pranzo si tiene nel ristorante "al Boschetto" del famoso cuoco Mariotto Falconero, ma... L'imprevisto è dietro l'angolo! Un nuovo, inquietante caso per il maresciallo Pucci.
Quarter Life Crisis: A Novel
Price: Free! Words: 75,870. Language: English. Published: August 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Coming of age
Meet Sean, 25. Meet Lauren, 24. Up until now, neither one of them has had a clue what they were doing with their lives. After tonight...they still won't.
Cool Dad
Price: Free! Words: 1,550. Language: British English. Published: August 4, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
All parents feel they aren't cool so this is a short story about a Dad who doesn't think he is cool. But maybe, just maybe, he is.
The Revolution Will Have Endless Breadsticks
Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,980. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Political
(4.00 from 1 review)
Inspired by a conversation that occurred after driving past an Olive Garden that was, as always, overflowing onto the sidewalk with Baby-Boomer aged people.
Nasty Halloween Poems for Creepy Little Kids
Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 1,840. Language: English. Published: August 3, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Children’s books » Holidays & Celebrations / Halloween
Boo! Poems and creepy fun things to read for the little ghoul in your house! Special back to ghoul special! Just 1 stinky dollar!!!! Happy Halloween! And thank you!
Why Me, Lord? Collector's Edition
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,800. Language: English. Published: August 3, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The funniest thing I ever wrote. Based on a true happening. A critique agreed it was the funniest thing he ever read. It is based on what my life is really like. To survive as long as I have, I've actually taken on that kind of philosophy.
Missouri/McPooch Mail-A-Tale:Mystery in Missouri
Series: McPooch Mail-A-Tale/STATE, STATE. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10. Language: English. Published: August 2, 2014 by A. A. Randazzo. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Each "McPooch Mail-A-Tale" has an adventure and fun facts about a great state in the USA. Characters include J. Pierpont McPooch, the globe-trotting hound dog, his sassy sidekick, Trixie, and Big Bad Benny, the pirate cat, who is after McPooch's magic suitcase. Send a "postcard" on your travels or your home state to the special children in your life.
Mississippi/McPooch Mail-A-Tale:Moonlight in Mississippi
Series: McPooch Mail-A-Tale/STATE, STATE. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 20. Language: English. Published: August 2, 2014 by A. A. Randazzo. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » People & Places / United States / General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Each "McPooch Mail-A-Tale" has an adventure and fun facts about a great state in the USA. Characters include J. Pierpont McPooch, the globe-trotting hound dog, his sassy sidekick, Trixie, and Big Bad Benny, the pirate cat, who is after McPooch's magic suitcase. Send a "postcard" on your travels or your home state to the special children in your life.
Searching for Swimmers
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 80,150. Language: English. Published: August 2, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
At age 37, Jason Purdue is done with sex in general and romance in particular. He’s even happy that the sperm he sent to a cryogenics lab to be frozen is set for termination. Or is it? When an email informs Jason that his sperm is missing, he begins a frantic, cross country search for the possible recipient.
The Drunken Wizard's Playmates And Other Stories
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 74,320. Language: English. Published: August 1, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Drunken Wizard's Playmates is a humorous light fantasy novel about two drunken apprentices and the mischief they cause. The humor is a bit crude at times, as you might expect from wayward young men whose judgment is impaired by alcohol and who have the ability to use magic…. As a bonus, I've included four other humorous light fantasy short stories with the novel.
Seattle Giant Chicken Riding Tours
Price: Free! Words: 8,850. Language: English. Published: August 1, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.00 from 1 review)
There are many ways to see many places in this vast and varied world. Seattle is no exception. Nestled along Elliot Bay as the shining star of the Great Northwest, and always at the forefront of technology, coffee, music, e-commerce, and aviation, the Puget Sound’s Finest is proud to bring you the latest in city exploration, the one of a kind, Seattle Giant Chicken Riding Tours.
Space Vixen Trek Episode 4.135667: Walking the Planck, sub figura XVI
Series: Space Vixen Trek, Book 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 15,850. Language: American English. Published: August 1, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Steampunk & retropunk, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A dorky genius and a knuckle-headed linebacker take a prototype spaceplane out for a three hour tour. The navigational computer crashes, they're hopelessly stranded, and the jock ate too many beans. But at least the nerd is far from his greedy creditors and especially his control freak wife. Then he discovers the horrifying reason why he hasn't made a plug nickel from his super duper invention...
Zen Master Tova Tarantino Toshiba, The Illustrious and Delusional Abbess of Satire
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 19,160. Language: English. Published: August 1, 2014 by Fountain Blue Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
“Enlightenment or laughs? With Gabriel Constans' book you don't have to choose. Zen masters usually have a sense of humor, or need one. Gabriel's got it, and he gives us a world of illusions to laugh about.” - Bob Fenster, author of Duh: The Stupid History of the Human Race “This is a blessed book that can be read during the rapture or while burning in hell.” - Rev. Paat Robertson
Futile Deceptions - Book 1 of Basil Ackroyd's France
Price: $2.50 USD. Words: 96,600. Language: British English. Published: August 1, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
The humerous saga of a gloriously Machiavellian English refugee from a financial scandal who is mayor of a small town in the French Midi.