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Virtually Yours
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Price: Free! Words: 1,600. Language: English. Published: September 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
Love can turn one into an ass. An ass I have surely been. This is my confessional story about the pathological state I have been in for the past few years. Most people would refer to this state as "Love". I prefer to call it assness; if not, utter madness.
Death Valley Scotty
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 41,520. Language: English. Published: September 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Historical » USA
Around the beginning of the 20th Century, Walter E. Scott - Scotty to his friends - was passing through Death Valley, California, when he happened upon a dead man. Beside the corpse was a dog dying of thirst, and in the man's pocket was a piece of rock glittering with pure gold ... So begins one of the most endearing tales to come out of the American West.
The Woolly Murders
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 52,390. Language: English. Published: September 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Traditional British
(5.00 from 1 review)
Detective Inspector Mike Malone finds that he must keep all his wits about him when a very odd crime wave hits the litte Lincolnshire town that he has recently moved to for a bit of peace and quiet. With his trusty DS by his side, he wades through wool and blood to find the mastermind behind these dreadful acts. This is the first of a series of tongue-in-cheek crime mysteries.
Bollywood Extras
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 69,240. Language: English. Published: September 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Drama » Asian
(4.90 from 20 reviews)
"Bollywood Extras" is like "Lolita" meets "The Day of the Locust", but set in contemporary India not America and staged against a backdrop of rabid religious terrorism. Written with the uniquely black, comedic, literary flair Dr Starrs is renown for, this, his 3rd novel, boldly captures the feel of Mumbai and the small-time players in its big-time film industry, with style, humor and originality.
Mastodon Farm
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 17,120. Language: English. Published: September 15, 2012 by Grindhouse Press. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Outside: something resembling Godzilla attacks the city. At the party, 'Faith' by George Michael is playing and someone is telling you to consider changing apartments.
Finding Mount Guyot
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 153,660. Language: English. Published: September 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
A fast-paced, laugh-out-loud backpacking story about a whiskey-drinking, blue-collar kid from the flatlands of Cleveland, Ohio who gets it into his head that he wants to be a mountain man. Starting in 1977, this book follows Johnny Rez and a quirky cast of companions through fourteen rollicking adventures in the Great Smoky Mountains and Gatlinburg, Tennessee. Laughs, action, and romance.
Crackers
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 11,560. Language: English. Published: September 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Short story about four siblings, growing up in suburban Texas, circa 1960's and 70's.
Splig and Dint
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,680. Language: English. Published: September 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Commander Splig and Lt. Dint are two aliens with a mission: to sit on their ass and monitor Earth communications for five years. Their years of boredom and near lunacy come to a horrific end when confronted with a video showing their beloved space navy hero Yablo Dan dissected by human beings. Splig and Dint set aside their differences and plan their revenge.
Gazza's Lament
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Series: Theatre Mystery. Price: Free! Words: 2,180. Language: English. Published: September 14, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.00 from 1 review)
A theatre short - very short at barely 2000 words, so don't expect War & Peace! Gazza is Head of Lighting at a small provincial theatre and just wants to be left alone to do his job, not drawn into touchy-feely socialising by a visiting director who forbids swearing. This short is to lure you into the Regent Theatre where you can meet the characters and feel at home in the setting. Come on in!
Lili Florette, Chef Extraordinaire (A Romantic Comedy)
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 41,500. Language: English. Published: September 14, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » General
What does a married couple do when they don’t have time to cook? They hire a personal chef. They hire Lili. They hire Lili Florette, Chef Extraordinaire.
Amelia Pillar's Etiquette for the Space Traveler
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,570. Language: English. Published: September 14, 2012 by WMG Publishing. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
As you prepare to embark on your yearlong space cruise, this excerpt from Amelia Pillar’s popular Etiquette for the Space Traveler will provide you with the skills you need to make your trip enjoyable for you and your fellow travelers. Includes complete bonus story, "Dunyon."
David & Suzanne's Big Frickin' Canadian Motorcycle Adventure
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 132,530. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
The trip began innocently enough. All they wanted was a simple, week-long vacation to celebrate their new freedom. How hard could that be? Armed with poor planning, poor judgment, laughter, love, and an optimism usually reserved for the perilously insane, our daring duo cast caution to the wind and headed straight into the heart of the deepest, darkest continent known to man: Canada.
Pickup In Aisle Twelve
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 32,390. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
(4.00 from 1 review)
After a would-be suitor tails her to a grocery store checkout, Angie Wharton decides to take the offense before love passes her by. Easy access to her sister's dinner table have kept her on the sidelines, but her brother-in-law's patience and supplies of cabernet are running low. Next stop? Match.com. Lipstick? Check. Eye contact? More or less. Awkward moments? Uh huh. Love...?
Il Suono Segreto dell'Arpa: Delitti di Provincia 3
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Series: Delitti di provincia, Book 3. Price: $3.87 USD. Words: 20,890. Language: Italian. Published: September 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
L’ex brigadiere Pucci, ora maresciallo in pensione, ha aperto una agenzia investigativa. Tra casi di corna e disavventure varie in cui viene coinvolto con il suo nuovo assistente, Pucci si troverà a dover indagare suo malgrado per conto della sorella impicciona sulla strana vita di una signora perbene.
Rosie Ipecac: The Paris Years
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 138,610. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Buffalo bombshell Rosie Ipecac makes a hasty marriage to hotshot lawyer Johnny Moran when he is suddenly assigned to Paris. Rosie hasn't a clue to what either Paris or her new husband are all about. Thanks to a clairvoyant, an eccentric fashionista and Inspector Maigret, she finds out more than she wanted to know. Along the way she shows us a Paris you've never seen before.
The Test
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 48,090. Language: English. Published: September 12, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Senior citizen, George Eldridge returns home after mysteriously disappearing two years before and begins to build a space ship in his back yard causing his wife to question his sanity. What follows is a humorous and exciting adventure in space where the two seniors find themselves caught up in a war between two alien races and must use all of their resources to outwit both sides and survive.
Profilo d'autore
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Price: $3.87 USD. Words: 19,700. Language: Italian. Published: September 12, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Scrivere può essere anche un mestiere e, come tutti i mestieri, non sempre piacevole e comunque mai facile. Ecco le peripezie di uno scrittore frustrato in difficoltà con i familiari ma, soprattutto, contestato dai propri personaggi.
Sparks
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Price: $3.00 USD. Words: 72,540. Language: British English. Published: September 12, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
(3.50 from 2 reviews)
"I will go back to reading David Quantick's excellent Sparks now" - Neil Gaiman “If you choose to only live in one alternative reality make sure it’s the one in which you read Sparks by David Quantick” – Ben Aaronovitch When Paul Sparks is dumped by Alison, he decides to use a gateway into a million parallel universes to look for a new girfriend - an A
The Best Collection of Male and Female Anecdotes, Can You Imagine...?, Volume II
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Price: Free! Words: 10,360. Language: English. Published: September 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The best "Can You Imagine?" columns concerning the much talked about topic of ‘male and female' (human and not so human) stuff. You’ll laugh out loud at unexpected bodily functions. And find out who won the battle between Mars and Venus. Plus, discover the "Three R's of Dating" and "What Women Want." Grease your bone again and download your copy of "Can You Imagine...? Volume II” today!
UnderWorld
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 108,850. Language: English. Published: September 10, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
It was war, and that made it all right. A servant girl is caught at ground zero of the Great Calamity, sparking a war that forces the inhabitants of a fractured world together underground in dreary subsistence. But her survival comes with a gift, and a curse, passed on to her bitter, cynical daughter who wants nothing more than to break free of the UnderWorld, and she's bringing down the house.