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True Confessions of a Dog Toy
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 17,920. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Inside "True Confessions of a Dog Toy," Ryan Jewett presents highly humorous confessions right from the mouths of dog toys. We all often imagine what our pets are trying to tell us, but this book focuses on what your dogs' toys are thinking.
The Surreal Adventures of Anthony Zen: Episode 3 - One Day During Work
Price: Free! Words: 1,860. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Stop what you're doing. Look around. Is this it? Snap out of it. Check your watch. Get back to work. Do not attempt to be different. Blend in. Buy something. The cycle must continue ... or does it? One man has broken free. Join him in his search for enlightenment, inner peace, and a really good pair of trousers.
Der Untergang eines Putzteufels
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 89,260. Language: German. Published: October 25, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Bevor eine Staubschicht sich auf dem Schreibtisch ihres neuen Home-Office niederlassen kann, spürt Ami Becca Keck, wie ihr Temperament aufflackert. Der Fluch ihres Lebens—eine Frau, dessen Zwangsputzen zu viel für die meisten ist—ist gegenüber der Straße eingezogen und wohnt jetzt in Opulenz. Scheiße! Und noch schlimmer kommt es, wenn Becca unternimmt, dem Putzteufel einen Mord anzuhängen.
Zombie OBGYN
Price: Free! Words: 4,950. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Horror » General
A demon falls out of a woman's vagina and turns people into zombies. From soon-to-be #1 New York Times bestselling author Claudia D. Zawa, the birth-giver of horror, comes this new short story of unholy evil. Includes a sample from Vampire Lesbian Train. Warning: This story is so frightening, you just might vomit your guts out and die. Parental supervision is advised.
Covering Her Assets
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 54,390. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2014 by Norah Wilson. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Dix Dodd is going undercover for Elizabeth Bee (now Mrs. Hugh Drammen). Elizabeth fears someone is out to kill her elderly husband. Since the pre-nup precludes her inheriting anything before they've been married a year, she's not about to let that happen.Posing as Elizabeth's mother (along with Dylan as her boy-toy, and Mrs. P as Nanny Jane), Dix is on the case, Covering Her Assets.
To Be Lovely, Be In Love!
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,850. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Women's fiction » General
If life’s left you on a cold slab in love’s mortuary, your problem is simple: you’ve lost the art of being lovely. The cure? Atlanta society matron Constance Fontanne’s landmark first book on love, looks, and marriage. Miss Fontanne shows you how to jump back into your bowl of cherries and stop living the life of the ho-hum and hum-drum.
Not Man Enough
Price: Free! Words: 7,880. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
The protagonist’s advocacy against mass accusation on him being ‘not man enough’. He also contests the parallel label of ‘not woman enough’. The jury is already out as he puts up his witty advocacy against the pop cultural benchmarks over gender appropriates and massive peer pressure on men and women alike for being ‘something enough’. It is for readers to preside on the judgment. He needs you!
Appearances to the Contrary, FIVE MACABRE TALES OF MISCHIEF, MAYHEM AND MIRTH
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 64,070. Language: English. Published: October 22, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Appearances to the Contrary… is comprised of five stories, some short, some longish. They are told in an irreverent and whimsical and sardonic tone. As to what part of the stories are invention and what parts are truth disguised as fiction, that's something you, the reader, will have to decide
In Their Own Likeness
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 101,550. Language: English. Published: October 22, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Themes & motifs » Psychological, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Cloud Shrouded Olympus is in an uproar. Tische, Giver of Luck, is streaking toward the house of Zeus Thundercloud to ask permission to live among the mortals yet again. Zeus is resentful. He suspects that Lovely Tische has slept with Far Seeing Anthony on her last visit. Hera, Wife of Thundercloud, has left in a jealous rage to fetch The Owl-Eyed Athena and her bow.
Roll Over, Amundsen
Price: $3.00 USD. Words: 52,900. Language: French. Published: October 21, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Pour la première fois en Australie, voici Amundsen, mesdames et messieurs, Amundsen and his band ! Ils ont assassiné Detroit, explosé le pôle Sud, ils laissent derrière eux des cadavres en pagaille et des souvenirs impérissables. Il y a des zombies, des pingouins, un rocker et son manager, et suffisamment de vrais méchants pour peupler une salle de concert...
My Granny Writes Erotica (The Original Quickie)
Price: Free! Words: 27,160. Language: British English. Published: October 21, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
65-year-old Betty had given up on her life’s ambition to write a bestselling novel. However, after walking in on her husband with a lady of the night, she finds herself single and with mounting debts. In need of a ‘get rich quick’ scheme, straight-laced Betty decides to try her hand at writing an erotic novel.
A Ghost, A Werewolf, and A Vampire: A Supernatural Trio Joke Book
Price: Free! Words: 1,680. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
For The Week Before Halloween, This Joke Book Is FREE! There is a traditional joke form that goes "A priest, a rabbi, and a minister go into a bar...". What if more outrageous, supernatural trios went into that same bar or shared other activities? This book contains jokes about a ghost, a werewolf, a vampire, a witch, a skeleton, a troll, among others.
Would You Like Flies With That?
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,190. Language: American English. Published: October 20, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A collection of funny short stories written by Kristina Pitts.
The Time Traveler's Wife
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 24,230. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Sci-fi, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
This is a cautionary tale of love, mathematics and the innocuous.
Scab Wilson and the Amazing New Bicycle
Series: Scab Wilson!, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,420. Language: English. Published: October 19, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Readers / Chapter Books, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Scab Wilson has a dilemma: the new girl (Julie Fentonbruter, if you must know!) in town goes everywhere on her new bicycle and Scab (named for certain misadventures with his last bicycle) is currently WALKING. He needs to get some wheels, and fast! (Before his rival in life, Biff Ballaroo, tries to steal her away!) Please join the series that critics have called "heartwarming" - now at a new low
The Jamaican Ninja Bert!!
Price: Free! Words: 36,410. Language: English. Published: October 19, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Romance » Western
When Portia Simpson implemented tax on patty, it mad Dr. Bert Kemp, a psychiatrist. He then became a fat ninja, hell bent on murdering Portia. His wife, Marj scorned by all for living with a madman except the handsome, thick-bodied Dr. Arnold who desires her. Bert grows jealous and goes to utterly unsound measures to keep her but instead, pushes her away. Will he regain sanity or her love?
The Jamaican Ninja Bert 2
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 37,360. Language: English. Published: October 19, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Cultural & ethnic themes » Cultural interest, general
Book 2. When Portia Simpson implemented tax on patty, it mad Dr. Bert Kemp, a psychiatrist. He then became a fat ninja, hell bent on murdering Portia. His wife, Marj scorned by all for living with a madman except the handsome, thick-bodied Dr. Arnold who desires her. Bert grows jealous and goes to utterly unsound measures to keep her but instead, pushes her away. Will he regain sanity or her love
Canadian
Price: Free! Words: 110. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Screenplays » Comedy
Short story/screenplay idea. An elderly man rides the bus.
Unfortunate Roommates
Price: Free! Words: 52,590. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Psychological
Jim is a former pop star who has kept to himself over the last few years. However, that is all about to change when his best friend leaves a one night stand at his house. Now, an unfortunate turn of events has them living together in order for him to have a career, and her a place to stay. Can Jim have any kind of love life with her in the picture, or will he be stuck with an unfortunate roommate?
Sir Murdoch of the Large Table
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,460. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘Surely soon Arfur will call me, so as we may, side by side, partake of wild boar, drink wine from silver goblets and caress and taunt busty maidens at, or upon, the table to our heart’s content.’ Arfur has bigger problems. His knights are searching for the The Holy Pail. Can Sir Murdoch find the relic, earn his place at the Large Table and take the hand of the beautiful and virtuous Gyferwyff?