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Le Passager Clandestin
Series: Le Funambule Acoustique, Book 5. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,200. Language: French. Published: December 30, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Les voyages du Funambule Acoustique se poursuivent et ne se ressemblent guère, notre danseur de corde changeant de tempo comme de chaussettes. Il semblerait qu'un clandestin ait bouleversé l'ordre établi, s'étant approprié le cinquième épisode. Dans l'embarras, le funambule en est tenu seul responsable.
Ueda Sensei Castrates the Insidious Underground
Series: The Ueda Sensei Chronicles, Book 3. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 42,450. Language: English. Published: December 30, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
BOOK 3 IN THE UEDA SENSEI CHRONICLES Ueda Sensei and Otto Knuckle return for another round of ultraviolent antics, this time traveling to New York for a miserable work vacation. Along the way they'll meet old friends, make new ones, and face an endless onslaught of ne'er-do-wells.
Au Centre De La Terre
Series: Le Funambule Acoustique, Book 4. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 930. Language: English. Published: December 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Les voyages du Funambule Acoustique se poursuivent et ne se ressemblent guère, notre danseur de corde changeant de tempo comme de chaussettes. Après un raccordement de justesse, le voici dans ce quatrième épisode, en visite pour un abrégé d'intra-terrestre et ses inquiétudes au sujet des voisins du dessus.
Hollywood Heels - Do All Dogs Go To Heaven?
Price: Free! Words: 1,590. Language: English. Published: December 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is the third installment of aspiring actress Lalah Valantine who finally get's the movie role she has been waiting for. However it is along side her archenemy. How will she overcome when disasters hits right before she starts filming.
L'Ingénieur Du Son
Series: Le Funambule Acoustique, Book 3. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 760. Language: French. Published: December 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Au fil de ses rencontres, nous accompagnons le Funambule Acoustique dans une odyssée sonochronique, franchissant les galaxies au son des sornettes. Accueillit par un nain de jardin aux relents digestifs accentués, le funambule obtient une audition d'urgence chez un spécialiste du son pour ce troisième épisode.
Working for Heat - Xmas Special
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,800. Language: English. Published: December 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It's almost Christmas and a brave little Santa's elf is about to demand his work rights be respected by a corporate evil Santa. The demand leads to an audit by a very special Audit Faerie. Will Mukzi, the elf be granted his rights? Or will Santa and his German speaking, half-man, half-reindeer bodyguard be able to carry on with Christmas at the expense of slave elf work?
The Rose City Chronicles
Price: $4.95 USD. Words: 79,260. Language: English. Published: December 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Rose City Chronicles is the second book of short stories written by Grant Keltner. Stories of family, friends and events that helped inspire this book. A special thanks to my mother with inspiring me to use my imagination. I never could have written these stories if it was not for her.
Unassisted Living
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 20,350. Language: English. Published: December 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » American, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Retirement: it’s not just for the elderly. Thirty-six-year-old JB lives to inspire the old folks at Whispering Pines Rest Home. He listens to their stories, encourages them to get some fresh air, and makes sure they aren’t just sitting around waiting for the end to come. But he’s not a doctor, not a therapist. He’s a resident of Whispering Pines, too.
Mein Begräbnis. Und andere Grotesken
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 30,070. Language: German. Published: December 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Wenn Ihnen Horst Evers gefallen hat, probieren Sie es mal mit Hanns Heinz! Eine Beerdigung per Fahrradkurier? Frauen, die Eier legen? Eine knopfsammelnde Nymphomanin? Geilende Griffel, Keimsäcke und Samenkapseln? Hanns Heinz Ewers hatte sie alle! Jetzt dürfen 14 groteske Kurzgeschichten des Kult-Autors und »Literatur-Satans aus Opas Zeit« (DER SPIEGEL) endlich wiederentdeckt werden.
Sports The Olympics Forgot
Price: $4.95 USD. Words: 32,390. Language: English. Published: December 29, 2013 by Mirador Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
The world has many interesting sports such as Bog-snorkelling, Conkers, Egg-and-Spoon Racing, and Sack Racing. Sports the Olympics Forgot describes 40 more sports in a similar vein, all of which haven't started yet. All the stories are individual and distinct and can be read independently, a book for the busy individual who perhaps has five minutes to spare to understand the sports involved!
The Portland Tales
Price: $4.95 USD. Words: 78,550. Language: English. Published: December 28, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Portland Tales. The following collection of verse includes short stories that were inspired from my recollections with events, fables and yarns that cover my upbringing here in Portland, Oregon. It is my intent to remember the times that meant the most to me and pass them down for others to enjoy.
How I Managed To Kidnap Neil Gaiman
Price: Free! Words: 6,140. Language: English. Published: December 28, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
I'm going to tell about the day I decided to take my own life. The day I gathered every pill I could find and got in the bath. The day an award award-winning, internationally best-selling author appeared in my bathroom. The day everything changed.
Curious Critters-Vol.I
Series: Curious Critters-The Adventures of Boggs and Bud, Vol. I. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,850. Language: English. Published: December 27, 2013. Categories: Screenplays » Short, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"Curious Critters" is the audacious, comic adventures of Boggs Pumpelly and Bud Ricks in script form; two country boys living amid the hills and hollows of north Alabama. If there's a strange critter---animal or human--- anywhere in the hills, Boggs' and Bud's path seems destined to cross with them! Vol. I contains three episode, the first of which is a trip to see a baseball playing chicken.
Bible Study
Price: Free! Words: 1,380. Language: English. Published: December 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Tommy has a problem. He just crapped himself in the pew of the First Nudist Church of Jesus Christ. Now, he needs to wipe. Badly. With nothing available, what is he going to do? Use a bible?
Unbalanced Party: Please Don't Feed the Trolls
Series: Unbalanced Party, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 2,340. Language: English. Published: December 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
The Unbalanced Party tackle a pesky troll eating a local farmer's sheep.
Same Old Truths
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 81,020. Language: English. Published: December 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ever since her ex husband, Dave, left town with the woman who helped break up her marriage, Kay Manning, has worked hard to provide a sense of “new normal” for her two girls. Now, Dave is back and eager to resume his role as “Dad.” But instead of the smooth working relationship Dave proposes, Kay must navigate around the trap doors created by the gap between what Dave says and what he does.
Max Francais
Series: Francais a la Sting. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 1,750. Language: French. Published: December 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Historical, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Maximillion et Maxithousand avaient un bon emploi avec le roi, Charles le nombre. Dans les âges sombres médiévale, il y a différentes façons de traiter les assassins.
Labor Pains
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 99,850. Language: English. Published: December 26, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Labor Pains is the hysterical debut from C.A. Huggins. It tells the story of Kevin Taylor, a woefully mediocre man, who finds himself at a crossroads in his mid-30's. Everyday his alarm clock wakes him up for the cold realization that he has to go to a job that he downright loathes. His cubicle is his own private jail cell for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week.
The Road Unsalted: A Novel of Carding, Vermont
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 82,470. Language: English. Published: December 26, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Women's fiction » General
Everyone in Carding, Vermont is abuzz about town meeting because the future of their famous school, the Carding Academy of Traditional Arts, is at stake. Harry Brown figures he can pack the meeting so the vote will go his way but he doesn't know about the cowgirl outfit that just came in the mail from Cherries Jubilee. The Road Unsalted is a heartwarming tale of everyone's favorite small town.
The Altruist
Price: Free! Words: 1,110. Language: English. Published: December 26, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Spurned by love he dedicated himself to a love of all things - but would she notice him now? (Deep sigh.) Short short - 1K words.