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How To Be a Homeless Frenchman
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 52,110. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2011. Category: Fiction » Literature » Coming of age
How To Be a Homeless Frenchman tells a tale of two countries, France and the US, bound together in weird and wonderful ways by war, music, and the love of good cheese. Surprising, lyrical, and laugh-out-loud funny, How To Be a Homeless Frenchman is an exploration of just how much happiness can be found in being a smelly Frenchman on a sunny day.
All Jacked Up
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 20,510. Language: English. Published: December 21, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00 from 1 review)
A little slice of heaven. You know...a hole-in-the-wall apartment, a vehicle that only breaks down once a week and, if fate smiles kindly, a good looking woman he can proudly take home to his parents. Tack on a decent job he doesn't hate to round out Jack's suburban life. Is that too much to ask? For Jack, it is.
An Ugly American in Canadia *how to speak Canadian
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,100. Language: English. Published: December 21, 2011. Category: Nonfiction » Travel » By region
A fun guide to Canada. Filled with translations of Canadian words, history, french and metric conversions, things you may notice that are different than the US, their holidays, famous Canadians, and Canadian gifts to the world.
Three Grandmas in Texas
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,320. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Everyone loves their grandma but these three are just a little...different. They have certain skills in war and strategy developed over forty years through military training and discipline. They are the definition of "never judge a book by its cover." They now work as contractors for the extra money. Follow the hapless Clem as he is hired to drive the three on their latest mission of destruction.
The Spirit of Murder
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Price: Free! Words: 1,770. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.00 from 1 review)
This short story travels into the supernatural, where a disembodied spirit looks down on to a crime scene and recognizes the dead body as her own. Overcome by disbelief that anyone would want to kill her, she speculates about all the people in her life who simply adore her. Or do they?
Santa's Weight Problem
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Price: Free! Words: 1,240. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2011 by enpublikant. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Santa has become too heavy for his sleigh. So he takes drastic action. Will he be able to bring the children their presents again? This story and picture is a Christmas present from Django Mathijsen and Anaïd Haen to their readers.
Fantasy The Novel
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 13,460. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Follow four adventurers on their whimsical quest to find the fabled Amulet of Power. This satirical work was written to poke fun at the traditional Adventure Questing story structure while still having a short story feel.
Y.M.I.
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 24,600. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
Choir, listen to the pitch: A diverse chorus of teenagers unite during a whirlwind musical tour of Europe. [Note: I'm a screenwriter ("THE WONDER YEARS", "TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES") and this story is presented in its original screenplay format. To learn more about me, or this title, please visit ToddTrumpet.com!]
The Chrismystery: A Clarke Quickie
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Price: Free! Words: 18,750. Language: English. Published: December 19, 2011. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Christmas is coming! For apprentice detective R.D. Clarke, it's almost time for his favorite day of the year: The Running of the Santas, an event where thousands dress up as everyone's favorite jolly fat man in red and run around a local mall. However, things aren't as innocent as the seem when a quartet of Santas break away from the pack and rob a few of the mall's stores.
Pregnant Without A Cause
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Price: $2.49 USD. Words: 68,920. Language: English. Published: December 19, 2011. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
(5.00 from 1 review)
Michelle and her daughter Callie play "Who's the Mommy?" so Michelle can win desperately-needed cash on a reality TV show. As a bonus, Callie finds acceptance and respect as an adoptive teenage unwed mother. Of course the baby in question begins to complecate matters as soon as he pops out into the waiting latex gloves of fireman Boomer. In the end love decides what is true and what is reality.
SeaWeed
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Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. You set the price! Words: 1,960. Language: English. Published: December 19, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Bobby Steiner, perpetually stoned heroine of "The Diary of Bobby Steiner" returns with an all-new short adventure.
Heartbeat
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,190. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 6 reviews)
After the Zombie Apocalypse, civilization adapts to troubled times. But can the living and the undead co-exist in peace? A zombie defender must question his principles when a hunter becomes infected by the zombie plague and threatens the boy's mother in "Heartbeat".
Ward's Laws
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Price: Free! Words: 16,580. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Ward's Laws has appeared on the iTunes Humour genre charts 11 times. It has appeared on charts in Australia, USA. Ward’s Laws is a silly thing I started on Facebook. When I first opened my account I did what every other forty-something year old does, I froze. I didn’t know what to write. I started posting the usual stuff. I talked about my day, my dog, my bathroom habits and said LOL a lot,
Uncle Tom's Ashes
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,070. Language: English. Published: December 17, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
What do you do when your uncle's died and the aunts are fighting over what to do with the ashes?
The Scammer
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 25,740. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Philly Joe Stanton is the country’s top Conman. He’s hired by a poker player to make certain the latter wins LA’s Junior Masters Tournament so he can take part in The Ultimate Game in London. The Masters Organization, fearing Philly Joe, sends two of their best to stop any of his possible scams. It becomes a battle of wits and intricate moves, and anyone’s game to the very last word.
Cane Brandy
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,310. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A disillusioned psychologist finds himself facing a growing and insidious trend--the latest mental health craze involves drilling a hole in one's head for "enlightenment" and mental salvation. Trepanation as popular culture. Meanwhile, his marriage is falling apart and his best friend is losing his mind as well. 4300 Words.
Squaw Dresses
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Price: Free! Words: 2,910. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A society maven with a small dress factory uses intimidation to sell her leftover squaw dresses.
Romantic Comedy Box Set (Helen Grey Series Books 1 & 2)
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 173,600. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2011. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Two full length romantic comedy novels from bestselling author Sibel Hodge Think Bridget Jones meets My Big Fat Greek Wedding... "This story was impossible for me to put down." Coffee Time Romance & More "A very good read. Very enjoyable and fresh." Trisha Ashley, Novelist "If you are a fan of Sophie Kinsella I am positive you will love My Perfect Wedding" Geeky Girl Books
ACME Washing Machines and 7 Other Stories
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 11,510. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2011. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
In this collection of 8 funny stories you can find a mighty superheroine who can't live without custard cookies; a professor who found his sense of life in number 42; a mobile phone that can connect directly to the man's belt and many other unique people. "Star Trek" fans and baseball players will love this collection, too. These stories will certainly help you to have a good time.
The Deadliest Snake
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Price: Free! Words: 1,770. Language: English. Published: December 15, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.67 from 3 reviews)
My grandmother always used to say, "That snake is more afraid of you than you are of it." Grandma was a poor judge of my fear, but I grew up believing her: there is no need to fear snakes. But as a society, the fear of snakes is one of our strongest phobias. And rightly so. Snakes can be deadly as evidenced by the fateful day a simple, little green grass snake slithered into the Miller's home.