Fiction » Humor & comedy

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The Big White Coffin
Price: Free! Words: 2,400. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
From the collection Dreamin’ Dreams; A humourous short story in 2,400 words. For years we blamed Pat Hurley - he was the one who told us about the cannibals. I was seven, going on eight and Pat was already eight, so he was the oldest and we believed him. The next day two men came to our house and the tall one bent down and gave a grin that showed a mouthful of enormous teeth ...
High Flyers: A Short Play
Price: Free! Words: 2,360. Language: English. Published: May 15, 2012. Categories: Plays » American / African American, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A short play. Two circus performers are too old to keep flying and must decide what to do with the rest of their lives, if they want one after they can no longer fly. They were born in the circus and all they know. Maybe better to end it. Who wants to flip burgers, or play sweet, perky, little waitress, getting pinched on your tush for lousy tips.
The Canoe Trip and other Funny Outdoor Tales
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,320. Language: English. Published: May 15, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Sports & outdoor recreation » Fishing
(5.00 from 1 review)
I have always been a storyteller, but it wasn’t until recently that I decided to share my stories more broadly. Some are best told as “stand-up”, and some are best read. Inspired by Jerry Clower, Dave Gardner, and many others, I have put some of my better “bull” down on paper. Enjoy this one, until I can write the next one!
Hard Knocks: Hilarious Life Lessons of a Lawyer
Price: $9.95 USD. Words: 21,060. Language: English. Published: May 14, 2012. Categories: Nonfiction » Business & Economics » Business ethics, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
This is a book for people who love to laugh and through that laughter, learn. A satire, Hard Knocks is based upon true events. Hard Knocks takes place within the law, but it is hardly a law book. Rather, it is a Life book, detailing professional wallopings and rounding off with a dose of Aesop. Witty, surprising, at times angering, but always hilarious.
Chain of Desire (A Rare Finds Tale)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,690. Language: English. Published: May 14, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A Rare Finds tale. Gilbert Solomon, a finder of rare objects, is hired to locate a prototype 50s-era robot. He soon finds it, but its owner won't give it up except in exchange for a rare issue of a men's magazine. When Gil finds a copy of the magazine, its owner likewise won't give it up except in trade, and so on and so on, the job threatening to become an endless chain of trades. 8400 words.
Zombie Jokes
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,910. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
I love zombies and zombie jokes. If you enjoy them as much as I do, this book will give you many laughs.
OBITUARIES - 40 Death Notices Beyond the Pale
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,250. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
We're all slouching toward the Inevitable - a.k.a. the Big Sleep, the Big Chill, the Big Plotz, the Final Upload. These 40 Obituaries are unlike any death notices you'll ever see, but that's the point, to have a few laughs and maybe even some insights into something we can't do anything about. And you'll get to meet Death who says there's no reason to be scared of him and none of it is persona
The Obituarist
Price: $2.75 USD. Words: 11,680. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 6 reviews)
The Obituarist - Dead people are the safest story around. They can’t answer back. But if you follow in death’s footsteps, it can be dangerous to get too close. An obituary writer seizes his chance when war heroes start dying. Brace yourself for handlebar moustaches, stiff drinks, greed, treachery and, of course, death. But with a twist. “Mordant, funny, dark, teasing and ironic.”
The Noble Mr. Prickles
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 21,160. Language: English. Published: May 12, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Javan, a decorated general and military instructor, once swore an oath to his friend, King Orvan, that should he ever be needed he would answer the call. Now, Orvan is insane, taking advice only from his dog, and he has called Javan and his three best warriors to go on a suicidal mission to retrieve a magic orange petal from the Giant Kingdom, with only a chimpanzee named Mr. Prickles to aid them.
Saga d'un petit homme (Tome 2)
Price: Free! Words: 62,000. Language: French. Published: May 12, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Suite des aventures du petit gouverneur de la Comté. Toujours sur le mode humoristique. Pastiche inspiré du Seigneur des anneaux et d'Iznogood... Les problèmes s'accumulent au dessus de la tête de Nulco : grippe cochonne, nuage de dettes toxiques, guerre au Gagnistan, déroute électorale. Les petit Hobbitts n'en peuvent plus. La chute de la maison Magypolka est proche...
Atlantis, B.C.E.
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,090. Language: English. Published: May 12, 2012 by Grey Cat Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » General
For Cyd Euripides, parking cars for Venusian goddesses on Atlantis might not be the most challenging work, but the former serf enjoys the career change. Fresh air, sunshine, an occasional flight through the air after being swatted by a displeased goddess... life is good. But when the other serfs drag Cyd into a crazy escape plan, the doomed island may never be the same again.
The Mini Adventures of Misha: Four Days in San Francisco
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 24,260. Language: English. Published: May 11, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Follow the gregarious 10-year-old Misha and her well-intentioned mom as they stumble upon one hilarious adventure after another in the city by the bay. Misha’s mom is excited to introduce her daughter to culture and diversity. Misha, however has one goal in mind: Get to The Holy Grail of shopping – The miraculous five-story SAKS FIFTH AVENUE! Misha finds that it isn't so easy with mom in the way!
As She
Price: $5.00 USD. Words: 2,610. Language: English. Published: May 11, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Horror » General
A collection of four short pieces about what it was to be a woman. Not as in gender bending -- but as in life horrors.
NORDNMARK ONE POINT ! H.T.Fumiganza
Price: Free! Words: 74,260. Language: French. Published: May 10, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Classics
“NORDNMARK ONE POINT!” Livre: … « L'homme qui voulait être reine!" » c’est l'ambition de Raoul de Bonpèze, aristocrâte français,descendant d'une lignée prestigieuse de crêmiers du pape et de buralistes des galères, devenu par son mariage prince consort du Royaume de Nordnmark. Y parviendra-t-il? "Nordnmark one point! est la Chronique loufoque et virtuose de ses entreprises.
The Great Salmon Run Cake Fiasco
Series: Salmon Run, Book 8. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,600. Language: English. Published: May 9, 2012 by Star Catcher Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
The Salmon Run Men's Club, the General Store cafe kitchen, and the one-month anniversary of the Callahans in Alaska... All the ingredients needed for a messy disaster of legendary proportions... An Alaska short story placed in the "Salmon Run" series.
The Great Convergence
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 66,730. Language: English. Published: May 9, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Adventure » General
A quiet English village finds its usually uneventful auction turned into mayhem when thousands of people unexpectedly descend upon it becoming entwined in this smile inducing tale of strange encounters, even stranger goings on, no end of scheming, greed, deceit, hilarity, chaos, triumph and just desserts that are only brought to an end when the Crow that was a Rook finally comes home to roost!
The Next Big Wood Project
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 8,480. Language: English. Published: May 8, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Cultural & ethnic themes » Cultural interest, general
(4.00 from 1 review)
Ernest and Bo Dean are wood working geniuses who embark on their latest next big wood project. With a backwoods approach to life and the simpler life, they take you on their latest effort to stay known as the Michelangelos of their craft.
dc Lampoon's Anthology of Tasteless Humor Done in High Style
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 84,310. Language: English. Published: May 8, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The dc Lampoon Anthology of Humor is a hilarious collection of comedy that picks up where the original Lampoon left off, and makes the Onion pretty thin soup in comparison. These guys at dc Lampoon, Hunter Thomas in particular are not dealing with a full deck, but they can write beautifully sick, slick, and twisted, satire that is laugh out loud funny and should be in every bathroom in America!
Jolly Roger
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 11,040. Language: English. Published: May 8, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Two time-traveling special agents and a feisty young lady pirate captain join forces in 1717 to prevent the course of history from being changed. This science fiction adventure comedy adds a new twist to pirate lore.
Itchy Mitch and the Taming of Broken Jaw Junction
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 46,900. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Historical / United States / 19th Century, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The new vegetable-loving sheriff of Broken Jaw Junction outwits outlaws, bank robbers and cattle rustlers--using just a few carrot sticks and celery! But one day, he meets an unexpected and unbeatable foe ...