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Coffee - You'll Take It Black and Like It
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Price: Free! Words: 4,730. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Nestled in a remote stretch of wilderness, this eerie mountain hamlet is not on Pat Smith’s map. When he and his wife Jane stumble upon it during their cross-country bike race, they decide to stop for a quick bite, eager to get in and get out before their competitors catch up with them. But the only diner in town serves up something they weren’t expecting . . .
The Minnesota Candidate
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 110,660. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Sparks fly when Tom Picacello meets Shari Munthon. So much so, that the couple elopes after knowing each other for just three short weeks. Tom discovers that Shari is a multimillionaire, while Shari learns that Tom's family is in need of psychiatric help. The world is changing, inexplicably, and Tom learns that Shari's dead parents are to blame. A lighthearted take on dark subject matter.
Greed in Paradise
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Price: $3.97 USD. Words: 64,790. Language: American English. Published: June 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
Tears will fall, hearts will pound, and bullets will fly in Greed in Paradise... There are deadly secrets brewing beneath the surface of Tarpon Cove. Come along on a steamy, thrilling adventure as the two try to find out why their friend suddenly died—seemingly, without cause.
Puffin Panic
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 50,110. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
Puffins are good at a handful of things: squawking, fishing, hopping, and looking adorable. Who doesn't love puffins? I would guess that anyone who has had a finger lopped off or been speared by a colorful beak doesn't love puffins. In this humorous short novel, the feud between man and puffin is played out in full. Who will survive the war of beaks and feathers? Find out in Puffin Panic!
Necessary Evil and the Greater Good
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Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 84,590. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
For best friends Mestoph and Leviticus the end of the world can’t come fast enough. Mestoph is a demon and troublemaker for Hell Industries, while Leviticus is an angel and cubicle jockey for Heaven, Inc. They might be unlikely friends, but they have something in common – they both hate their jobs. Unfortunately for them The End is nowhere in sight.
Chowza's Guide to Paleo
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,580. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » Nutrition
Chowza's Guide to Paleo steps in where other Paleo guides fall short with a satirical take on this popular diet and lifestyle. Learn strategies for countering the most sophisticated criticisms of an ancestral lifestyle, uncover little-known but culturally vital variations on the Paleo approach, and get the inside scoop on how to *really* succeed with Paleo from the pros that know it best.
The Weapon of My Delusion
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 259,810. Language: American English. Published: June 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » General
When Mark Twain sat down with the members of Pink Floyd to write an album, they were set upon by a young student named Obama who claimed, "You didn't make this." If it had not been for Douglas Adams outwitting him, this book would never have been written. None of this, of course, occurred... except for the book, a noteworthy epic about guns, violence, brotherhood, lattes, and what makes us human.
Suddenly, Zombies
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,550. Language: English. Published: June 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
Zombies in space! Giant zombie gorillas! When life gets weird, all you can do is stick by your friends and hang on to your brains. Amanda C. Davis dishes out two short stories from the lighter side of the zombocalypse.
How to be Depressed: The Ultimate Guide to Getting Over Your Happiness and Achieving Lifelong Depression
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,550. Language: English. Published: June 19, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » Mental health
Do you want to be depressed? Do you ever wish that you could be filled with persistent feelings of gloominess and sadness? This book contains proven steps and strategies on how to overcome your happiness and feel truly miserable. It is essential reading for anyone who wishes to walk down the long dark corridor of clinical depression.
Fifty Shades of the Twilight Games
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 270. Language: English. Published: June 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Take one part bloodsucker, one part magician, one part ruthless huntress, and throw in a little bondage. What do you get? An all-out battle where arrows fly, teeth gnash, and magic spells clash. Who will survive? Find out in "50 Shades of the Twilight Games,” the new graphic novel parody from Bluewater Productions.
Attenuation: Letters From The Man In The Moon
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 45,700. Language: English. Published: June 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Hard sci-fi
We sent him to build a worlds for us to have a future on. By the time he got there, we had completely forgotten about him. These are the letters from the world maker, The Man In The Moon. Over time, he goes from trying to remind us how he got there, to trying just to keep us alive. It isn't easy, when you're broadcasting from a moon around another world, around another star.
Junk Shop: A Dog Memoir
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Price: Free! Words: 33,870. Language: English. Published: June 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
An old dog dispenses wisdom (whether you want it or not) and reminisces about her halcyon puppyhood with the human family she lost long ago.
Still a Child, not yet a Woman
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Price: Free! Words: 3,420. Language: British English. Published: June 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The life of a teenager, and what's like to grow up with the different ages telling you to do different things, the three year old, trying to get you to set fire to something, the nine year old, telling you to keep out. And the adult, telling you to 'grow up' and get a life. However, Tabs can get into so much trouble, no matter what everyone says. *Has minor language*
The Sexiest Elbows I'd Ever Seen
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Price: Free! Words: 12,350. Language: British English. Published: June 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
When we first met she was Emeritus Professor of Post-Colonial Marmalade at the University of Ffestiniog. This collection also contains several other stories of equal import, such as: 'Shropshire Smith and the Temple of Vegetables', 'The Dancing Sex Nuns of the Tenth Quadrant', 'The man with the Golden Cheese Baguette'. Plus other stories the like of which you will never have read before.
The Seduction of Wine
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Price: $8.24 USD. Words: 6,750. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
"The Seduction of Wine" is illustrated prose to glean insight about wine varietals. Written from the viewpoint of someone reflecting about a lover, or the wine talking about itself, every nuance is based on facts about the specific wine to create descriptions of the character's personality.One wine per page has a corresponding illustration to support its charm.
Curing the Uncommon Man-Cold
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 95,890. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2014 by Dingbat Publishing. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
A stubborn boyfriend with the sniffles is the last thing Amanda needs in her apartment during THIS work crisis, but how can she get clueless Jason to leave without just ending their relationship? Fortunately, her divorced girlfriend develops the devious scare-cure and that apartment becomes the least hospitable place a man could imagine. But can this crazy scheme really work?
1950s: The Decade of Perfect Housewives, Cadillacs & Zombies
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 14,890. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
The 1950s was the perfect time to raise a family... it was also a period in which it was considered bad manners to talk about zombies. You just had to kill them and get on with your daily life.
Like the Moon
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 60,030. Language: American English. Published: June 17, 2014 by S & H Publishing, Inc.. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In this charming novel, Mary Lewis Deans Foote captures, the style, rhythm and heart of a small, rural community in the South. From the first sentence to the last, Ms. Dean draws the reader in with colorful dialect and lovable, eccentric characters. In vibrant hues, Like the Moon, weaves the fabric of a community through it's oral storytelling traditions.
How About ... Variety Smack?
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Series: Let Me Clear My Throat - Short Stories, One at a Time, Book 4. Price: Free! Words: 3,980. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Harold and Steeven want to build a web comic together ... if only Steeven can stop thinking of bacon, and Harold can stop from killing Steeven. The fourth in a series of free short stories by Steeven R. Orr, author of Holliday's Gold.
Satan's Guide to the Bible - 3 Noah's Flood: Worldwide Genocide ... from the God of Love
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Series: SATAN'S GUIDE to the BIBLE, Book 3. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 25,300. Language: English. Published: June 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Historical
BIBLICAL PATRIARCHS could live to be nearly 1,000 years of age if they kept their sinning to a respectable minimum. Biblical women don’t rate a mention. During the Fifth Egyptian Dynasty, in about 2500BCE, the sinning became too much for both the Elohim AND Yahweh (and maybe Jesus) and they opened the windows of the biblical dome and let in the water and drowned everyone from Chinese to Chileans.