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Cockabloodytoo
Price: $7.99 USD. Words: 65,050. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Cockabloodytoo is a pacey thriller/comedy following the exploits of a cast of intriguing characters. The Distinctly Australian take on a Bond-esque secret service organization is a unique feature of this work. The novel uses real settings, primarily rural locations around Melbourne, The cockatoo, Bruce, who appears throughout the story, provides the story with yet another unique feature.
The Would Be Asstronaut
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,840. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Hank Larmspitz has a plan. Well, sort of. He's going to be the first man on the moon, dagnabbit, and he's going to do it without the aid of a space suit or even a space ship. Exactly what does he have in mind? Dan Dinkerleaf, a local correspondent for KAAS-LD Eureeka, wants to find out. When he discovers Hank's true intentions, his patience becomes paper thin. "Seriously?" he blurts out.
Weekend Getaway
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,980. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When Martin Dollop and Arthur Bodine set off for a romantic vacation in the islands, they have no idea what they're in for. Now rotting away in a Mexican jail cell, it appears that they've reached the end of their rope. Even the pinche guard won't do them the honor of putting a bullet in their heads, and offers each a shot of poison to end their suffering.
Tot de dood ons schijt
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,640. Language: Dutch. Published: July 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
De angsten van Helen Hubbard worden eindelijk bevestigd. Op een ochtend tijdens de brunch in haar favoriete restaurant bekent haar man Gary dat hij haar bedriegt en klaar is om te vertrekken. Als ze doorvraagt over de materie, komt ze meer te weten over zijn mysterieuze minnares Muffy. "Dus je laat mij in de steek voor een scheet???" riep Helen.
Gastrointestinal Blues
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,170. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Since leaving his posh position at the Department of Motor Vehicles, Mackelroy Puggsley thought he'd smelled the last psychotic fart that nearly killed him. But in his new role as a psychologist, he quickly realizes that the problem is more widespread than he thought. Will a crazed client and his two gassy brides prevent the old man from getting one last piece of nookie before he dies?
A Punto de Reventar
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,400. Language: Spanish. Published: July 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Barnabus Prim ha llegado al final del camino. Ahogado en deudas y casado con una mujer odiosa que no puede ni verlo, decide hacer lo impensable. Pero encontrar el camino al más allá resulta mucho más difícil de lo que él había imaginado. Para lectores adultos (maduros o no). Aproximadamente 3000 palabras.
La Pregunta de 500 Dólares
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,750. Language: Spanish. Published: July 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Perkins Deadwood no puede dar crédito a sus oídos. Su hijo de doce años acaba de pedirle para Navidad un pedo mascota. Y no cualquier pedo: un pedo español. ¡Ay, caramba! ¿Podrá disuadir a su hijo el vendedor de autos usados? ¿O será esta Navidad realmente apestosa? Para lectores maduros (y no tanto). Aproximadamente 2.500 palabras.
Confucius Say
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 190. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Words of wisdom from the Chinese teacher himself. Well ok not exactly, but more like the things he might have always wanted to say but never could. Confucius Say contains the ten best words of wisdom and sarcasm he never said but probably should have!
Extraordinary Rendition
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 51,850. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Spies & espionage, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Just who is Daniel Welsh? His captors, his girlfriend, the press and even Daniel himself are trying to find out.
The Dimmer from Hell
Price: Free! Words: 2,110. Language: Canadian English. Published: July 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Albert stops what he is intently concentrated on to fix an electrical problem that can't wait. Simple household maintenance jobs can toy with the hapless handyman when his mind is elsewhere. The day wears on and Albert is increasingly frustrated and error prone. He completes the job by happenstance but fears uncharitable elements in the family might assault his pride and dignity.
Cedric Fallows and the Genius
Price: Free! Words: 4,140. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
1.Cedric Fallows is all alone and on a downward spiral because his wife has died. His mate says ‘Cedric, you need a hobby.’ So Cedric gets a hobby as a domestic livestock therapist in an abattoir holding pen. But, what do you say to a stressed pig about to get the chop?‘ 2.This collection of words is about the statement ‘I’ve never used anything I learned at school’. But there was one thing ...
Funny Stories for Kids: Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves (Kid's Books, Books For Kids, Children, Fractured Fairy Tales, Parody Books, Free Teen Books, Fiction Books for Teens, Humorous Books, Funny Things, Funny Short Stories)
Price: Free! Words: 16,600. Language: American English. Published: July 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
What would the story of "Snow White" be like if the princess was an idiot, the evil queen was completely incompetent, and the dwarves, instead of being happy and silly, were instead super gross and mean? The answer: "Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves," a comedy short story that is so awesome you'll have to read it to believe it.
Trump Rules: The 8 Most Frickin’ Bigly Investments I Made with Donald Trump
Price: Free! Words: 7,840. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Ever wonder how Trump got so rich? Go behind the scenes with the founder of the fictitious Newell Capital Venture Partners for the hilarious and sometimes downright wrong ideas behind Donald’s investments over the last three decades. You’ll laugh out loud reading about businesses ranging from his online breakfast (only) store to a unique medicinal marijuana brand. “Bigly funny book.” - Donald
Fifty Shades of Roxie Brown (A Romantic Comedy)
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 85,550. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2015 by Raucous Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Come with Roxie Brown on her hilarious crime-busting romantic adventure and discover if the love of her life is the man of her dreams or if the man she loves is her worst nightmare.
Balloon Boy and the Porcupine Pals: Cosmic Dice
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 71,180. Language: English. Published: July 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Science fiction » General
Balloon may have a ball of power, but he’s lost his beloved dream girl to intergalactic bandits. And it’s going to take more than guesses and a souped-up single-wide trailer to get her back. Enlisting the help of a few alien scoundrels, Balloon and his pals travel through space and time to rescue Victory, eat tacos, and solve the ultimate mysteries of the cosmos.
Undeath and Taxes
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 81,000. Language: English. Published: July 27, 2015 by REUTS Publications. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
The sequel to the Amazon bestseller THE UTTERLY UNINTERESTING AND UNADVENTUROUS TALES OF FRED, THE VAMPIRE ACCOUNTANT.
Hamlet On A Budget
Price: Free! Words: 10,020. Language: English. Published: July 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Cozy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A short story from the Hamlet Mystery series. When Wilson Daggot, a dubious handyman and general layabout, finds a suitcase full of money he's delighted, but Sam MacNeil, still perpetually trapped in his hometown, can only see trouble coming from this and it isn't long before murder makes another visit to the quirky town of Hamlet.
Fat Riker
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 46,040. Language: English. Published: July 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Fat Riker may be the worst band on the planet. With thirty years of bizarre shows, puzzling albums and countless lineup changes, their history is almost impenetrable. When one man inherits the band by answering a mysterious classified ad, he finds himself with the unenviable task of sorting it all out.
Pook's Love Nest
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 51,930. Language: English. Published: July 27, 2015 by Emissary Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Apart from being an extremely funny story of man’s struggle for survival in a woman’s world, Pook’s Love Nest is a veritable handbook of advice and practical help for readers who are in any way interested in putting up that magic sign— VACANCIES
OLHO POR DENTE - A vingança de Masao contra o Império
Price: Free! Words: 13,540. Language: Portuguese. Published: July 26, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A história trata de um conflito. Não um conflito qualquer, mas um conflito muito violento. A vingança de Masao contra o Império. E a reação virulenta do Império. É uma história que se pode classificar como verdadeiramente estapafúrdia. A estapafurdice dela é tamanha que em obediência à coerência, foi estapafurdiamente embrulhada numa narrativa estapafúrdia.