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The Cosmic Foot Masseur
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 183,920. Language: English. Published: January 10, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
"A mad hairy beast of a novel with teeth the size of carving knives!" Lucid dreaming, illegal tramp fights, parallel universes, and orgasmic foot massage, The Cosmic Foot Masseur is a savagely funny look at the world through the eyes of an accidental messiah.
I'm Almost Out of Cha: Woody Paige's Chalkboard Tales
Price: $7.99 USD. Words: 37,770. Language: English. Published: January 9, 2014 and represented by David Vigliano. Categories: Nonfiction » Sports & outdoor recreation » Football & rugby, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Before there was Facebook, before there was Twitter, there was Woody Paige's chalkboard! Compiled here are almost 2,000 of Woody's favorite chalkboard quotes. Some are witty, some are witless, all are under 140 characters.
Superkid and the Clone
Series: Superkid, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 30,500. Language: English. Published: January 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
The town of Poolington has its hands twice as full with two Superkids running around. Can its citizens discover the true superhero before twice the calamity befalls it?
The Disallowed
Series: Thailand Books, Book 7 ยท Paranormal. Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 69,570. Language: English. Published: January 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
When the head of the family, Mr. Lee, becomes anaemic he has to find a drastic solution, because he is a long way from the hospital and short of money, so he visits the local shaman.
The Klumps Mysteries: Season One (Episodes 1 through 7)
Series: The Klumps Mysteries: Season One. Price: Free! Words: 77,780. Language: English. Published: January 4, 2014 by Kidneymountain Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
Why watch TV when you can read the first seven episodes of The Klumps Mysteries, Season One? The Klumps Mysteries centers on a bumbling small town police force, led by inebriated, over educated, but not too smart Commissioner Don Mettler-Klump. They like to eat. They like to sleep. Sometimes their guns fire for no apparent reason. And every once in a while they find a crime that needs solving.
Elvis and the Bridegroom Stiffs (A Southern Cousins Mystery)
Series: Southern Cousins Mysteries. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 52,380. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Christmas wedding fever and scandal are in the air! The bride ditched everybody’s favorite feed and seed man for a stranger who has women all over Mooreville swooning. When Callie finds her hair-cutting scissors buried in the bridegroom’s neck and herself as prime suspect, she and cousin Lovie, and her famous dog Elvis lead the law on a merry chase as they try to catch the killer.
Bubba and the Zigzaggery Zombies
Series: Bubba, Book 7. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 83,160. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Zigzaggery zombies, fetid filmmakers, maternal madness, and cryptic casualties are all par for the course. What’s a Bubba to do? Book 5 in the Bubba mystery series.
Angels Among Us - Life's Outtakes Year 7 (52 Humorous and Inspirational Short Stories)
You set the price! Words: 36,650. Language: English. Published: January 1, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Inspirational
52 Humorous And Inspirational Short Stories!      from year 7 of Life's Outtakes, a nationally syndicated column by Daris Howard. From the humor of a what students write in Student Communications to the wonderment of a child in need of a friend in Angels Among Us, this is a fun look at family and community l
Dark Moonlighting 4: The One with the Whales
Series: Dark Moonlighting, Book 4. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 81,120. Language: English. Published: January 1, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Nick Whittier, the lovable vampire who has killed over 30,000 people, is back to fight space aliens in this fourth book in the humorous Dark Moonlighting series.
The Survival Series - 2014 New Year Edition
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 41,680. Language: English. Published: January 1, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
5 out of 5 stars - "The style of writing is addictive, just one more just one more!” 5 out of 5 stars - "Didn’t want it to end.....wanted to read more! This is something every mum can relate to.....and if they can’t, then they’re lying!!!"
Aristocratic Thieves
Series: Gwenny and Roger June, Book 5. Price: Free! Words: 95,520. Language: English. Published: December 31, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Little Jinny Blistov is a gangster who arrives in the US in the unheated hold of an Aeroflot cargo plane. He meets, make enemies of, then friends with, the aristocratic Gwenny and Roger June of Charleston. It isn't long before he convinces them to steal artifacts from warehouses of the Hermitage Museum in Saint Petersburg, Russia. Then Stirg, a Russian billionaire and adversary of theirs, objects.
Second Thoughts
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 77,100. Language: English. Published: December 31, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Second Thoughts explores what makes relationships matter, what makes us tick, and how we decide what counts as real by following the story of a voice stuck in someone else's head.
Ueda Sensei Castrates the Insidious Underground
Series: The Ueda Sensei Chronicles, Book 3. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 42,450. Language: English. Published: December 30, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
BOOK 3 IN THE UEDA SENSEI CHRONICLES Ueda Sensei and Otto Knuckle return for another round of ultraviolent antics, this time traveling to New York for a miserable work vacation. Along the way they'll meet old friends, make new ones, and face an endless onslaught of ne'er-do-wells.
The Rose City Chronicles
Price: $4.95 USD. Words: 79,260. Language: English. Published: December 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Rose City Chronicles is the second book of short stories written by Grant Keltner. Stories of family, friends and events that helped inspire this book. A special thanks to my mother with inspiring me to use my imagination. I never could have written these stories if it was not for her.
Unassisted Living
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 20,620. Language: English. Published: December 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » American, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Retirement: it’s not just for the elderly. Thirty-six-year-old JB lives to inspire the old folks at Whispering Pines Rest Home. He listens to their stories, encourages them to get some fresh air, and makes sure they aren’t just sitting around waiting for the end to come. But he’s not a doctor, not a therapist. He’s a resident of Whispering Pines, too.
Mein Begräbnis. Und andere Grotesken
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 30,070. Language: German. Published: December 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Wenn Ihnen Horst Evers gefallen hat, probieren Sie es mal mit Hanns Heinz! Eine Beerdigung per Fahrradkurier? Frauen, die Eier legen? Eine knopfsammelnde Nymphomanin? Geilende Griffel, Keimsäcke und Samenkapseln? Hanns Heinz Ewers hatte sie alle! Jetzt dürfen 14 groteske Kurzgeschichten des Kult-Autors und »Literatur-Satans aus Opas Zeit« (DER SPIEGEL) endlich wiederentdeckt werden.
Sports The Olympics Forgot
Price: $4.95 USD. Words: 32,390. Language: English. Published: December 29, 2013 by Mirador Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
The world has many interesting sports such as Bog-snorkelling, Conkers, Egg-and-Spoon Racing, and Sack Racing. Sports the Olympics Forgot describes 40 more sports in a similar vein, all of which haven't started yet. All the stories are individual and distinct and can be read independently, a book for the busy individual who perhaps has five minutes to spare to understand the sports involved!
The Portland Tales
Price: $4.95 USD. Words: 78,550. Language: English. Published: December 28, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Portland Tales. The following collection of verse includes short stories that were inspired from my recollections with events, fables and yarns that cover my upbringing here in Portland, Oregon. It is my intent to remember the times that meant the most to me and pass them down for others to enjoy.
Same Old Truths
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 81,020. Language: English. Published: December 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ever since her ex husband, Dave, left town with the woman who helped break up her marriage, Kay Manning, has worked hard to provide a sense of “new normal” for her two girls. Now, Dave is back and eager to resume his role as “Dad.” But instead of the smooth working relationship Dave proposes, Kay must navigate around the trap doors created by the gap between what Dave says and what he does.
Hitting the Sauce
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 89,860. Language: English. Published: December 27, 2013 by Tasfil Publishing, LLC. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
When Lucy discovers her ex- led a secret life as a mafia-wannabe that may have put her and her secret tomato sauce in danger, she asks her good friend, Nico, for help. He's more than willing to assist, in fact he's more than willing to be more than a friend. And she's more than wiling to return the favor. She just needs to survive dealing with a black market farmer and a sentimental mobster first.