Fiction » Humor & comedy

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Drycleaning
Price: Free! Words: 2,950. Language: English. Published: July 13, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Visionary & metaphysical, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Jeffrey goes to the pub. A lot. He's gone stale and his suit hangs off him in demonstration of the fact. Jeffrey has lost touch with a lot, until something changes things.
Presidential Soup - By Zack Mitchell
Price: Free! Words: 4,750. Language: English. Published: July 13, 2013 by Mitchell Mendlow. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Much to his regret, Gordon McKenzie eats canned soup for dinner.
Big Money! - Top Secret Guide to the Stock Market Circus
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,160. Language: English. Published: July 12, 2013. Categories: Nonfiction » Business & Economics » Investments & securities / stocks, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘Ladies and Gentlemen! Do you have some money to invest? Do you want to grow from rags to riches in the shortest possible time? Do you want to become an expert in many subjects and global events? Do you want to quit your boring job and still live happily? Do you.…’ ‘Yes! Yes! Quick, tell me what I need to do.’ ‘Simple. Just start investing in the stock market and start rolling in wealth.
Short Story Money Grows on Trees
Price: $1.98 USD. Words: 5,150. Language: English. Published: July 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Hank is a loser with woman, and works in a dead end job with a fancy title but nowhere to go but down. Then one day the hotel where he works is held up on the graveyard shift by masked men and Hank stumbles on an opportunity to get rich quick.
Short Story Ripply Motor Cars
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,870. Language: English. Published: July 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
If you own a car lot, never tell a new car customer that if he drives the thing for 40 years the next one's on you. You may be surprised when he turns up at your front door 40 years later.
Short Story Carpet Swirls
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,870. Language: English. Published: July 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A young lady becomes the successful target of an industrious young door to door salesman when he talks her into purchasing the last name in vacuum cleaners.
Short Story Mattress Sale
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,090. Language: English. Published: July 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Farley Henderson is a retired lawyer who thinks he's ahead of the curve when his mattress develops a split seam, even though he bought the mattress over 40 years ago at a going out of business sale. The mattress came with a lifetime guarantee after all.
Claude The Unhappy Caterpillar/Popo The Cheeky Monkey/Sselmorg The Fire Breathing Dragon
Price: Free! Words: 6,260. Language: English. Published: July 10, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Fairy tales
(4.25 from 4 reviews)
Funny and rather rude children’s story that soon becomes very adult (not in an X-rated sort of way, so all you pervs have been warned). Contains so much over the top swearing that I’m rather embarassed and feel it is my civic duty to warn you all of the dirty, vulgar, and downright disgusting filth contained within.(And if that does not get ya interested, then I might as well give up).
Damien Loose, Episode 5 - Lost and Found
Series: Damien Loose. Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 6,180. Language: English. Published: July 9, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Episode 5 of a 10 part mystery serial. After an incredibly bad day, Damien discovers his ex-girlfriend may have killed his Uncle Edmund. Only a trip to the Saint Louis Art Museum will get him some answers and hopefully wrap up everything into a nice tidy mess.
Mythed Connections: A Short Story Collection of Classical Myth in the Modern World
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,370. Language: American English. Published: July 8, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Have you ever met a muse in a café? Ever wondered if that drafty corner of your grandma's basement is actually a portal to Hades? Ever heard noises in the woods that you couldn't account for but suspected were part of a trick being played on you by a Greek god with an English accent? Okay, so most people haven't, which is probably why everyone in this short story collection acts so surprised...
Miss Jones gets the sack or not
Price: Free! Words: 400. Language: English. Published: July 7, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a very short 244 word funny story and I hope you enjoy it as much as I did writing it.
Coinquilini
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,620. Language: Italian. Published: July 7, 2013 by Unicorn Productions. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Tre ragazzi e una ragazza. Coinquilini trentenni lavoratori alla fine del XX secolo. Un racconto un po' datato per nostalgici.
Livid Clouds
Price: Free! Words: 19,100. Language: English. Published: July 6, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
An adult contemporary, comedy action adventure, loaded with twists and turns that take a father and son on an epic trip of a life time.
Me and Beans and Great Big Melons
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,880. Language: English. Published: July 6, 2013 by WMG Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » General
When Innis went shopping to get ready for the Packers-Rams game, he never expected to meet one of them aliens. But he also never expected to meet a woman who ate beans either. A strange supermarket romance as only USA Today bestseller Dean Wesley Smith can tell it.
The Misadventures of the Krafts
Price: Free! Words: 5,770. Language: English. Published: July 6, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Everyone has an off-day once in a while. The same is true for the Kraft family, Rex and Dolly, their daughter Sheryl and their son Chase. The Misadventures of the Krafts takes a humorous look at how an average family reacts to a day with some very unusual events.
Hawaii/McPooch Mail-A-Tale:Hula in Hawaii
Series: McPooch Mail-A-Tale/STATE, STATE. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 20. Language: English. Published: July 4, 2013 by A. A. Randazzo. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » People & Places / United States / Other, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Each "McPooch Mail-A-Tale" has an adventure and fun facts about a great state in the USA. Characters include J. Pierpont McPooch, the globe-trotting hound dog, his sassy sidekick, Trixie, and Big Bad Benny, the pirate cat, who is after McPooch's magic suitcase. Send a "postcard" on your travels or your home state to the special children in your life.
Girl Friends With Benefits
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,320. Language: English. Published: July 3, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Gay & lesbian fiction » Lesbian, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
No job, no girlfriend, no life. Really could things get any worse? Vandee thinks not! Yet when Vandee discovers a sweet animal that needs rescuing, she throws herself into the project and accidentally finds a friend, a girl friend, and now maybe Vandee can turn this girl-friend into a 'girl-friend' with benefits. Little did Vandee know she's not the love em and leave em type...damn it!
Thank You for Your Interest in XenCorp
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,060. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
In this perpetual economic down-turn, who in their right mind would restrict their job search pool to local employers only? Broaden your possibilities. Some companies only off-shore – consider off-worlding! "Thank You for Your Interest in XenCorp“ is a flash (that means very short) speculative fiction, and is also available in the collection "Even More Things I Could Get Out of My Mind."
Matchmaking Mom
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 6,760. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2013 by JMS Books LLC admin@jms-books.com. Categories: Fiction » Gay & lesbian fiction » Gay, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When Karen’s son Brian comes out to her, she’s worried. He’s a popular student, but he says he's the only gay kid in high school. Karen thinks he should be going on dates like other kids his age, so she decides to subtly look for a good match for her son at the dentist office where she works.
Floods And Other Man-Made Disasters
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,410. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Canadian Poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This humorous read pokes fun at recent events in Alberta. A companion book to Miguel's more serious take on Alberta floods, Floods and other man-made disasters is meant to allow readers to take a step back from what many consider to be a horrible situation and see the humour in it.