Fiction » Humor & comedy

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Funscreen
Price: Free! Words: 6,900. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: August 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.75 from 4 reviews)
Like millions of others, Roger Birch's family depend on ad-viewing income for their survival. Unlike millions of others, the events of one evening leave Roger aware of the government's real reason for investing in Funscreen. With HD cameras hidden behind a 60-inch glass veil, the answer was staring him in the face all along. Every family has a Funscreen. The question is... who's watching who?
Talarana High
Price: Free! Words: 3,110. Language: Italian. Published: August 23, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Breve racconto parodistico ispirato ai personaggi della saga "Le Pietre di Talarana" di Alessandro H.Den e ambientato in un mondo parallelo. L'autrice non è in alcun modo responsabile di eventuali shock o crisi di panico che la lettura di tale interpretazione possa comportare.
The Telltale Toilet
Price: Free! Words: 2,410. Language: English. Published: August 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
(3.00 from 1 review)
Every apartment has its quirks-- a door that sticks, a light switch that doesn't work, or a tenant that disappears. Sometimes there’s a reason for it and sometimes things are better left alone.
Bilking Time
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,500. Language: English. Published: August 22, 2013 by Rapid-Dynamix Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Hard sci-fi, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Associate Professor Antoine Beasley can't win. He spars with Dr. Dennison Wigdor over half-baked grants. He tries to game arch-nemesis J. Peabody Cramer in a not-so-friendly contest of H-O-R-S-E. But then Beasley makes the most serious miscalculation of all: he tries to bilk time itself. The consequences will make you laugh out loud-- or your head explode-- whichever comes first.
Piss Match and Other Stories
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,970. Language: English. Published: August 22, 2013 by Rapid-Dynamix Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » High tech, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
A high-tech urinal. A pointless workplace confrontation. What could possibly go wrong? Alex Nieman's addiction to Roaster's Dark Loam coffee and networked multi-player games takes a disastrous turn for the worst when he crosses paths with Desmond Bainbridge, a marketing mid-manager with an uncanny ability to stonewall the work of others from afar, in a corporate pissing-match for the ages...
How I Became a Bestseller
Price: Free! Words: 3,470. Language: English. Published: August 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The greatly desired publishing contract eludes a young author with a growing collection of rejection letters and an obsessive belief in the quality of her work. Despising vanity publishing and never daunted she and her stage mother will go to any lengths to see her published and have in place a program of regular, if expensive, events designed to promote her fortunes.
Two Degrees of Separation
Price: Free! Words: 8,230. Language: English. Published: August 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Biography » Autobiographies & Memoirs
Two Degrees of Separation chronicles Johnny Fox's college years. How his burgeoning golf addiction almost derailed his academic plans at 18. How he switched courses, then towns but still couldn't shake the urge to hone his swing. And how, years later, he sought redemption at the college of Saint Mary. Two degrees is a light-hearted account of Johnny's journey from college dropout to star pupil.
The Coin Collector
Price: Free! Words: 3,200. Language: English. Published: August 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.70 from 10 reviews)
In this humorous short story, Mr. Quimbly sets out on his first-ever field assignment for the Tax and Revenue Agency to investigate the mysterious Mr. Green on a charge of coin hoarding. He finds both the illegal coin collection and Mr. Green at a dilapidated warehouse down by the docks ... and also discovers that he's bitten off a bit more than he can chew.
Wonka again and Baba too
Series: The Wonka Stories, Book 4. Price: Free! Words: 2,640. Language: English. Published: August 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Wonka is back! and so is his new pal Baba, now on the inside of the good back door. Owner continues her struggles with Wonka always ready to spur on. Not one to tolerate failure, he recommends squaring up to each new and ghastly situation with fortitude! yes a cat for all seasons, so read on and relax with Wonka.
I think the alphabet is SO dumb!
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 110. Language: Australian English. Published: August 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Concepts / Alphabet, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The alphabet has so many letters! a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z Sheesh! Wouldn't it be great if we didn't have to remember them all, or the order they were in ... ... or would it ... ?!?
Scooter's World
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 1,390. Language: English. Published: August 20, 2013 by Dragonfly Publishing, Inc.. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Get inside the mind of an opinionated house cat, as Scooter offers a tour of his private world. Hear about battles with the water dispenser. Get the feline perspective on indoor tornadoes. Learn about food bowl guardians. Get tips on how to deal with strangers and more. Includes a dozen color photographs. [Picture Book (G) 24 pages color | Released in 2013 by Dragonfly Publishing, Inc.]
Unbalanced Party: Fool Me Cockatrice
Series: Unbalanced Party, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 2,080. Language: English. Published: August 19, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
The Unbalanced Party are at it again. Contracted to catch a troublesome cockatrice, much to Mordwin's chagrin, the lads find a little more than they bargained for in this fantasy humor tale. Roll for initiative and dive into "Unbalanced Party: Fool Me Cockatrice!"
Consult the Occult (with Curse of Impatience)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,670. Language: English. Published: August 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Andrew, the desire for revenge in his heart, approaches an occult to see if they can exact the punishment he wants. Except, despite his previous impression of what a cult consists of, it is discovered that these ones are less than adequate at the job given to them. A humorous short story at 4,700 words. BONUS SHORT STORY! 'Curse of Impatience', a humorous fantasy short story at 4,000 words.
Dr. Leafhead: Story of a Mad Scientist (Part One)
Price: Free! Words: 14,170. Language: English. Published: August 17, 2013 by Mitchell Mendlow. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
What do an inquisitive intern named Jonathon Farquarson, the planet Mars, Jellyfish, a covert catering company named Obscurity Sandwich, a movie named Red Cape Man, a Universe-Interpreter, Baffin Island, Antarctica, Reptiles, Clones, Robots and Dead Interns named Melvin all have in common? In the world of Dr. Leafhead, everything is possible. A novel in three parts, by Zack Mitchell.
Cat Patrol Delta, Episode #8: Revenge of the Malamute
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,040. Language: English. Published: August 17, 2013 by Grey Cat Press. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When the evil space dogs hatch a diabolical plot far across the globe, Cat Patrol Delta dashes from Woofington City to spoil their plans. But the plot may be more deadly than it first appears. For the cats, the cold Siberian snow may hold a far greater danger than they could have possibly feared.
Sports of the Cockatoo
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 19,210. Language: English. Published: August 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Themes & motifs » Spiritual & metaphysical, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Two monks... One east... Half a game of baseball. This is Sports of the Cockatoo. Explore the Plain of Horizons. Find solace in the Forest Graveyard. Gather your wits at the Glowing Pine Grove. Caress the bark of the dragon tree. Find yourself inside a quiet whale. This is Sports of the Cockatoo.
The Alphabestiary
Price: Free! Words: 1,810. Language: American English. Published: August 16, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Each letter of the alphabet is represented by a named beast. whose personal tale is told above the beast's picture.
Short Stupid Stories: Baby Rae
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 9,280. Language: English. Published: August 15, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Raised on a mustard farm in Northern Kentucky, a part time brain surgeon practices medicine and helps mankind with skills learned from a correspondence school.
Dívidas Nunca Mais - A Comédia do Dinheiro
Price: Free! Words: 6,500. Language: Portuguese. Published: August 15, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Texto integral com fotos do espetáculo teatral Dívidas Nunca Mais, de autoria do prof. Samuel Marques
Please Take Care When You Utter A Curse
Price: Free! Words: 3,210. Language: English. Published: August 15, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Poetry » Themes & motifs
This unreasonably clean and sometimes edgy book of limericks takes a not quite nonsense view of the people, situations, institutions and attitudes which populate our world.