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The Mythical Origins of Forty
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,100. Language: English. Published: April 2, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Useful as a birthday gift for people becoming forty, this is an illustrated, fanciful account of the ancient Department of Phonemics' effort to define that prominent mid-point of life. It is 6 pages in length and concludes with "Happy Fortieth Birthday."
A Carnivore's Defense: Why Vegetarians Should Leave Us The F&$! Alone and Let Us Enjoy Our Juicy Steaks
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 690. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Tired of listening to PETA tell you why you should feel guilty about eating delicious meat. Eating meat is just the right thing to do and you don't really need a defense but this book will give you a good laugh and it will really piss off your vegetarian friends. Worst case, they get a little too uppity you whack em with a hammer and throw them on the grill with a nice rub.
PeeDee3, Intergalactic, Insectiod Assassin in: Gravy Day (season 1, episode 8)
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Series: PeeDee3 is Dead, Book 8. Price: Free! Words: 7,090. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2012 by Tricorner Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
The galaxy's most successful and most hated insectoid assassin versus his deadliest foe ever—when the bug versus boredom the entire universe quakes with fear.
Spider's Web
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,180. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
From the collection Dreamin’ Dreams; A humourous short story in 3,170 words. We called him Spider. With his long legs and gangly arms he actually looked like a spider too, but to me, seeing him sideways on with his tongue hanging out, he looked more like a zipper on a crumpled old anorak. But that didn’t mean he was soft. When the moment came, Spider could be as vicious as any mad black widow ..
Faceless
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 5,590. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A panhandler, an alcoholic mother, a lawyer behind the wheel of a bucket truck, a state trooper who despises women, a presidential candidate fond on social media, a coroner with a new set of scalpels, and a star maker with the latest technology. All in a mosaic, or better an orgy of life stories taped and narrated by the author himself.
The Doctor, the Angel, and the Demon
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Price: Free! Words: 5,190. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
A nonbeliever wakes up in the afterlife. After conversing with angels and demons, he must decide: Heaven or Hell.
Prose and Cons Poetry from the Big House
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Price: Free! Words: 230. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Funny haikus about prison life.
The Deadly Do Right Guide for the Recently Deceased Zombie
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 430. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A funny, spoofy, self help book style piece written to help newly turned zombies adjust to 'life after death'.
One Dieter's Diary as Told to Laila Kujala by Oink
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,950. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Did you ever wonder why it is so easy to gain weight, but so hard to lose it? In One Dieter's Diary as Told to Laila Kujala by Oink, Oink is struggling with this question in a humorous way. The book is full of funny illustrations. Anybody who has ever tried to lose weight can relate to this story.
The Barn
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,220. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2012. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
This is a Television Pilot Package, specifically a 1/2 hour dramedy about "a struggling community theater, presented in 5-episode arcs each based on a well-known musical." [Note: I'm a screenwriter ("THE WONDER YEARS", "TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES") and this package includes a pilot script presented in its original teleplay format.]
Explain That To A Martian 3
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Series: Explain That To A Martian, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 2,700. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It's good to stay in touch with friends, even when they live on Mars!
The Post-Apocalypse Dating Guide
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Price: Free! Words: 1,160. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
A gruesomely-embellished guide to dating after the Apocalypse.
Rush Limbaugh, Zombie Slayer
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,800. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Rush Limbaugh...surrounded by the undead...one man's quest for survival in a world that's determined to hold him back.
Squire Bidecombe's Tree
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 12,860. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A new short story from the pen of the continually difficult to classify pen of Michael White. A historical / humorous tale in which nothing is quite as it seems!
SUCK SPHERE
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 2,470. Language: English. Published: March 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A tale of hero | villain | passion | poison.
Story Night
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Price: Free! Words: 4,020. Language: English. Published: March 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Ghost
(3.00 from 1 review)
Friends meet to celebrate the life of one of their old comrades who had passed long ago. The evening goes from playing board games to sharing scary stories. The only thing is one tale will turn out to be true.
Life After
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Price: Free! Words: 2,390. Language: English. Published: March 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Reza finds the afterlife isn’t all he thought it was supposed to be. As he watches the world continue on without him, he discovers his longtime girlfriend had been cheating on him. Unfortunately he’s dead. Then an odd ally tells him there is a secret way back to the world of the living. Now Reza can get his revenge, that is, if he can pass three unusual tests.
Take Off!
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,100. Language: English. Published: March 26, 2012. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
This is a television pilot package, a 1/2 hour comedy series that offers "a behind-the-scenes look at a locally-funded travel show that reports from destinations around the world on a VERY low budget." [Note: I'm a screenwriter ("THE WONDER YEARS", "TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES") and this package includes a pilot script presented in its original teleplay format.]
Soulmate From Hell
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,780. Language: English. Published: March 25, 2012 by Thunder Valley Press. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
For a low-level minion, Reba had a nice thing going, if you can call working the Soulmate Request Desk in Hell a nice thing. Then a pert young blonde named Paulette sent in a soulmate request the Boss decided to fill in a most unusual way. Reba's afterlife will never be the same again. This edition of "Soulmate From Hell" includes a complete BONUS story: "The Galaxy's Most Wanted."
Out of the Closet
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Price: Free! Words: 940. Language: English. Published: March 24, 2012. Category: Fiction » Themes & motifs » Spiritual & metaphysical
Silvia has a secret, a cofession, a truth about who she is and in what she believes, her vulnerability falls upon deaf ears.