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2016 Presidential Campaign Bites: 200 Practically True Things About the Presidential Candidates
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,690. Language: English. Published: September 22, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Hundreds of people have filed a Form 2 Statement of Candidacy with the Federal Election Commission to become presidential candidates in 2016. Where can you find out all you need to know about the different candidates?This book gives you the (practically) true things about the presidential candidates. The 2016 presidential campaign bites. This book bites back.
Switching Hour
Series: Magic and Mayhem Series. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 45,120. Language: English. Published: September 22, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Released from the magic pokey and paroled with limited power is enough to make any witch grumpy. However, if you throw in a recently resurrected cat, a lime-green Kia and a sexy egotistical werewolf, it's enough to make a gal fly off the edge. 
Una discesa nel Merdelstroem
Price: Free! Words: 1,520. Language: Italian. Published: September 21, 2015 by ZeugmaPad. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Inutile gridare a noi stessi di non muoverci per non fare l’onda: anche il solo pensare pareva innalzare il livello del putridume nel quale eravamo finiti.
Squirrel Hunter
Price: Free! Words: 1,770. Language: English. Published: September 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(2.00 from 1 review)
This is the short story of the stubborn, archaic Mr Poole. Mr Poole is a gardener, and his beautiful plot of land is used, amongst other things, as a five-star-restaurant for the local birdlife. However, when a squirrel intrudes into Mr Poole's pride and joy, he takes things far, far to far.
Keep them Safe
Price: Free! Words: 1,590. Language: English. Published: September 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
We spend a lot of time protecting things we do not want stolen.
A Comedy of Horrors
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,730. Language: English. Published: September 20, 2015 by VintagEreads. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
When the day's end is nigh, and the fast buck's the only ticket out of Stone-cold-soberville, then the good matron might just become a mother to the motherless drunk, and little does she know ...
M for Misc...
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 23,280. Language: English. Published: September 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This book reveals, among other things, some personal details about the author’s relationship with his secretary, Threnody Higginbottom (whom he addresses as “Miss Smith” around the office). Threnody files everything under M, for miscellaneous. The other things include side splitting accounts of: James Bond's retirement, hospital gowns, red wine and a stuff you'll not believe.
Secret Society
Series: Killers Incorporated, Book 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 85,440. Language: English. Published: September 19, 2015 by BWL Publishing Inc.. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Police Procedural, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Leon Garber has his reasons for ridding the world of abusive people, call it justifiable homicide. Opportunity comes knocking from Like-Minded Individuals, Inc., a global company fulfilling the needs of clients: new identities, security, and even lists of potential “projects.” But let’s not call it “serial killing” (such a nasty term). For Leon, it’s a dream come true.
Locate The Dot
Price: Free! Words: 12,410. Language: Australian English. Published: September 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Nonfiction » Inspiration » Meditation
Find the dot. Find yourself. Be happy, for once. One shining moment that justifies it all. Just one spot - a dot, if you will. Locate The Dot is a game for all the ages. The textual counterpart to Where's Wally. But Wally has been compressed to a single point of e-ink. He may be harder to find than enlightenment. Is he? This is millennial mindfulness!
Angry Sam & The Steaming Treasure
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 22,580. Language: English. Published: September 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
Have you ever wondered what actually goes on in the head of an eleven year-old boy? Unlikely anti-hero, Angry Sam, who makes Horrid Henry look like a choirboy, Norman Bates look like Daddy Daycare and Bill Hicks sound like a preacher. Angry Sam is an angry, sociopathic eleven year-old with some demons and dysfunctions that wouldn't be out of place in a maximum security prison. *ADULT LANG CONT*
The Hellelujah Trail
Price: Free! Words: 26,570. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Lucifer challenges a clueless optimist named Pilgrim to build Hellelujahland, a theme park to scare souls straight to hell. One small problem: Pilgrim spreads comfort and joy everywhere he goes, and happiness means bad news in hell. Download the free short story to celebrate the paperback release of the parent novel Raising Hell and sample the Smashwords eBook edition.
The Ballad of Tommy Tomato
Price: Free! Words: 5,390. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
While on his way to the local market to sell his vegetables, a farmer hears singing coming from the back of his truck. He discovers a tomato named Tommy with human features who can both sing and talk. This special tomato bonds with his new family and ends up playing a major role in their lives. It's farcical in nature and hopefully fun to read.
Switching Mama's Ashes
Price: $7.99 USD. Words: 44,990. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fantasy
Mama has died and is now with the Great Spirits. Her strong-willed, crotchety husband is dead set on having her ashes buried in the Historic Conundrum County Cemetery. Mama’s dying wish to her beloved son Hackett, “Don’t let him do it!” Switching Mama’s Ashes is a heart-warming, fantastical adventure set in the south. Secrets have never been more hilarious. A laugh out loud read with family drama.
Price: Free! Words: 1,280. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Sometimes, women just need to hear a lie....because, love could resist any conspiracy...
Zombie's day 3 !
Price: $1.10 USD. Words: 90. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Horror, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Discover the adventures Mike Donati burlesque with this electronic comics , episode 3 ! It's good to eat for you and your digital screen! 21 electronic comics pages.
Clearwater Vice
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 56,700. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It's summer holidays in Clearwater. A young woman needs to get away from a life that is killing her; her brother asks Joe for help; Billy and Luke become bounty hunters; Mia becomes a cheerleader; a desperate man asks Joe to find his missing daughter; Natalie shows Joe a thing or six; Amber gets a job; Umberto gets his hooks into Joe again; Jimmy has Doc's back; It's another fun romp in paradise!
Felony Flats/The City that Worked
Price: $15.00 USD. Words: 167,620. Language: English. Published: September 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled
The tragedy and comedy of life is examined through the eyes of Sport, an ex marine who tries not to judge the other fine citizens of Felony Flats as they struggle to survive and find happiness. He finds wisdom in the most unsuspected places as he does a little of this and a little of that, one step ahead of the police.
Myths and Monsters - Blandford Chronicles II
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 49,550. Language: English. Published: September 16, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Historical » Colonial America
Halloween and summer camp sites, provide the right atmosphere for ghost stories. "Myths and Monsters" provides the reader and the listener with the New England spice of odd and ethereal delights of fancy. However, three unlikely compatriots assemble to disseminate the odious tales of freight and horror; finding that they have fallen prey to their own egos and stupidity.
How To Have a Perfect Marriage
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,350. Language: American English. Published: September 15, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Penola and Lennon have the perfect marriage because they follow twenty rules that ensure marital bliss. Controversial fiction author, Dicey Grenor, has released these rules so that couples everywhere can benefit from them. In case you’re wondering—hell yeah, it’s fiction…just like the “perfect” marriage.
Pspelling Rewls
Price: Free! Words: 1,620. Language: English. Published: September 15, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The first set of spelling rules (from 2010-11) for psecret psociety are gathered into this 1600-word short story. A basic sentence grows stranger with every spelling permutation. "Psharlene, wone kewl majikal ladie with eigh gnu psmartfone phrom the {anging psitie, psaw the phewlish pskewlboy eat eigh krimson toadstewl." Maybe it will encourage you to add one, too. More linguistic mayhem.