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Captain Walker and the Meaning of Life
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 78,370. Language: English. Published: May 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
This is the story of Reno Walker, an alcoholic starship captain and former space pirate who, after escaping from an intergalactic prison planet designed to bore the bajeebers out of its inhabitants, has a chance meeting with a socially awkward scientist that believes he's discovered a way of finding the physical location of the creator of the entire universe.
Play The Fool
Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 14,840. Language: English. Published: May 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
Jack gets run over by an ice cream van. In the Afterlife, he meets a demon who forbids him to have any physical contact with women or he'll lose his soul. Meanwhile, he has to raise money for repairs to the local church or he'll get moved somewhere much worse. With too few parishioners, and the arrival of his sexy housekeeper, things prove extremely difficult.
Winging It (A Contemporary Romantic Comedy)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 19,070. Language: English. Published: May 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
When a pretty stranger hops into the back of his car and tells him to drive, startled and straitlaced Simon gets more adventure than he bargained for when he winds up on a wild goose chase to track down an escaped parrot that seems to be determined to get either itself or the two people trying to catch it killed. But it turns out a little chaos in his life might just be what Simon needs most...
Temporary
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 103,650. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Impossible Day turned the world upside down: People are flying, reading minds, changing the weather - and that's the tip of the iceberg. All Dean Cronin cared about was making rent this month, but now he can change the passage of time, and that's made him a target. Will his new Power give him the edge he needs to defeat villains, expose a conspiracy, and survive two very opinionated sisters?
Holmes and Gardens or Sherlock Holmes in Space
Price: Free! Words: 5,200. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A dastardly plan to destroy the Universe has been hatched and only a time travelling, cryogenically frozen Sherlock Holmes from a parallel universe, and his new cohort, Ace Gardens, are prepared to stop it.
Onward Kitchen Soldiers
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 77,940. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2015 by Untreed Reads. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Literature » Literary
What happens when a promising young New York chef, Charles Mitello, loses his job because he suddenly develops food allergies? He writes about it. In Charles' case, however, it is not as a cookbook author but as a promoter, in the frenzied world of cookbook public relations.
The Wedding Bouquet
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,590. Language: English. Published: May 15, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
Some moments can last forever, while others slip away in the blink of an eye.
Midnight Hat Trick - Three Creepy Canadian Novellas
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 49,900. Language: English. Published: May 15, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
MIDNIGHT HAT TRICK – a collection of 3 chilling novellas from Nova Scotia storyteller Steve Vernon. HAMMURABI ROAD is a dark tale of redneck noir. NOT JUST ANY OLD GHOST STORY is a quiet tale about coming home and ghosts you can never escape. SUDDEN DEATH OVERTIME asks what would a bunch of over-the-hill old-time hockey players from Northern Labrador deal with a tour bus full of vampires?
What the Hell Were You Thinking?: Good Advice for People Who Make Bad Decisions
Series: The Alternate Reality News Service, Book 5. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 68,580. Language: English. Published: May 15, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The sixth collection of Alternate Reality News Service articles is the second to feature the advice columns of Amritsar and The Tech Answer Guy. This humourous science fiction journalism may not be as good as your mom's chicken soup, but at least it won't nag you to tell it when you're going to get married!
Sleep When You're Dead
Price: Free! Words: 1,640. Language: English. Published: May 14, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
It's Taco Tuesday again. Your Uggs are dirty, the barista spelled your name wrong, and your sorority sister just won't leave you alone. She's pushing you to the edge of madness. You literally can't even. Sleep When You're Dead is the troubling story of one college girl's fall from grace. -- BASED ON A TRUE STORY --
What A Weekend!
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 10,860. Language: English. Published: May 14, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A synthesis of characters encountered on a Facebook group. I would put this as too far out to believe before reading what they post regularly. This is a satirical comedy piece. The characters do not exist in reality ... well, maybe they do.
High Heels and Train Wrecks
Series: Zodiac Women Romance. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 24,710. Language: English. Published: May 14, 2015 by Boroughs Publishing Group. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A typical Aries woman, Hudson Christy's credo is love 'em and leave 'em--until her ex breaks her heart. Then she meets Ryan Lowell, the man she doesn't know she needs...but will fall for anyway.
Lizzie, come back, please
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,800. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Lizzie lunges for the passenger side door handle and manages it with ease using her mouth. The door not only opens but she somehow pushes it forward and then Lizzie turns and grabs the sleeve of Murdoch’s jacket in her mouth. Soon Lizzie has Murdoch half way out of the burning vehicle. She is free of the inferno but the selfless rescue of her master is uppermost on her mind it seems. What a dog!
Camp Scamps
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,360. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘Alright, kids, a big hi de ho to you all and welcome to camp Itchywatchygoochie-e-e-e!’ A kids’ summer camp? Murdoch as a camp counsellor? Surely there has to be more to this latest Murdoch adventure than whiny, wallet-making, pre-pubescent kids. Doesn’t there? Has Murdoch completely lost his mind? Do we even need to answer that question?
Danny Shaw, Twelve Year Old Time Traveler in the Year 2000
Price: Free! Words: 470. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Two minute read. 1960's youngster Danny Shaw travels forward in time thirty-five years: to the year 2000!
Malcolm Maloney, World Wide Plague
Price: Free! Words: 910. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Five minute read. World's first internet troll! For the first time! The true story!
Ferocity
Price: Free! Words: 12,510. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Ferocity is the story of Jack Tide, a young hitman trying to pass his college exams, maintain a normal life, find out what happened to his girlfriend who dumped him, and assassinate a senator. It's a black comedy adventure thriller in the vein of Nick Hornby's High Fidelity mixed with David Sedaris mixed with James Bond. A story about negotiating love and explosions in the new age.
Fucked (well and truly)
Price: Free! Words: 670. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Adventure » General
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Who is the man in disguise? What horrible thing has he done? What are his motives? How will he be able to live with himself? The one thing we will find out, if nothing else, is what conclusion to the forthcoming inevitable dilemma the man offers up as a way of an apology!
Bit cu Bit
Price: $3.30 USD. Words: 6,290. Language: Romanian. Published: May 12, 2015 by EdDigitala. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
Cind se combina poezia cu tehnologia informatiei, nu poate iesi decit ceva ... WOW! Cititi si va veti convinge.
Goodnight Boobs: A Parody for Grown-ups
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 20. Language: English. Published: May 12, 2015 by Saul Tanpepper. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
In the Go-Go Room, not quite ready for bed, are three horny dudes. But the bouncer and DJ and bartender - and especially the exotic dancers - are heading home for the night. "Goodnight guys. Goodnight glistening thighs." And goodnight to all the things in the strobe-lit room -- from the brass pole, to the watered-down drinks, to the drunk asleep in a puddle of drool at the end of the bar.