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Sweet Meat Country - Rude Beginnings (semi-clean version)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,940. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Welcome to Sweet Meat Country. At age 30, Maximillian Speed returned to Sweet Meat Country after a decade in California, only to find the town plunged into utter despair. In the grips of drug addiction, poverty, and sexual deviance, the town was at the mercy of the cruel Supreme Raheem a/k/a Slick the Snake Oil Pimp.
Meanwhile, Back at the Ranch
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 84,800. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2014 by Rogue Phoenix Press. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Murder! Attempted Murder! Arson! Embezzlement! Adultery! Blackmail! Suicide! Nazi spies! And it all takes place over six (hilarious) weeks in 1940 at the Poverty-Rowest of Hollywood’s Poverty-Row film studios.
Chance Encounter (Take a Chance: Prequel)
Price: Free! Words: 4,450. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Daphne and Jack meet on a Greyhound bus heading north from California. The year is 1976 and Daphne is a pregnant teenager. Jack is a guy in search of a future. For these two lost souls, this is a ride that will change their lives and begin a dynasty. This is a prequel to the Take a Chance series about the eleven kids Jack and Daphne will collect over the years.
Death Comes To All Bears
Price: Free! Words: 140. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This story is about a young boy and his teddy bear, and what happens on one cold spring night.
Игра длиною в жизнь
Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 24,360. Language: Russian. Published: May 20, 2014 by T/O "Neformat". Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Книга "Игра длиною в жизнь" - это сборник юмористических и иронических произведений, кроме того в ней присутствует и сатира. Книга предназначена для читателей, достигших совершеннолетия и не только. В ней нет сальных шуток и шуток ниже пояса, все произведения крайне корректны. Если человек любит посмеяться, а иногда посмеяться и при этом подумать, он обязательно возьмёт в руки этот выстраданный ав
A Cup of Wisdom with a Shot of Sarcasm
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 3,500. Language: English. Published: May 19, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Chinese poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Confucius says, “Keep your chin up… but beware of dog shit.” Sometimes profound, often hilarious, this collection of quotes by Robert Ma can lighten your day and enlighten your life.
The Mascot
Price: Free! Words: 12,160. Language: English. Published: May 19, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Mark Western a 13 Year old school boy goal keeper after a bet with some of the England football team, finds himself on the subs bench in Brazil. After a bout of food poisoning the England team is left with barely a full team and Mark is there to make up the numbers, that it until the keeper is taken off with a head injury. Will he be played? Please leave a review as I rely on your feedback G.G.G
The Rose Arbor
Price: Free! Words: 2,130. Language: English. Published: May 19, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A coffee break read. Short, sweet and clean! Wayne Pope wanted to help his neighbor, but who would have though he could come up with a plan to solve a problem and make so many people happy all at the same time? Thelma and Hal Kitchens would be grateful for a long time. A gentle man's heart and a gentle old bull were both given a reprieve, thanks to Wayne.
Dolende Ridders
Price: $8.99 USD. Words: 34,230. Language: Dutch. Published: May 19, 2014 by De Scriptomanen. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Historical » Medieval
De "ware kronieken" van een aantal ridders van Karel de Grote zijn behoorlijk absurd en anachronistisch. Een geestige parodie met een hoog Monty Python gehalte, kortom. Over Angoulaffre met de Gele Tanden, de verliefde leeuw Oghris, of Roland die in zijn eentje een bres slaat in de muren van Saragossa. Voorzien van de nodige wetenschappelijke voetnoten, in de vorm van NvdR's (Noten van Ridders).
Rumble at the Robot
Price: Free! Words: 1,820. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Of three-story robots and childhood turf wars. A short memoir about children misbehaving.
The Vampire of Cliff Cave
Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 9,350. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Have you ever met an actual vampire? The Vampire of Cliff Cave takes a look at the memoirs of a real vampire sharing his everyday interactions with regular people. In these humor-filled encounters, some of the layers, and mysteries, to all of the bad P.R. vampires receive are peeled away.
Impact
Price: Free! Words: 2,460. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Follow the blue line here. Follow the green line there. These were not things that Betsy Walsh expected to have to do on her way to heaven. Impact is a fun little short story about the customs checks required to get into heaven.
Till Death Do Us Fart
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,360. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Helen Hubbard's fears have finally been confirmed. During brunch one morning in her favorite restaurant, her husband Gary confesses to cheating on her, and is ready to leave at a moment's notice. When she pries deeper into the matter, she discovers more about his mysterious lover Muffy than she cares to know. “So you’re leaving me for a fart???” Helen exclaimed.
The Silk Mind
You set the price! Words: 56,610. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ashlin Smith is incredibly bored with his job as supervisor of the Royal Badger Survey. He wants nothing more than to quit and go back to being a blacksmith like the rest of his family wanted. However, due to politics, prophecy, and an inexplicable plot set in motion decades before, his job is about to become a lot more interesting, and not in a good way.
Fart Lots
Price: Free! Words: 400. Language: English. Published: May 17, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Literature » Educational
I fart lots. I mean I really fart lots! Since the day I was born I’ve always been a farter. My parents tell me I farted in the face of the doctor that delivered me!
Boy With a Bell (One Act), and Six Poems
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,000. Language: English. Published: May 17, 2014. Categories: Plays » European / English, Irish, Scottish, Welsh, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Boy with a bell tries to warn a couple about the dangers ahead, or does he? Minimalist farce, one act. Royalty free.
Hilda - The House
Series: Hilda the Wicked Witch, Book 13. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 56,380. Language: English. Published: May 17, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Will life ever slow down for Hilda and William? As soon as things seem to become normal there's a visitor knocking on their door. A visitor with a call for help, but as blood is thicker than water, our magical couple can't say no of course. Baba Yaga joins in on the fun as well, but when her past catches up with her, there are some tense and smelly moments!
An Eagle Soars: One Man's Journey to Baldness
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 41,120. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2014 by Post Hill Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Personal Growth / General
An Eagle Soars: One Man’s Journey to Baldness is a hilarious account of Turney Hall’s experience with, and musings on the scientific, psychological, religious, romantic, and legal aspects of male pattern baldness as he learns to accept his hair loss with the help of an imaginary dinner with Larry David and Andre Agassi, a dusty Bible, and a chance encounter with a bottle of Jim Beam and a fat lady
Broken Protocols
Series: Charmin Marvin Romantic Comedy. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 46,060. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Time travel, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is NOVELLA series and books 2 & 3 are out! Dani's been through a year of hell... Just as it's getting better, she’s tossed forward through time with her orange Persian cat, Charmin Marvin, clutched in her arms. They're dropped into a few centuries into the future. There’s nothing she can do to stop it, and it’s impossible to go back. And then it gets worse
On The Road (again)
Series: The Girls, Book 3. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 46,400. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
Adeline is looking forward to her youngest daughter coming home, Anna is enjoying her newfound detecting skills and Carolyn is worried sick. The girls work together to solve the mystery of Pickles and Momma as they get to know more about Adeline’s family.