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The Dog's Philosopher - Abandoned
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,090. Language: Australian English. Published: October 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Inspirational, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It can be devastating when a man you have been sharing your life and the same house with for 25 years leaves without a hint of regret. And often, a young woman is the cause. But, things aren’t always what they seem. Don’t miss this next installment in The Dog’s Philosopher series.
A Sunday Market Seller
Price: Free! Words: 3,200. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Cultural & ethnic themes » Cultural interest, general
(5.00 from 1 review)
From the second collection of 17 stories in My Other Shorts & Formal Tales. A Sunday country market is livened up by a gate-crashing, old lady. A fiercely independent migrant, Polish WW2 survivor from out of town. She wants to set up to sell a range of memorabilia, home cooking and sweets. Immediately charming the regular stall-holders with stories and skills. She has other skills; unrevealed.
Brick Brannigan is Knee-Deep in Peril!
Series: Brick Brannigan, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 51,170. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
All right, so apparently in 1935, a few people wanted to destroy the world (only after conquering it, of course). Thankfully for us, dear reader, we have great men and women like Brick Brannigan (the Professor) and Dr. Liliana Halifax (the real brains of the operation) to try and keep this world spinning. Ancient relics, mythology, dastardly villains, secret societies... you name it, we got it!
Da Vinci's Rolling Pin
Series: Douglas T. Vale's Short Stories, Book 83. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,280. Language: American English. Published: October 26, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Psychological
A seeker delves into an unknown part of history involving Da Vinci and a special rolling pin, and the modern conspiracies that obscure it. A humorous contemporary fantasy short story.
Srebrenica Massacre: a Dutch fairy story
Price: Free! Words: 3,630. Language: English. Published: October 26, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Srebrenica Massacre: a fairy story for grown-ups based on the official Dutch army report on the Srebrenica massacre. When the killer lambs’ supply of soft tissue toilet paper runs out, the outlook for the goats is ominous as the Big Bad Wolf closes in.
Grad School Daydreams: A Short Story
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 600. Language: English. Published: October 26, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A whimsical story, set at a Southern California university, about a grad school student who daydreams and pines for a beautifully exotic woman sitting next to him in class.
Checkered Scissors
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 106,960. Language: English. Published: October 26, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
When his life in the real world is stolen, Ed must traverse the bizarre world of his imagination to find the Checkered Scissors. Unfortunately, the owner of the Scissors has lost them when he stumbled into the real world. Together, they must find the Scissors before the sinister Mr. Pinkerton, a mad scientist who hates Ed and everything about him.
The Story of the Mimosa
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 104,010. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is the story of the Mimosa, a black sailing ship (with red sails) that travels through space, and boldly appears where no space-faring, black sailing ship has appeared before, regardless of the colour of its sails.
Too Good to be Truman
Series: The Truman Files. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 64,600. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When unemployed crime reporter Harry Truman gets a note from a local mission thanking him for his generous contribution–to the tune of a half million dollars–he’s reasonably certain he had nothing to do with it. Now, Truman has got to figure out who stuck him with this halo if he doesn’t want to get fitted with prison stripes–or a harp and wings…
Gods and Heroes
Price: Free! Words: 51,740. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2013 by Hercules Bantas. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The Mad God Monos, who insists people eat meat only on Wednesdays and have relations only during the full moon, had mustered an army and was poised to invade Helvenica. The people of Helvenica needed a hero, a brave warrior to defend their right to eat meat and relate whenever they pleased. What they got was Fotio, a reluctant hero with a bad attitude towards religion and a tendency to daydream.
South Of The Border Inc.
Price: $3.50 USD. Words: 76,700. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Adventure » Men’s adventure
Upsetting dangerous people, Vic had to disappear. After the break up of the Soviet Union new countries appeared. For a hideaway one was perfect. But not necessarily peacefull.
It's Called Helping...You're Welcome
Price: Free! Words: 43,460. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Personal Growth / General
It started out as a desperate cry for attention and grew into an online cathartic therapy session on the World Wide Web. IT’S CALLED HELPING…YOU’RE WELCOME is a compilation of posts from a blog (don’t stop reading) I kept for a couple of years with a sprinkling of notes and articles that I wrote on various topics related to the human experience.
When Vampires and Ninjas Collide
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 13,200. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Working as the housekeeper for a grouchy, occasionally-murderous vampire might be exotic, but Deidre feels nothing but plain, especially when a new girl moves in across the street. Bellasandra has everything that Deidre does not. When an identity mistake forces Deidre to spend a night in Bellasandra's shoes (and very tiny clothes), Deidre may just come to appreciate the benefits of a boring life.
The Goatman
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 105,150. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In the summer of 1983, a young teen named Danny Brent and his two best friends share a chilling adventure that bonds them together well into adulthood. Now, for the first time in almost thirty years, Danny is sharing his secret about what really happene
The October Pumpkin Spice Everything Phenomenon
Series: The Adventures of Agent Diamond and Charming Guy. Price: Free! Words: 3,610. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.50 from 2 reviews)
"The October Pumpkin Spice Everything Phenomenon" is a whimsical short story chronicling some of the adventures of Canadian super spies Agent Diamond and Charming Guy. If you've ever been tired of, or bemused by, the seemingly never-ending stream of pumpkin-themed products that enter stores every October, this story is for you.
Jimi Hendrix Turns Eighty
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 88,430. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2013 and represented by SterlingLordLit. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It's 2023, and Guy Fontaine is an unwilling new resident at Mission Pescadero, an assisted-living facility outside San Francisco. It doesn't take him long to realize that his fellow residents have reverted to the lifestyles they embraced in the sixties, complete with sex, drugs, and rock and roll (with a little Viagra thrown in for good measure).
Punk Rock Nursing Home
Price: $3.50 USD. Words: 27,910. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Mashups
Punk's not dead yet! Every year, on the anniversary of the death of hated 1980s prime minister Margaret Thatcher, the elderly residents of State Retirement Home SY-379 hold a festival of celebration. Balloons and bunting go up, raucous punk music is played, memories are relived by those who still have all their faculties, and a good time is had by all.
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 44,880. Language: English. Published: October 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
In this send-up of classic horror movies, a small-town cop teams up with a beautiful scientist and her absent-minded mentor to combat a group of man-eating plant creatures called Creepers.
When Getting Out Of Bed Is A Bad Idea
Price: Free! Words: 2,150. Language: English (South African dialect). Published: October 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.50 from 2 reviews)
When you get out of bed in the morning and fall flat on your face - get back into bed. As Cynthia will tell's the safest place to be!
Dark Moonlighting 3: Live Free or Dark Moonlighting Hard
Series: Dark Moonlighting, Book 3. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 72,570. Language: English. Published: October 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Nick Whittier, the lovable vampire who has murdered over 30,000 people, returns to take on a new job. He teams up with a sexy Israeli spy to take on the most evil vampire who has ever lived in this third book in the humorous series.