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The Waitress, the Whiskey & the Handcuffs - Part 1 of The Ruby Chronicles
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 12,330. Language: English. Published: November 12, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When her crude and offensive employer plays an embarrassing prank on her, Ruby Daniel gets revenge with the help of her mother, whose devious tactics and unrestrained glee in the details of retaliation leave Ruby in awe, and a little fearful of the woman who raised her.
Doctor Nah
Series: The Little Sistah yarns. Price: Free! Words: 6,040. Language: English. Published: November 12, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Free! Doctor Nah bridges the gap between Mannion’s novella The Little Sistah (also available on Smashwords) and its inevitable sequel. A search for a missing cat leads to a vicious drug dealer who kills kitties for pleasure. There’s plenty of noir humor, yet it’s also a heartwarming holiday confection. Don’t expect It’s a Wonderful Life, however. It’s never a wonderful life in the ghetto.
Donner's Green Christmas
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,130. Language: English. Published: November 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Frosty’s envy of Santa has taken him over the edge. He’s hired a mascot from another holiday to take the fat man down, and it’s up to Donner to put a stop to it before Christmas village turns into a war zone!
Trojan Playroom
Price: $3.50 USD. Words: 10,890. Language: English. Published: November 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Four teenagers sneak into a children's playroom at night and try to get the dolls and teddybears to appear alive, as one of the friends used to be able to do when he was young.
Sweet Hornets
Price: $3.50 USD. Words: 37,380. Language: English. Published: November 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
All the characters in this story are the usual sterotypes such as one might have seen in the horror films.
Robot Rebel
Price: $3.50 USD. Words: 34,770. Language: English. Published: November 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Can you imagine a human baby born in a Robot world? Well, Mr. Clay could. This book you can't resist. It is a true adventure story that happened in the year 3006, and tells what happened when this real baby grows up and the computer finds out that he's not a robot like everybody else.
Little Red Cloud and the Americans
Price: $3.50 USD. Words: 71,700. Language: English. Published: November 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Here is a story with humour, about a Native American Tribe living at a time in America during the rush to the West, and the take over of land from the white settlers.
Nebmahket: Self-Styled King Of The Nile Is King Of The Vile
You set the price! Words: 2,520. Language: English. Published: November 10, 2014 by Darkwater Syndicate, Inc.. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(2.00 from 1 review)
Egyptologists unlock a three thousand year old mystery when they unearth a tablet identifying Nebmahket, the forgotten son of Pharaoh Ramesses II. They soon learn why the ancient Egyptians were quick to cover up Nebmahket’s existence – the angry young man ate nine babies in his lifetime, two of which were his own children.
El Candímetro Is In Braille
You set the price! Words: 3,060. Language: English. Published: November 10, 2014 by Darkwater Syndicate, Inc.. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(2.00 from 2 reviews)
I got a jury summons for my eighteenth birthday, thanks to the dual misfortunes of having survived that long and not having committed any felonies along the way. Growing up in Miami in the eighties, it was something of a perfect storm.
Eight Mouths Of Horror: 8 Terrifying Tales
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 29,220. Language: English. Published: November 10, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This collection of short stories by Claudia D. Zawa includes: Vampire Lesbian Train, Vampire Love Farm, Suicide Love Vampires, Vampire Hunter In Love, Killer Judge, Chocolate Vampire Santa, Billionaire Werewolf Farm, and Zombie OBGYN. Warning: These stories are so frightening, you just might vomit your guts out and die. They're that scary. Parental supervision is advised.
Horrorcifica: 4 Terrifying Tales
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 15,010. Language: English. Published: November 10, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This collection of short stories by Claudia D. Zawa includes: Killer Judge, Chocolate Vampire Santa, Billionaire Werewolf Farm, and Zombie OBGYN. Warning: These stories are so frightening, you just might vomit your guts out and die. Or in the very least find yourself with a mild headache. They're that scary. Parental supervision is advised. Includes a sample from Vampire Lesbian Train.
Twelve Days To Christmas
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 59,640. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Rosanne, Dorrie, Ethel and Charmaine are four Seniors – friends – each battling with their own problems. Why shouldn’t they battle together? The ditzy, loveable, oldies face their first Christmas challenge together, with every one of the twelve days before Christmas causing hilarious situations to be dealt with in their inimitable down-to-earth style...
Suicide Love Vampires
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,420. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Horror » General
(The non-sensual version of the short story Suicide Jump Vampires.) Two vampires escape from a military experiment and prove their love for each other by jumping off a building. Warning: This story is so frightening, you just might vomit your guts out and die. Or in the very least find yourself with a mild headache. It's that scary. Parental supervision is advised.
Shammoo of the North
Price: $3.50 USD. Words: 273,100. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
This is the story of a carefree young polar bear who leaves his native lands to seek a new life for himself in remote B'gandia, aka the lucky paddock. There, he makes the acquaintance of a succession of individuals and personalities that lead him to question whether his adopted homeland is indeed deserving of its cheerful sobriquet.
What Are Friends For?
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 18,330. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Rosanne, Dorrie, Ethel and Charmaine are four Seniors – friends – each battling with their own problems. Why shouldn’t they battle together? A humorous introduction to four ditzy, loveable, oldies…
Cthulhu Unbound
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,200. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Occult, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
In this humorous take on H. P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu mythos, a high school boy conjures the dreaded Elder God.
¿Sin trabajo? Pues me caso - ¿No job? ¡Then I'm getting married!
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 85,140. Language: Spanish. Published: November 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Un grupo de desempleados es capaz de alcanzar los más desbordantes extremos de locura colectiva cuando se los presiona hasta el límite. Si ya no tienes nada que perder, ¿hasta dónde estarías dispuesto a llegar?¿Podría ser el matrimonio con un marido bien forrado la solución a todos tus problemas financieros? ¿Las casadas son más listas? En los confines del paro todo es posible.
Vespasian and the Blood Suckers
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 40,990. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
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"I'm overdue, Joe." With those fateful words, my man's night off went flyin' straight into the toilet bowl. Vespasian Jones is the only guy I know who could rack up fifty cold, hard American dollars of library fines. He's also the only guy I know who would run around town at midnight in a costume helmet. And I didn't even mention the blood-suckin' worms. Yeesh.
Putting the Romance Back into Necromancy
Price: Free! Words: 3,990. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
Junior necromancer, Roger, and zombie sniffer, Cindy, from Mortimer’s School of Dark Arts come to the rescue in order to sing the dead back to sleep. When Roger’s plan backfires and he coughs loud enough to wake the dead, they conclude they need someone to rescue them! Can their blossoming romance survive a zombie uprising—and more importantly, will they survive? This is a humorous short story.
Keeping Up
Series: Hollywood Hotties, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 64,630. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2014 by Evatopia Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
Since the time she was in elementary school, Katie has wanted to be like beautiful, blonde Amanda Exeter, a woman she views with equal amounts of disdain and admiration. After years of hoping and wishing, Katie believes she has finally arrived. She and her husband, Rich, move into he same gated community as Amanda, but “keeping up” is harder than they ever imagined.