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The Dating Adventures of Crazy Larry
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,340. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Boy meets girl...meets llama? Yes, you read that right. Be prepared to laugh yourself silly! : )
Post-Apocalyptic TP Blues
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Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. You set the price! Words: 2,020. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Post-Apocalyptic TP Blues is the tale of a not particularly likeable fellow named Norman Joyner. A doomcryer from birth- Norman gets his wish when 94% of the population dies of the flu. When the dust clears- Norman has a plan to rule what remains of America- one little white square of TP at a time.
Io, Gesù e Adam Ant
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 15,280. Language: Italian. Published: September 18, 2012 by Quelli di ZEd. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Reflussi di coscienza, comunicazioni di servizio e disagi mentali di un over 40 con il nome da star.
The Battle Of The Ex(s)- A tale of confusion
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 880. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(2.00 from 1 review)
A Japanese couple named Eccs and Whai decides they want to spend their Honeymoon in China. Neither of the two nations is good at English. Yet, that is only mode of communication they have. To add to their problems; they can’t wrap their heads around the Chinese names.
Nonagenarians
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Price: Free! Words: 2,770. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2012 by Fishcake Publications. Category: Fiction » Poetry » U.K. Poetry
Frank and Jessie Littlewood (and some of their friends) had a way of capturing the spirit of their generation in a charming prose that can’t help but raise a smile. This is but a small selection of pieces put together from works that were actually found written down, not only demonstrating the true entertainers they were, but also showing how much they loved one another and their many friends
Sole Survivarrrgh
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 4,140. Language: English. Published: September 17, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Reporter Holly Gooding's first major news story for Channel 8 News takes a turn for the weird when the guy she's sent to interview - the only person to survive a plane crash off the coast of Florida - happens to be a pirate.
The Earworm Inception
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 25,950. Language: English. Published: September 17, 2012. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
These mad stories make up the latest by Jon Konrath, a collection of 20 flash fiction narratives that cross between metafiction and experimental prose, telling grim and absurd fast-paced tales about Konrath's life in a twisted fashion.
Fistful of Pizza
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 28,860. Language: English. Published: September 17, 2012. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Bizarro tales of woe by Jon Konrath, author of Rumored to Exist. This metafictional collection of surrealist fiction is compiled from Konrath’s long-running web site, The Wrath of Kon, and includes “My Friend, The Jihadist”, and nine other pieces of gonzo fiction written from a grim and twisted point of view.
Virtually Yours
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Price: Free! Words: 1,600. Language: English. Published: September 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
Love can turn one into an ass. An ass I have surely been. This is my confessional story about the pathological state I have been in for the past few years. Most people would refer to this state as "Love". I prefer to call it assness; if not, utter madness.
Death Valley Scotty
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 41,520. Language: English. Published: September 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Historical » USA
Around the beginning of the 20th Century, Walter E. Scott - Scotty to his friends - was passing through Death Valley, California, when he happened upon a dead man. Beside the corpse was a dog dying of thirst, and in the man's pocket was a piece of rock glittering with pure gold ... So begins one of the most endearing tales to come out of the American West.
The Woolly Murders
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 52,390. Language: English. Published: September 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Traditional British
(5.00 from 1 review)
Detective Inspector Mike Malone finds that he must keep all his wits about him when a very odd crime wave hits the litte Lincolnshire town that he has recently moved to for a bit of peace and quiet. With his trusty DS by his side, he wades through wool and blood to find the mastermind behind these dreadful acts. This is the first of a series of tongue-in-cheek crime mysteries.
Bollywood Extras
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 69,240. Language: English. Published: September 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Drama » Asian
(4.90 from 20 reviews)
"Bollywood Extras" is like "Lolita" meets "The Day of the Locust", but set in contemporary India not America and staged against a backdrop of rabid religious terrorism. Written with the uniquely black, comedic, literary flair Dr Starrs is renown for, this, his 3rd novel, boldly captures the feel of Mumbai and the small-time players in its big-time film industry, with style, humor and originality.
Mastodon Farm
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 17,120. Language: English. Published: September 15, 2012 by Grindhouse Press. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Outside: something resembling Godzilla attacks the city. At the party, 'Faith' by George Michael is playing and someone is telling you to consider changing apartments.
Finding Mount Guyot
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 153,660. Language: English. Published: September 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
A fast-paced, laugh-out-loud backpacking story about a whiskey-drinking, blue-collar kid from the flatlands of Cleveland, Ohio who gets it into his head that he wants to be a mountain man. Starting in 1977, this book follows Johnny Rez and a quirky cast of companions through fourteen rollicking adventures in the Great Smoky Mountains and Gatlinburg, Tennessee. Laughs, action, and romance.
Crackers
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 11,560. Language: English. Published: September 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Short story about four siblings, growing up in suburban Texas, circa 1960's and 70's.
Splig and Dint
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,680. Language: English. Published: September 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Commander Splig and Lt. Dint are two aliens with a mission: to sit on their ass and monitor Earth communications for five years. Their years of boredom and near lunacy come to a horrific end when confronted with a video showing their beloved space navy hero Yablo Dan dissected by human beings. Splig and Dint set aside their differences and plan their revenge.
Gazza's Lament
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Series: Theatre Mystery. Price: Free! Words: 2,180. Language: English. Published: September 14, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.00 from 1 review)
A theatre short - very short at barely 2000 words, so don't expect War & Peace! Gazza is Head of Lighting at a small provincial theatre and just wants to be left alone to do his job, not drawn into touchy-feely socialising by a visiting director who forbids swearing. This short is to lure you into the Regent Theatre where you can meet the characters and feel at home in the setting. Come on in!
Lili Florette, Chef Extraordinaire (A Romantic Comedy)
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 41,500. Language: English. Published: September 14, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » General
What does a married couple do when they don’t have time to cook? They hire a personal chef. They hire Lili. They hire Lili Florette, Chef Extraordinaire.
Amelia Pillar's Etiquette for the Space Traveler
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,570. Language: English. Published: September 14, 2012 by WMG Publishing. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
As you prepare to embark on your yearlong space cruise, this excerpt from Amelia Pillar’s popular Etiquette for the Space Traveler will provide you with the skills you need to make your trip enjoyable for you and your fellow travelers. Includes complete bonus story, "Dunyon."
David & Suzanne's Big Frickin' Canadian Motorcycle Adventure
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 132,530. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
The trip began innocently enough. All they wanted was a simple, week-long vacation to celebrate their new freedom. How hard could that be? Armed with poor planning, poor judgment, laughter, love, and an optimism usually reserved for the perilously insane, our daring duo cast caution to the wind and headed straight into the heart of the deepest, darkest continent known to man: Canada.