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Tilly Auriel, Chef de Cuisine (A Romantic Comedy)
By James Piper
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 41,500. Language: English. Published: July 25, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Kendra and James just got married. Kendra hires Tilly as their personal chef. Their lives will never be the same.
Zombabes
By Dante Long
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 17,240. Language: English. Published: July 25, 2012. Category: Fiction » Adventure » General
Flash Styles is a famous fashion designer.His main motivation in life is money and respect.Flash is on top of his game and plans to make an impact at the Vanity in the Valley Fashion Show,the biggest fashion event of the year.Just when he thinks everything is in order,death pays his models an unexpected visit,which leaves Flash a few days to think of a solution.
'God' on Trial
By Austin Torney
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,120. Language: English. Published: July 25, 2012. Category: Fiction » Inspirational
A comedic courtroom drama in which 'God' is tried for crimes against humanity.
I Accidentally Ate The Whole Thing
By Hans Brouwer
Price: Free! Words: 490. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(2.00 from 1 review)
This story was written for a contest, had to be less than 500 words and had to start with the first sentence. An absurd conversation between two men about.. yeah, about what, actually? EDIT: Changed how the dialogue was presented(bold and italics), because it gave too much trouble to advance to premium. Edited two words.
Breaking the Routine
By Taylor Lowe
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 68,740. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » General
0.5 star(3.60 from 5 reviews)
Twenty-six years old Samantha Peters has been a good girl, never broke the rules, never did anything crazy, and never stood out in any way. Her best friend conviences her to go to New York for the weekend, where she has her first one night stand. No big deal, right? No one back home would ever know and she'd never see him again...right?
Thicke & Thin
By Douglas Kimball
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 51,190. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2012. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Thicke & Thin is a darkly comic novel about friendship and sacrifice. Within the frenetic world of an upstart public company, executive titles often mask an underlying incompetence and corruption. Amid the struggle, a burnt out CFO is faced with making the ultimate choice: resign in disgrace or watch his friend be sacked. Courage and loyalty were never his strong suits. How will he choose?
Nice Weather We're Having Today
By S. A. Barton
Price: Free! Words: 880. Language: English. Published: July 23, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
0.5 star(4.60 from 5 reviews)
A small-town mayor and a drifter with an odd object in his pocket have a little chat about the dry summer. 'Nice Weather' is flash fiction, under 1000 words.
Tripe and Spanish onions
By Geoff Sadler
Price: $4.95 USD. Words: 51,540. Language: English. Published: July 23, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
John and Anne Hammond have burnt their boats and bought a run-down cottage in southern Spain. Henceforth life will be one round of perpetual sunshine and cheap booze. But the realities of everyday living intrude. Their encounters with Spanish builders, bureaucracy, dodgy odd-job men and their attempts to integrate into their new mode of life are frustratingly humourous.
Every Hole Is The 19th Hole
By Bill Rayburn
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 6,670. Language: English. Published: July 23, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A run-of-the-mill professional golfer goes up against Tiger at Augusta, with mixed results.
The Planning Officers
By David Waine
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 69,870. Language: British English. Published: July 23, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Lift the roof off the Town Hall and take a wry look inside. Anna Maria Aitcheson and Dirc Starkey are so absorbed in their careers and each other that they never consider the community they are employed to serve. Follow them through one stormy day, which begins with glory beckoning, if they can only bundle one insignificant citizen out of the way first...
Zombie Apocalypse Serial #2
By Ivana E. Tyorbrains
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 34,910. Language: English. Published: July 22, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
(5.00 from 1 review)
All seems according to plan for Timothy Frye. His zombie plague is out in the world and spreading, the woman of his dreams is madly in love with him, and his childhood nemesis is dead. But when he returns to his compound after spreading the plague through South Texas, he finds an army of law enforcement waiting for him, and now is in danger of spending the apocalypse in a prison cell.
Mayhem on the Winterland Express
By Kathy Carmichael
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,230. Language: English. Published: July 22, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
0.5 star(3.50 from 2 reviews)
A Skullduggery Inn Short Story. A valuable necklace disappears, and Ashley must discover who-dun-it or the fundraiser to build a no-kill animal shelter will be terminated.
3 Shades of Mucky off-White Yorkshire Tales of Degradation and Lust
By MM Wake
Price: Free! Words: 1,450. Language: English. Published: July 22, 2012 by 5minutefiction.co.uk. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
The 5minutefiction.co.uk tribute to 50 shades of Grey. Enjoy x
Εντιμότης Μεταξύ Ληστών
By Alexis Kypridemos
Price: Free! Words: 710. Language: Greek. Published: July 22, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Δύο ληστές ανακαλύπτουν ότι το να ληστέψεις μία τράπεζα δεν είναι όσο εύκολο όσο φαίνεται.
Honor Among Thieves
By Alexis Kypridemos
Price: Free! Words: 690. Language: English. Published: July 22, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
0.75 star(2.75 from 4 reviews)
Two robbers discover that robbing a bank isn't as easy as it looks.
The Boot-e-Book: A novelty eBook dedicated to booty
By Goof E. Publications
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,040. Language: American English. Published: July 21, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
This novelty eBook takes a look at all the different shapes, sizes and variations of back sides... or in other words “bootys”. All depictions are humorously illustrated in a satirical fashion and accompanied by funny descriptions to keep you laughing the whole way through. "The Boot-e-Book: A novelty eBook dedicated to booty" will be sure to tickle your digital funny bone.
Dropped Connection
By Jonathan Carreau
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,950. Language: American English. Published: July 21, 2012. Category: Fiction » Literature » Drama
A young man named Robert enjoys using the world wide web. Like many of his generation, he grew up knowing the internet. Most of his friends are people he has never seen face-to-face. His closest friend is a girl whose true name he does not know. He values his time with his online companions, and would not know what to do if his ties to them were to be suddenly cut off.
The Jesus Christ Show
By Louis Shalako
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,540. Language: English. Published: July 21, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Jesus Christ has his own late-night talk show, where the emphasis is on fun and truthiness. Tonight's guests include The Magnificent Louis, author of 'De-Bunking the Sasquatch Myth,' as well as Chinese acrobats and a girl who can climb into a pickle jar. A short story.
Il Saggio di Pianoforte
By Marina Joffreau
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,130. Language: Italian. Published: July 21, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Un marito e una moglie narcisisti nutrono l'ambizione di avere un figlio pianista da esibire nei salotti.
Man's Best Friend
By Blair MacGregor
Price: Free! Words: 3,190. Language: English. Published: July 21, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
All Jason wants is someone to watch the kids until his wife gets home. The new nanny--her protective instincts honed with canine genes--seems the perfect solution. But the honing is more than Jason can handle, and he's about to lose his family to a new Alpha.