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Northern Bites, a.k.a. Canada Sucks: A Very Short Vampire Story
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Price: Free! Words: 1,560. Language: English. Published: March 30, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.67 from 3 reviews)
There's a reason vampire stories don't usually take place in Canada.
Fat Vampire
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Price: Free! Words: 46,300. Language: English. Published: March 30, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
When overweight salesman Reginald Baskin meets a co-worker who doesn't make fun of him, it's just bad luck that Maurice turns out to be a two thousand-year-old vampire. And when Maurice turns Reginald to save his life, it's just more bad luck that he wakes up to find he's become the slowest, weakest, most out-of-shape vampire ever born, doomed to "heal" to his corpulent self for all of eternity.
Bass Instinct
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Price: $3.01 USD. Words: 53,380. Language: English. Published: March 30, 2013. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
Dai the Drinking Dragon has been kidnapped by the Dark Lord for nefarious purposes. But without their bass player, The Banned Underground are in trouble with their record label. Can Freya, the renegade bass player distract the boys from the 'Search For Dai' while the Dark Lord's evil schemes come to fruition?
Masterpiece
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Price: Free! Words: 5,150. Language: English. Published: March 30, 2013. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » General
A short story. Love is expected to last but, when relationships break down, each person has their own way of hurting, and their own way of redressing the balance, sometimes through reparation, and sometimes through reprisal.
In the Mouth of the Bear
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,960. Language: British English. Published: March 30, 2013. Category: Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » European
Young men with too much money and not enough sense in Cold War Berlin.
The Davina Code
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 65,420. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2013. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
(4.75 from 4 reviews)
Jack Miller inherited a house. He also inherited a tenant. She's sexy, mysterious and obviously up to no good. The last thing ex-cop Jack wants is a criminal in his life - no matter how funny and entertaining she may be. With two weeks to crack the Davina code, Jack sets about solving the mystery of Davina's strange behaviour. He has to get her out of his house - before she creeps into his heart.
Stew And Candlelight
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,050. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
If you can't beat'em, pretend to join'em. But not everybody falls for that. Who has the last laugh?
W. B. Yeats and the Secret Masters of the World
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 100,260. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2013. Category: Fiction » Romance » Fantasy
In the twilight of the Victorian age an ancient enemy appears. Only William Yeats, poet and magician, can save his people and the woman he loves.
Future Historians Look Back
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 570. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
A gathering of toddlers debates current trends in history and the arts. This short story first appeared in Toasted Cheese Literary Journal in Volume 12, Issue 2, June 2012.
I.T. Confidential, A Humorous Look at Work Life through the Eyes of an Info Tech Insider
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Price: $9.95 USD. Words: 23,440. Language: English. Published: March 28, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
What happens when heavily medicated, disorganized, and generally weird people are forced to work together? Welcome to the cubicle-infested world of Information Technology. Rahm takes us on a tour of corporate malaise, rampant confusion, dinner-plate-sized chocolate chip cookies, and lousy box lunches.
Seven And Six
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Price: Free! Words: 240. Language: English. Published: March 28, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
This is a humorous book about married and co-habiting life, it is a candid account! and maybe you can identify with it. It was written by Rena Romanov, who lives in New York with her sister Gretchen and enjoys photography and walking her pet poodle, when she is not writing stories for you!!!
Hettford Witch Hunt: Easter Special
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Price: Free! Words: 6,010. Language: British English. Published: March 28, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Occult
(5.00 from 1 review)
"With subtle humor and a charming regional voice, James Rhodes cleverly crafts a story of vengeance, mystery and witchcraft. Deftly weaving the ordinary and supernatural Rhodes leads readers along a path strewn with dreary workaday details offset by exciting glimpses of an otherworld that threatens to destroy the safety of the mundane." Kirsten Imani Kasai; Ice Song, Tatoo, Private Pleasures
Il giorno in cui la signora Carlotta morì
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Price: $1.29 USD. Words: 3,260. Language: Italian. Published: March 28, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Un divertente racconto della serie Amblimblone, di Max Vergani.
Ms America and the Mayhem in Miami
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Series: Beauty Queen Mysteries, Book 3. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 90,930. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
(Beauty Queen Mysteries #3) Happy Pennington can’t say no when hunky reality-show host Mario Suave asks her to step in as a last-minute judge for the Teen Princess of the Everglades beauty pageant. But in glittery Miami—the land of the tanned, the toned, and the treacherous—pageant preps screech to a dead halt when one of Happy's fellow judges is found strangled by a string bikini ...
Blue Eyes and Sweet Peach Pie
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Series: Blue Eyes and Red Hair, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,640. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
When Lorelai Simmons gets dumped on her 21st birthday, she thinks things can't get any worse. However, she soon finds herself stranded in a dodgy bar with no phone and no way home. Fed up, she decides to make the most of it and hopes her luck will turn around. So, with the help of the affectionately named Gold Tooth, Lorelai is now Sweet Peach and promised one hell of a birthday! Enter Blue Eyes!
The Accidental Terrorist
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 77,080. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Judge Saxon is a 19-year-old disgruntled terrorist who can't escape from the violent cell his father enlisted him in. When the leader claims that God has chosen Judge to set off a nuke in a crowded city, Judge sees his chance for freedom. With the bomb in his backpack, Judge begins a life as a roadie for a rock band. When his past catches up to him, Judge learns how hard it is to escape his past.
Vermont Wild Adventures of Fish & Game Wardens Volume Three
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Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 54,610. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Hilarious true Vermont game warden stories of a cagey cougar, battlin’ beavers, wily woodchuck, jinxed snowmobile, hapless poachers, legendary warden, Red Hooper, and his dog, Smokey, and many more. Anyone of any age who enjoys reading or listening to well-written outdoor stories will love Volume Three of the adventures of fish & game wardens.
Trader Among the Flock
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Series: The Traders, Book 2. You set the price! Words: 47,540. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
“Trader among the Flock” is a sequel to “The Traders,” wherein Ivan Schmidt, a disbarred attorney, has his real estate license revoked, then convinces a group of fellow real estate exchangers to open their meetings to non-licensed owners. Each member of the group has his own agenda for agreeing with Ivan, and some are motivated by a fear of what Ivan might do if they don’t go along with him.
Maria Stella non lo deve sapere!
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Price: $10.79 USD. Words: 13,850. Language: Italian. Published: March 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Il ritratto sarcastico e realistico di una certa “malascuola”, a cui la recente riforma ha soltanto dato il “colpo di grazia”, emerge attraverso la narrazione delle tappe salienti di un anno scolastico in un liceo di provincia del centro Italia. Se la vicenda non propone la narrazione di fatti di rilevanza eccezionale, offre invece una prospettiva del tutto nuova dalla quale osservare eventi...
Vermont Wild - More Adventures of Fish & Game Wardens Vol Two
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Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 48,510. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Hilarious true Vermont game warden stories of a goose hunt run afoul, deer jacker disasters, barbed wire blunders, tricking a trapper, a dog named Satan and many, many more. Anyone of any age who enjoys reading or listening to well-written outdoor stories will love this book. Stories include: Stowe Turkey, 4WD, Track Star, Search Warrant, Havin’ Her Say, Satan Series & more.