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Have a Nice Day: TICKLING COCKTAIL (Revised)
You set the price! Words: 7,570. Language: English. Published: July 23, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Sameness is the source of the disturbance and murk. Pain and frustration are created by monotony. As a disclamer, I am not creating any excitement of writing this volume. I'm laughing at the fact, myself as an author. Here’s the script to amuse you with glittering. I wielded, to laugh loudly through the whole platter, and request readers… please refrain to put it in tears! hey, hey, hey, hey!
Have a Nice Day with TICKLING COCKTAIL
You set the price! Words: 7,570. Language: English. Published: July 23, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Sameness is the source of the disturbance and murk. Pain and frustration are created by monotony. This fiction story: I took years during my prolong banishment as part of amusement. As a disclaimer, I am not creating any excitement of writing this volume. I'm laughing at the fact, myself as an author. Here’s the script to amuse you with glittering.
Reporting from a Small Town
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 55,600. Language: English. Published: July 22, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
What is happening in the town of Zipperfinch Lake? Reporter Carl Croshatch issued these reports that were initially published in his local newspaper outlining the misadventures of the quirky residents of the town. Sometimes he investigates the veracity of the news he reports but checking the facts isn't a top priority.
Misbehavior & Forgiveness: The Whole M/F Story of the Here and Hereafter
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 84,010. Language: English. Published: July 22, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A humorous look at heaven and earth in which three unlikely characters learn to give and take, experiencing life and loss with each other. Rhinestone Hornbuckle, a slick carny who could easily have lost out on real love, finds that Wiletta Kesselschmeck touches him. Wiletta's cranky grandmother dies of "taffy-cide" and tries in vain to "off" Rhinestone from heaven to protect her granddaughter.
Shaving Mr. Jacobs - Episode 2 : Applying Lather
Series: Shaving Mr. Jacobs, episode 2 : Applying Lather. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 460. Language: English. Published: July 22, 2014 by Steve Campbell. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Johnny and Rebecca set out to try their first attempt on achieving the impossible....Shaving Mr. Jacobs
Anica Storm & The Wand Of Time (Part 3 of 4)
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 25,940. Language: English. Published: July 21, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Part 3 of Anica Storm & The Wand of Time is one of the tensest books yet! Anica & Marcel find themselves in the middle of an invasion that is not what it seems. Screaming Shadows are attacking castle Alveydor, killing anyone who gets in their way, but with the help of her companions, Anica discovers the true reason why they are attacking... but will it be too late?
Damned Lies!
Price: Free! Words: 92,170. Language: American English. Published: July 21, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Damned Lies is the true story of things that never happened. It is a fictional memoir of fantastic events. It is a chronicle of self-cloning, of adventure, of magic, of bare-fisted hobo boxing tournaments, of zombies, and more. It's a cautionary tale of just why cloning yourself is a really terrible idea.
Twisting The Night Away
Price: Free! Words: 5,360. Language: British English. Published: July 21, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(Short story – 5,000 words approx.) What could be a better way of getting an ex-girlfriend back than a magic carpet ride through the night to a romantic evening together in some alternate dimension? That is, providing you can find something to do with the extraneous duck.
Unlimited Class
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,220. Language: English. Published: July 21, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Eleven-year-old Marnie Sandburg likes to make really complicated things. She's building a soap box derby racer, but she has to hide most of her work because her parents don't know she's entered to race in the Unlimited Class. Marnie's got lots of secret gizmos for her racer, including an artificial inertia generator. And now her Mom has told her she has to accept the help of an assistant . . .
Rudy's Rock
Series: The Adventures of Buck Stardust, Book 6. Price: Free! Words: 4,670. Language: English. Published: July 20, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Fans of Bill Haley and the Comets may be disappointed to learn he and his band do not appear anywhere in this story. It does however feature Buck Stardust, a scantily clad damsel in distress, and some creepy flesh-eating caterpillars. That and the Philippines only mountain ski lodge. So please enjoy.
Vandal Eyes
Price: Free! Words: 7,790. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
You've seen them everywhere. Those little plastic googly eyes that turn everyday objects into adorable faces. Maybe you've seen them stuck to a poster, turning a regular photograph into an amusing parody of itself, but all this time, I bet you never suspected the sinister history of this simple folk art stable. Now the true story can be told. It's a tale of friendship, crafting supplies…and murder
A Carriage In The Rain
Price: Free! Words: 1,550. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Ghost, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Eric prefers listening to the patter of rainfall in Tacoma just about any day, except for when it brings unexpected visitors to his doorstep. Welcome Top Hat.
The Anarchist (...Or About How Everything I Own Is Covered In A Fine Red Dust)
Price: Free! Words: 14,890. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A short story about idealism and its literal implications.
Bee Keeping for Cats
Price: $2.99 USD. (Free!) Words: 28,610. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Survival Stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Under the soft fur of every domestic cat beats the heart of a killer and if you think your cat is an exception, think again! Do you know what it gets up to when out on the prowl? Or what it is planning as it lies on your lap, eyes closed purring in ecstasy? All cats are killers! This confession by a lovable tabby takes you humorously and chillingly into the evil machinations of the feline mind!
The Non-Sense Boy and His Somewhat Unusual Sister
Price: $6.60 USD. Words: 92,930. Language: British English. Published: July 19, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
As the planet Earth threatens to rip itself asunder, Julian may be the only person who can save it. On his journey towards Armageddon, Jules picks up an assemblage of peculiar cronies: Psychiatrists and mad scientists who collude and collide, interfering parents of the uncommon variety, outstanding friends and above all, the fabulous Tallulah, a most glorious (and somewhat unusual) sister.
Witches and Bandits and Swords (Oh My)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 21,540. Language: British English. Published: July 19, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The plan had seemed so simple back home; a sea voyage to trade spices with a distant land promised great fortunes for you and your friends. However, a vessel flying a pirate standard had other ideas. Now that you find yourself waking up alone in a strange forest, it's time to quickly take control of the situation and make the decisions necessary to get back what's yours before it's too late.
Shaving Mr. Jacobs - Episode 1
Series: Shaving Mr. Jacobs, Episode 1. Price: Free! Words: 400. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2014 by Steve Campbell. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Beard is what Mr. Jacobs considered a symbol for prosperity...unfortunately his daughter's love had some problem with that:) The start of romantic comedy where the hero and heroine get introduced to Mr. Jacobs.
Confessions Of The Sausage Queen
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 88,090. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2014 by Champagne Books. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
One woman’s comedic rise from Garden Hat Girl to Sausage Queen.
Sacred Wind: The Appendices
Price: Free! Words: 6,490. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
For those who wish to know more about some of the history of Sacred Wind world, this book of appendices includes: Appendix 1 – A Quick Guide to Quantum Computing, Appendix 2 – The Bi-Millennial Deity Conference, Appendix 3 – The Frothy Ale Tsunami of ‘87, and Appendix 4 – History of the Cestrian Music Tournament. May Odin bless your wind for reading...
Sacred Wind: Book 3
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 42,580. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Welcome to the world of Sacred Wind, a tale set in an alternative reality, featuring conscious curries, headbanging sheep, telepathic cats, magic cheese, an evil Baron, some very sexy faeries, and a Welsh Viking Flatulence Rock band….