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The Diary of Samuel Pope
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You set the price! Words: 1,760. Language: English. Published: August 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Family / Siblings
A story about a boy and is discovery of autism, samuel pope has been given a week to do his homework - a diary! In that time he meets Luke, an autistic boy. What will Luke find out about autism? A sweet tale that has the critics raving!!
Under Contract
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Price: Free! Words: 5,800. Language: English. Published: August 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
"Traditional publishing ruined my life!" Many writers tell tales of the horrors of writing for a traditional book publisher. None are quite like Under Contract. It’s a tale that never needed to be told, probably shouldn’t have been told, yet against all legal advice, common sense, and wisdom, has now been told. So, did Craig Hansen survive a secret past as a contract writer? You decide.
50 Best Jokes Ever
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Price: Free! Words: 640. Language: English. Published: August 8, 2012 by Quikees. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.67 from 9 reviews)
Love jokes? Here's 50 of the best! All your favorites including the best "Yo Mama" jokes, "Knock, Knock" jokes and more ...
Six Funny Scary Stories of Three Girls (Children's Books)
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 14,390. Language: English. Published: August 8, 2012 by Random Press. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Short Stories
This book is composed of six stories about three schoolgirls. These stories are very funny and somewhat scary at the same time. The author of the book is a 9-year-old girl, who is gifted with story telling and writing.
Constitutional Ban on Divorce - An Adult Fairy Tale
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You set the price! Words: 18,740. Language: English. Published: August 7, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The plan to ban divorce struck fear into the hearts of the conservative right. God forbid someone put the institution of marriage at risk, the institution with a 50% failure rate.
Mr. Zombie Gets Hired: A Funny Story
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,110. Language: English. Published: August 7, 2012 by EDUBook LDA. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Monsters
Have you ever wondered how Mr. Zombie would act while searching for a job? What do you thing he would do to convince the job interviewers that he was the best choice for the company? Find out and have a good time! (This is part of a trilogy, Mr. Werewolf/Poltergeist/Vampire Gets Hired is also available)
The Von Barkingham Method of Time Travel
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Price: Free! Words: 1,830. Language: English. Published: August 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
In the future ... well, you already know this (or will), assuming you lived (or will live) through the horror, the misery, the nightmare that was (or is) (or will be) the Von Barkingham method of time travel. May God have mercy on our souls.
Put It In First
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 50,400. Language: English. Published: August 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
Gracie Peyton’s list of problems keeps growing. Her father just had a heart attack and she's now running his car dealership. Add in hapless Officer Mueller who’s trying to get promoted, a string of arsons and a little psychic vision problem and she’s got her hands full. When the fires get a little too close for comfort and the cop turns up the heat, can she manage it all without getting burned?
What's Love Got to Do With It?
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,560. Language: English. Published: August 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Short Stories
My daddy's family doesn't like that my momma's getting married so quickly after my daddy's death. They say she's just like the rest of the women in her family; that she can't live without a man. If they only knew... What's Love Got to Do With It? is a humorous short story (2,400 words in length).
Northanger Abbey and Angels and Dragons
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Series: Supernatural Jane Austen. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 96,660. Language: English. Published: August 6, 2012 by Norilana Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
From the critically-acclaimed author of MANSFIELD PARK AND MUMMIES... Dragons in the skies of Regency England! Gothic horrors collide with high satire in this elegant, hilarious, witty, insane, and unexpectedly romantic supernatural parody of Jane Austen's classic novel.
Somebody is Killing the Trophy Wives of Beverly Hills
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 65,120. Language: English. Published: August 6, 2012 by Rob Preece. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
In Beverly Hills, money can buy just about anything—including a younger, more beautiful wife. Divorce is one thing, but when SOMEBODY IS KILLING THE TROPHY WIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS, writer Nikki Tyler, who found the first body, can’t stop herself from searching for the truth.
Valentined
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Series: Essie Cobb Senior Sleuth Mysteries, Book 3. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 59,570. Language: English. Published: August 5, 2012 by Cozy Cat Press. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
A secret admirer has more than romance in mind for ninety-year-old Essie Cobb, and she and her fellow residents of the Happy Haven Assisted Living Facility are determined to find out just what.
Can't Take My Eyes Off You
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,870. Language: English. Published: August 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Has anyone ever given you a lollipop made of glue? Jedediah Murphy does it all the time, and that’s why his wife, Rosie, can’t take her eyes off him. He’ll get in too much trouble if she does. Ever since the day Jed waltzed into her bar, Rosie knew he would turn her life upside down. But Rosie never takes the easy way out of anything — including a 60-year marriage to an eternal prankster.
The Big Deal
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Price: Free! Words: 5,580. Language: English. Published: August 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
We have all met Quince before. Some of us just don't remember. A story of life, growth, and salesmanship set against the backdrop of the almost-utter void that exists the width of a shadow before this life began. Also featuring some Poor Souls, an odd place to put a fish, and a pair of truly magnificent shoes.
How to Fleece the Public
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 14,490. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Do you want to make more money from people but do not want to work harder like the elephant but rather smarter like the rat who eats garbage but still eats like a rat king?! Then read this book, which gives you the tools you need to take the money of other people and make it your own money but you do not end up in prison. Instead you end up in luxury, like in New Jersey, for example!
Birds of a Feather
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Price: $1.29 USD. Words: 3,170. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A whimsical look at pet adoption as seen through the eyes of an adoption prospect.
Blue City: A Novel
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 60,130. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2012 by Vauk House Press. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Recovering from a life-altering tragedy, Greg - bright, formerly-ambitious - has grown to accept life’s little curveballs. Then a mysterious, half-mad, figure crosses his path. The pair become inextricably bound, sending Greg on a nocturnal comic quest to recover something the madman has taken from him, something that truly does still matter - even if it means facing the phantoms of his past.
Holy Food
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Price: Free! Words: 1,100. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
I visit one of my favorite places in the world: Whole Foods, and this is what happens as I explore that Health Food Temple.
Time - Ministry of Excuses
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Price: Free! Words: 6,710. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
The Ministry of Excuses is a secret agency, so secret even they don't know it exists! MI.E. will solve any problem, however big, with a little excuse! It is run by just an old eccentric Professor, but demand for excuses is high so he recruits a young assistant Jack...
Humanoid Central
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Price: Free! Words: 19,590. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
In the future, humans and androids desperately need to find a way to get along with each other, but they're failing miserably. A hand-picked group of Future Leaders is sent to a special academy, a sort of Blade Runner High School, where the young ones must learn how to just get along. In this absurdist fable, they're going to need all the luck they can get.