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Vampire Love Farm
Price: Free! Words: 3,960. Language: English. Published: August 8, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Horror » General
A goth girl works at a farm where billionaires go to “play” with vampires. From soon-to-be #1 New York Times bestselling author Claudia D. Zawa, the birth-giver of horror, comes this new short story of unholy evil. Warning: This story is so frightening, you just might vomit your guts out and die. Or in the very least find yourself with a mild headache. Parental supervision is advised.
Devil to Pay
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 79,840. Language: English. Published: August 8, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Romance » Paranormal
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
So you think you've had a bad day at the office? Try running Hades Enterprises, LLc, also known as H.E.LLc. Being the only Archangel in an organization that employs demons has its challenges and daily dose of headaches, but when the current Lucifer falls in love with a mortal woman...apparently heartache is also added to the agenda. Love rules even when you're the Prince of Darkness!
A Moment More Sublime: A Novel (Winner of the 2015 Independent Publisher Book Award for Contemporary Fiction)
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 76,490. Language: English. Published: August 8, 2014 by Upper West Side Philosophers, Inc.. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Urban
Set in contemporary London, A MOMENT MORE SUBLIME is the riveting story of Tom Phelps, a philosophy teacher and tennis buff, who finds himself unexpectedly embroiled in his union’s struggle against a corrupt school administration and its plans to cut jobs under the pretense of modernization and fiscal austerity, just as he and his partner Sofia are getting ready to buy a home and start a family...
Appendix B, Army Field Manual 21-11: A Suggestive Love Story in Pictures
Price: Free! Words: 620. Language: English. Published: August 7, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » General
(1.00 from 1 review)
Field Manuals (FMs) are the bibles of the Army. Some folks use them to figure out small unit infantry tactics or sound ways to cross a river. Others like to flip through various FMs, such as the one on First Aid for Soldiers (FM 21-11), and its Appendix B, which deals with aid-and-litter carrying techniques, and for no particular reason, recaption the illustrations to tell a crude love story...
Salome, Dance For Me
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,610. Language: English. Published: August 7, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
You've heard of the Dance of the Seven Veils. You've seen Rita Hayworth do it on screen. But you've never come across a more horrendous re-telling of how Salome, patron saint of stripteasers, was paid for her choreographic efforts with the head of a prophet. Read on and be stunned. Caution: Not quite what you'd read to the little tyke at bedtime.
The Poet and the Crock
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,140. Language: English. Published: August 6, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
A poet of questionable talent meets a leprechaun of dubious character in an out of the way field. Unpleasant truths are revealed. Difficult concessions are made. Profits and losses are balanced. And, hopefully, everyone smiles at the end.
The Gamers: Dorkness Rising (The Novel)
Price: Free! Words: 31,110. Language: English. Published: August 6, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
All Lodge wants is for his gaming group to finish their adventure. Unfortunately, they're more interested in seducing barmaids, mooning their enemies, and setting random villagers on fire. Joined by that rarest creature of all - a girl! - they must overcome their bickering in order to save the kingdom. [Novelization of the award-winning independent film]
Nicio Comics: Series 0
Series: Nicio Comics, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 20. Language: American English. Published: August 6, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Comics, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.67 from 3 reviews)
"Nicio" is a comic strip about a witty sixteen year old who loves to clown around. He is constantly thinking of ways to entertain himself; oftentimes at the expense of his "coolness". It's a strip filled with funny stories, embarrassing moments, ridiculous imaginations, peculiar behavior, and even heartwarming moments. "Nicio: Series 0" is a small sampling of Nicio's world. Come take a look!
Uncle Jasper and the Eighty Acres
Series: Far From The Urban Sprawl ... tall tales and ripping yarns from The Land Of OZ. Price: Free! Words: 6,570. Language: Australian English. Published: August 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(3.00 from 1 review)
A look at the old rascal's life … not so much wasted exactly; more seemingly let drift. Yet things are not always as they might appear…
Come After Me To Pineville
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 13,840. Language: English. Published: August 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Nothing but odd news comes out of Pineville, as these short, satirical pieces of fake journalism prove. If you visit here, you'll get a glimpse of just how odd we all can be, and you'll laugh heartily at the gigantic human comedy such a small but thoroughly absurd venue can offer. Welcome to Pineville, which is not a place but an unstable state of mind.
Matrimonio con pranzo "al Boschetto": delitti di provincia 7
Series: Delitti di provincia, Book 7. Price: $3.38 USD. Words: 20,410. Language: Italian. Published: August 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Un matrimonio: quello della figlia del Sindaco. Nel paese, tutte le persone "che contano" sono state invitate, sebbene vi sia qualche "imbucato". Il pranzo si tiene nel ristorante "al Boschetto" del famoso cuoco Mariotto Falconero, ma... L'imprevisto è dietro l'angolo! Un nuovo, inquietante caso per il maresciallo Pucci.
Quarter Life Crisis: A Novel
Price: Free! Words: 75,870. Language: English. Published: August 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Coming of age
Meet Sean, 25. Meet Lauren, 24. Up until now, neither one of them has had a clue what they were doing with their lives. After tonight...they still won't.
Cool Dad
Price: Free! Words: 1,550. Language: British English. Published: August 4, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
All parents feel they aren't cool so this is a short story about a Dad who doesn't think he is cool. But maybe, just maybe, he is.
The Revolution Will Have Endless Breadsticks
Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,980. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Political
(4.00 from 1 review)
Inspired by a conversation that occurred after driving past an Olive Garden that was, as always, overflowing onto the sidewalk with Baby-Boomer aged people.
Nasty Halloween Poems for Creepy Little Kids
Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 1,840. Language: English. Published: August 3, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Children’s books » Holidays & Celebrations / Halloween
Boo! Poems and creepy fun things to read for the little ghoul in your house! Special back to ghoul special! Just 1 stinky dollar!!!! Happy Halloween! And thank you!
Why Me, Lord? Collector's Edition
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,800. Language: English. Published: August 3, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The funniest thing I ever wrote. Based on a true happening. A critique agreed it was the funniest thing he ever read. It is based on what my life is really like. To survive as long as I have, I've actually taken on that kind of philosophy.
Missouri/McPooch Mail-A-Tale:Mystery in Missouri
Series: McPooch Mail-A-Tale/STATE, STATE. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10. Language: English. Published: August 2, 2014 by A. A. Randazzo. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Each "McPooch Mail-A-Tale" has an adventure and fun facts about a great state in the USA. Characters include J. Pierpont McPooch, the globe-trotting hound dog, his sassy sidekick, Trixie, and Big Bad Benny, the pirate cat, who is after McPooch's magic suitcase. Send a "postcard" on your travels or your home state to the special children in your life.
Mississippi/McPooch Mail-A-Tale:Moonlight in Mississippi
Series: McPooch Mail-A-Tale/STATE, STATE. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 20. Language: English. Published: August 2, 2014 by A. A. Randazzo. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » People & Places / United States / General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Each "McPooch Mail-A-Tale" has an adventure and fun facts about a great state in the USA. Characters include J. Pierpont McPooch, the globe-trotting hound dog, his sassy sidekick, Trixie, and Big Bad Benny, the pirate cat, who is after McPooch's magic suitcase. Send a "postcard" on your travels or your home state to the special children in your life.
Searching for Swimmers
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 80,150. Language: English. Published: August 2, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
At age 37, Jason Purdue is done with sex in general and romance in particular. He’s even happy that the sperm he sent to a cryogenics lab to be frozen is set for termination. Or is it? When an email informs Jason that his sperm is missing, he begins a frantic, cross country search for the possible recipient.
The Drunken Wizard's Playmates And Other Stories
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 74,320. Language: English. Published: August 1, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Drunken Wizard's Playmates is a humorous light fantasy novel about two drunken apprentices and the mischief they cause. The humor is a bit crude at times, as you might expect from wayward young men whose judgment is impaired by alcohol and who have the ability to use magic…. As a bonus, I've included four other humorous light fantasy short stories with the novel.