Fiction » Humor & comedy

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Funny Story
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 25,440. Language: English. Published: February 19, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Writing fiction can be slippery—what is funny to one person may not be amusing to another. As Erma Bombeck said, “there is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.” Funny Story offers insightful tales that might make you laugh out loud, or just leave a smile on your face. This collection of powerful writing includes some of the best writers in the South.
Other People's Shit
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 22,600. Language: English. Published: February 18, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Fantasy » General
There’s a pandemic. People are turning into clowns. Society isn’t interested in finding a cure or treating the infected as humans. But when unconventional couriers begin to harass the contaminated, and clowns start disappearing, a band of transformed coworkers set out to find answers.
Hand In Glove
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 95,790. Language: English. Published: February 18, 2014 by Wings ePress, Inc.. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
PI Dr Jake Flintlock and his sidekick Dr Bum Park are inveigled by American theater director Chuck Cinzano into the investigation of a severed hand in a baseball glove on Primrose Hill, London. The assignment morphs into a murder case as Chuck is “stabbed to death” in Jake’s home. Having flown to Sausalito, CA, Jake and Bum begin to suspect they are being used as actors in a play.
Purgatory: A Good Way to Die (Butterworth)
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 10,890. Language: English. Published: February 18, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Literature » Literary
College adjunct instructor Charles D. Butterworth lives a pleasant, though not terribly exciting, life in the rural Ozarks. A cuddly, bookish man, Butterworth seeks meaning through the Eastern philosophers and Mother Nature. Feeling his life has peaked, Mr. Butterworth plans his suicide. Bad weather and an unexpected infatuation slow his demise.
Little Blue Fuzzy
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,800. Language: English. Published: February 18, 2014 by Pentucket Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When Mickey DeMarco clicks his PC's mouse on spam that promises to "Unleash the Monster in your pants," he hardly expects an actual monster to appear. Inside his boxers. Hilarity ensues when the two-inch, fuzzy blue monster learns the facts of life and tries desperately to help Mickey get laid. "I love this story." - USA Today bestselling author Kristine Kathryn Rusch BONUS STORY: "Beloved"
The Path To Destruction (Alex Kaidan S01E03)
Series: Alex Kaidan, S01E03. Price: Free! Words: 18,950. Language: English. Published: February 17, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The crew witness the formation of the path that will soon lead to The Village and destroy every hope they ever had for what remains of Humanity. Alex must rally his crew to not only come up with a plan to stop the Pathfinders, ideally not involving single-handed combat with a race of space giants, but also to stop the mother of all hangovers he's currently enduring...
Tendre La Joue Gagnante
Series: Le Funambule Acoustique, Book 13. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,360. Language: French. Published: February 17, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Inspirational
Bien au delà des étoiles. le funambule acoustique se joue du temps et de l'espace en profitant d'un paysage infini, qui déroule ses possibilités, suivant la mélodie élémentaire. Dans ce treizième épisode, le fil-de-fériste s'aperçoit que si les valeurs des uns font souvent le malheur des autres, les remèdes d'inefficacité chronique se prennent toujours à forte dose.
Weapon of Choice
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 18,020. Language: English. Published: February 16, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Fantasy » General
Dennis thrived as a grubby, good-for-nothing farmboy in a typical Fantasy world, which made him the prime material for being selected by the gods to go on an epic quest. When chosen, he discovered he is left with nothing but a feather to defend himself with. Will Dennis complete his quest and get back home with his sanity intact? A Fantasy parody work totalling approx. 13500 words.
Peddlers Three
Price: $6.95 USD. Words: 82,160. Language: English. Published: February 16, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
In the late 1960s, a newly hired salesman discovers that getting ahead means getting in the line of fire—and dodging the bullets of corporate politics . . .
Suicide Notes From A Wedding
Price: Free! Words: 30,420. Language: English. Published: February 16, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Some six months before killing himself, Lucky Saurelius is honor bound to serve as a groomsman at his best friend's wedding. Armed with a rented tux, carton of cigarettes and a bottle of Grey Goose, he strikes out for Pennsylvania. With one last chance to settle his affairs, and no chance of turning things around, Lucky inadvertently resolves to compose the suicide note to end all suicide notes.
Dani's Shorts 2
Series: Dani J Caile's Universe. Price: Free! Words: 26,520. Language: English. Published: February 15, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
Yes, it's Volume 2 of TIW shorts! Yet another collection of totally pointless exactly 500 and exactly 200 word nonsense to entertain you while doing whatever you do when reading.
Vampire Owner's Manual
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 36,800. Language: English. Published: February 14, 2014 by Melange Books, LLC. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
As a skirt chasing gambler from the old west, I met a beautiful older woman who made wild passionate love with me and then in the heat of passion turned me into a Vampire! l wrote this Vampire Owner's Manual for those who have just became one of the honored or is thinking of becoming one of the honored or just want to know more about Vampires.
Hell and Paradise
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,680. Language: English. Published: February 14, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A sadistic colonel tries to get information from their prisoner, a woman with the rank of lieutenant.
'Twas the Zombie Attack Before Christmas (Illustrated Edition)
Price: $2.50 USD. Words: 180. Language: English. Published: February 13, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Horror
A fully illustrated twisted take on a classic Christmas poem. Instead of Visits by Saint Nick we have Zombies wandering the neighborhood looking for those unlucky enough to be caught out on Christmas Eve.
That's Twice I've Laughed My Socks Off - Children's Poetry And Pictures
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,420. Language: English. Published: February 13, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Stories in Verse, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
This collection of illustrated children's poetry will have kids and their parents giggling like crazy. A fantastic world of characters and easy-to-read poetry with colourful illustrations.
Are You There, Old Gods?
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 34,700. Language: English. Published: February 12, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Occult, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
No one ever told Kan that life in the Pit would be so confusing. When her blood pack moves from the City of Pain to the Pit, she has to adjust to life in a dark hole, a dank learning cloister, and a changing body. Kan knows she needs someone to talk to about spells, belief, and subjugating everyone around her, and it is not long before she's found a solution.
See You God
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 37,230. Language: English. Published: February 12, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Inspirational
(5.00 from 1 review)
See You God is a one day account of cute girl of 4 years and a man of 34. Both strangers meet in almost fooling circumstances. As hours pass, the funny talks made between them turn out about roaming in the mustard fields, then in a village and finally into 'The Garden of Life'. Inside this Garden he discovers seven lampposts foretelling his future. Later he strikes the truth of little girl also.
News Muse: Humorous Poems Inspired by Strange News
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 7,320. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Themes & motifs, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
News Muse is a collection of news-related, humorous poems. Strange news inspires the author to write poems full of humor, wordplay, rhythm and rhyme. The subject matter is anything but the ordinary. One poem describes the text message of a desperate cow to her beloved; another tells the story of a tourist participating in the search for herself in Iceland. Includes links to the inspiring articles.
Planet Me: Some Sarcastic Ramblings on Anything and Everything that Amuses or Irritates - me.
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 63,470. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2014. Categories: Essay » Political, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A book with some stuff in it. Not for the faint hearted, this is my individual take on a wide range of situations and circumstances that have either amused or irritated me over a period of some 45 years or so, of a varied but ‘normal’ life (whatever ‘normal’ is). Some of the observations relate to big political, cultural, National or International issues; some are flippant minor irritants.
The Wrong Todd
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 49,940. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
After surviving the bachelor auction, Sabine vows to never do another favor for a friend. This is especially true for favors that involve spending large sums of money and buying men whose last names she doesn't know. In twenty bachelors, Sabine maybe expected to find several Davids, Mikes, or Johns. But what were the odds of two Todds? And now what is she going to do on a date with the wrong one?