Fiction » Humor & comedy

Sub-categories: General | Satire | Black comedy | Parody 
One Percent Solution
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 112,140. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A satire: When the astronomer Sofia Song catapults from her world to the Blue Planet—a dog-eat-dog world where one tenth of 1% of the people own all the planet’s riches and oligarchs have hijacked democracy—her calamitous journey through space and time ignites a string of unfortunate events leading to the cataclysmic destruction of both worlds. And they didn't even have a budget for all this.
The Finisher
Price: Free! Words: 1,530. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Crime
(5.00 from 1 review)
Florian Featherstonehaugh is a hired assassin—the kind of bloke you don’t want to cross on a good day. On a bad day . . . well, he’s a professional, but even a professional has a breaking point. Will the Department of Motor Vehicles be his? (Flash fiction action thriller sort of thing — 1,000 words, about 4 pages)
Nanamarvion-The Bright Power
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 197,750. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Nanamarvion has a problem. It’s men. The problem is that she wants one--just for the short term. Her Great Grandmother’s affairs were legend. Nana figures that she can follow in her footsteps. But nothing is simple when you're carrying five of the most powerful talismen in the world, each of which is guided by the spirit of one of Nana's eccentric ancestors.
Guide To God
Price: Free! Words: 880. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
I wrote I satire on some of the things I believe are wrong in the religious community. As a kid I was lucky enough to escape the indoctrination of my family's religion and I was able to explore the world of science. Today, I love to write about my true thoughts on the topic. Please enjoy, and please don't take it in any offensive way. I wrote it for anyone to have a good laugh. Enjoy.
The Werechicken
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 98,960. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
A hapless young man discovers that he has the ability to turn himself into a chicken. He is not thrilled about his newfound supernatural ability, but an odd coincidence forces him into partnership with a young, but powerful and beautiful, wizardess who is bent on revenge against the wizard who murdered her mentor.
A Call from Cthulhu
Price: Free! Words: 1,020. Language: English. Published: March 8, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(4.60 from 5 reviews)
The stars have aligned. Cthulhu is risen, rested and strong. The Great Old Ones await his call. . . . (Lovecraftian flash fiction parody — 500 words, about 2 pages)
The Loco Life of Doctor Taco—The Road Less Travelled Leads to Strange Adventures
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 109,660. Language: English. Published: March 8, 2014 by SDP Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Travel, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Doctor Taco is a different coming of age story. Sam dreams of one day being that heroic doctor you always see on TV. Unfortunately, he can’t even get a crummy letter of recommendation from his organic chemistry professor. The south of the border med school admissions officers aren’t as choosey as they
Forty Winks
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 29,920. Language: English. Published: March 8, 2014 by Spectrum Ebooks. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » Sleep & sleep disorders
"Forty Winks" chronicles the life of Steve as he prepares to embark on a journey to reinvent the sleep process. The idea behind this monumental undertaking is to sleep or nap through out the day at regular intervals instead of getting all your sleep in one chunk. So a good night sleep is simply out of the question. Follow along as "Forty Winks" takes you on an intriguing journey into the unknown.
Hardcore Humor.....Your Phd In Dirty Jokes & Kickass Insults
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,700. Language: English. Published: March 7, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
If you love dirty, offensive, disgusting, and obscene humor, this is your kind of book. I personally and meticulously sifted through thousands upon thousands of the most rib rattling collection of dirty jokes and gonad shattering insults ever created and put in only the absolute best of the best. If it didn't have me literally rolling on the floor it wasn't used. There's no fillers here. ENJOY!
Kaleidoscope of Tales: Humor, Romance, Drama, All of the Above
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 23,650. Language: English. Published: March 7, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Philosophy » Essays
The variety of subjects in “Kaleidoscope of Tales: Humor, Romance, Drama, All of the Above” will entertain all adult readers. The stories are both fiction and non-fiction and should appeal to all ages and both genders. Many of the stories have won awards in literary competitions. Notes follow each story from the author detailing what inspired the story.
Spiked
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 65,410. Language: Australian English. Published: March 7, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Volume 3 in the Bush Capital Series. Canberra political correspondent Paul Ryder is chasing a story that will blow the doors off a federal election campaign. Trained killers, spies, hardened political operators and his mother-in-law are desperately trying to stop him. However, maybe this time, fame and fortune will land in his lap.
Paper Man
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 58,120. Language: Australian English. Published: March 7, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Volume 2 of the Bush Capital Series. A Cabinet Minister is murdered, Parliament House is in uproar and political newshound Paul Ryder is trying to sleep with a sexy TV reporter. Soon he’s chasing the scoop of a lifetime and ventures into a dark world where his press pass won't protect him. Can he get the scoop? Can he bed the reporter? Or will he wind up dead? A fast-paced comic crime novel.
Scraps & Chum
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 38,890. Language: English. Published: March 7, 2014 by Grand Mal Press. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A collection of (mostly) previously unpublished stories by award-winning journalist and cult horror author Ryan C. Thomas. From zombies to monsters to ghosts and more, Thomas weaves unique tales that will send a chill up your spine.
The Dickhead Does Simple Cooking
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,400. Language: English. Published: March 6, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Cooking, Food, Wine, Spirits » Methods / Quick & Easy
The Dickhead returns with his unique and inspiring lessons for humankind's benefit. This time the Dickhead focuses on providing a unique insight into some simple food recipes, along with history lessons about their origins - in his very original manner. You will laugh until you wet your pants, and then laugh some more.
The Armchair Traveller
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 21,680. Language: English. Published: March 6, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a collection of lighthearted anecdotes about Lynne's life on the farm with a succession of young foreign farm helpers.
Carsickness and the Virtual Reality Universe
Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations, Book 11. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,850. Language: English. Published: March 6, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Visionary & metaphysical, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(2.00 from 1 review)
A brother and sister explore the philosophical implications of virtual reality under the best possible conditions.
Harold Creeny's Unfortunate Day
Price: Free! Words: 4,470. Language: English. Published: March 6, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 4 reviews)
Life's an adventure waiting to reward those determined to discover its pleasures! But Harold Creeny is having none of it. There are germs and dangers waiting to happen around every corner. He couldn’t be expected to daily risk his life like the rest of the careless inhabitants of the world. Well... until the fate decides to kick his ass without his permission, that is.
FenTastic
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,540. Language: English. Published: March 6, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Fen, suspended for writing, "I don't give a damn," ten times on his classroom blackboard, had many harrowing experiences. Here are some of the semi-exciting adventures of an average American teenage guy, plus an occasional redhead girl.
Harry Moffer & the Dumbest Story Ever!!!
Series: The Harry Moffer Parody Project, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 26,340. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A 14-year-old nerd named Harry Moffer is taken away from his home in Branford, Coggnetigut to a strange city called Wyvernwing, Pencilvarnia. There, he attends a strange school called Warthogpox High, where he meets two strange kids named Pun Teasley and Hildegarde Lamer. The three of them find themselves fighting a battle against an unpopular children's book series.
Death in the Family
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 14,630. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Nathaniel has put on his very best cape just for this story. (He does love his capes!) Join him, Deidre, Drew, and a growing cast of characters in this new and hilarious short story in The Vampire's Housekeeper Chronicles series. Can Deidre stop the powerful, evil, not-even-fair-how-good-she-looks-in-skinny-jeans, Tiffany? Or will Nathaniel learn that death can't solve all family disagreements?