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Extreme Dentistry
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 94,580. Language: Canadian English. Published: March 13, 2014 by Brain Lag. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Middle-aged, middle-income and lapsed Mormon Arthur Percy felt his life lurch from a difficult normality onto the rails of a carnival ride heading somewhere too much like the Twilight Zone for his liking. Perhaps it is more the “Anti-Twilight Zone” that Arthur enters—where vampires and ghouls are not gorgeous but genetic parasites from a hideous communal intelligence known as the Hive.
The Cheesecake Bride
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 14,840. Language: English. Published: March 13, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Cooking, Food, Wine, Spirits » Desserts
Bizarre short stories about dessert items paired with clear step-by-step instructions on how to create the dessert featured in the story.
The Pen Was Mightier
Price: Free! Words: 1,520. Language: English. Published: March 12, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
Wyatt is given a magical ballpoint pen, but its power is limited.
Jack Emerson
Price: Free! Words: 23,920. Language: English. Published: March 12, 2014. Categories: Essay » Sociology, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"You cannot describe the main character of a story, the story describes them."
On the Train
Price: Free! Words: 2,370. Language: British English. Published: March 12, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » European, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
A second short story. A dark winter evening. A few stops on the Portsmouth Line, sitting in the corner of the carriage and observing a mixed bunch of fellow passengers.
The Tale of Dribbles
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 16,840. Language: English. Published: March 12, 2014 by Dead Key Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
Loyality, Compassion, Understanding, and Squirrels. The list of things that are not welcome at Q.J. Enterprises. One of the largest firms in the area, the corporate giant is known to the masses for innovative products at low prices. Through the shimmering gold doors and past the smiling receptionists, sits cubicles filled with unhappy, mistreated worker bees.
Learner Mum
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,260. Language: English. Published: March 12, 2014 by Melange Books, LLC. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Polly Wilkins is a successful freelance journalist slash writer. She has been living with her partner Steve in what her parents call sin for the last eight years. But, to her parent’s disappointment, there are no signs of wedding bells or the kids on the horizon. Why? Because Polly, is not in the least bit maternal. Can this all change after they spend the weekend looking after her nephew?
Cemented Minds
Price: Free! Words: 61,210. Language: American English. Published: March 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Mike Coverelli is a lowly-paid fast food worker by day, but he lives for his side job—frontman for the alternative rock band Cemented Minds. But when his band’s profile suddenly increases, Mike is forced to evaluate not only the future of his band, but the future of his life as a whole, in this dramedy. Includes some profanity.
Nobody Knows Consciousness!: Demystifying Life's Greatest Mystery
Series: Goldman's Bulldog Presents, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 26,910. Language: English. Published: March 11, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Science and Nature » Cognitive Science, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
From bacteria to human beings, consciousness explained in plain simple English. Consciousness is a survival app, an instinct to "try anything" when confronted with unknown dangers. If you saw the movie Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid and understood it, you will understand this book! Easy reading and fun. Anyone who has a consciousness, ought to read this book!
The Art of Miscommunication - Letters, Forms and Replies
You set the price! Words: 12,720. Language: British English. Published: March 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » General reference » Questions & answers
“The Art of Miscommunication - - Letters, Forms and Replies” is the second in a set of the very funniest emails sent to the author since the turn of the century. This grouping demonstrates how witty genius and mind-boggling stupidity can sit all around us all the time. All are apparently true and with any luck at all will make you laugh out loud.
The Art of Miscommunication : Announcers and Help Desks
You set the price! Words: 11,170. Language: British English. Published: March 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Business & Economics » Business communication / general
“The Art of Miscommunication - Announcers and Help Desks” is the first in a set of the very funniest emails sent to the author since the start of this century. This grouping demonstrates both deliberate and inadvertent displays of genius from announcers, bulletin writers, customer service and Help Desk staff. All are true and hopefully will make you laugh out loud.
Idles of March
Series: Deadguy: Professional Hero, S1: Ep 6. Price: Free! Words: 4,310. Language: English. Published: March 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It's a slow day at the Office. Time to see how the Heroes pass time.
Goober and Bill
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,170. Language: English. Published: March 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A short story packed with humor. Dad is doing his best not to lose his son,his lawn boy and maid, to a sultry,evil female. The son has a date. The old man must stop this foolishness.and maintain the status quo. Will Bill succeed or will Goober make a clean get away? Guys, pop a cold one and enjoy this quick read.
Fowl Summer Nights
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 23,690. Language: Canadian English. Published: March 10, 2014 by Quarter Castle Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Adventure » General
Fowl Summer Nights is about a retired Canada Post worker whose husband has passed on and she's left with an empty nest. Her children tell her to get a hobby, so she does—one that drives her neighbours crazy.
The Hunt for the Infamous Roy G. Biv: An Anti-Story
Price: Free! Words: 4,180. Language: English. Published: March 10, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a story. Well, an anti-story, which is like a story, just... different. The Infamous Roy G. Biv lives on in infamy, stealing from the matter transmitter system that sends people and things from Earth to the moon and Mars. The famed bounty hunter -- the appropriately-named Shadow the Bounty Hunter -- is hired to stop him. She may very well stop him, depending on how the story plays out.
First (and Final) Contact
Price: Free! Words: 1,040. Language: English. Published: March 10, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(5.00 from 1 review)
It’s been said that bureaucracy is the only true constant in the universe. Are Cap’n Horatio Smalling III and the crew of the S.S. Craptastic intrepid and cunning enough to break the bureaucracy barrier? Only time will tell. . . . (Flash fiction space adventure spoof — 460 words, about 2 pages)
One Percent Solution
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 112,140. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A satire: When the astronomer Sofia Song catapults from her world to the Blue Planet—a dog-eat-dog world where one tenth of 1% of the people own all the planet’s riches and oligarchs have hijacked democracy—her calamitous journey through space and time ignites a string of unfortunate events leading to the cataclysmic destruction of both worlds. And they didn't even have a budget for all this.
The Finisher
Price: Free! Words: 1,530. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Crime
(5.00 from 1 review)
Florian Featherstonehaugh is a hired assassin—the kind of bloke you don’t want to cross on a good day. On a bad day . . . well, he’s a professional, but even a professional has a breaking point. Will the Department of Motor Vehicles be his? (Flash fiction action thriller sort of thing — 1,000 words, about 4 pages)
Nanamarvion-The Bright Power
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 197,750. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Nanamarvion has a problem. It’s men. The problem is that she wants one--just for the short term. Her Great Grandmother’s affairs were legend. Nana figures that she can follow in her footsteps. But nothing is simple when you're carrying five of the most powerful talismen in the world, each of which is guided by the spirit of one of Nana's eccentric ancestors.
Guide To God
Price: Free! Words: 880. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
I wrote I satire on some of the things I believe are wrong in the religious community. As a kid I was lucky enough to escape the indoctrination of my family's religion and I was able to explore the world of science. Today, I love to write about my true thoughts on the topic. Please enjoy, and please don't take it in any offensive way. I wrote it for anyone to have a good laugh. Enjoy.