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Nobody Knows Consciousness!: Demystifying Life's Greatest Mystery
Series: Goldman's Bulldog Presents, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 26,910. Language: English. Published: March 11, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Science and Nature » Cognitive Science, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
From bacteria to human beings, consciousness explained in plain simple English. Consciousness is a survival app, an instinct to "try anything" when confronted with unknown dangers. If you saw the movie Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid and understood it, you will understand this book! Easy reading and fun. Anyone who has a consciousness, ought to read this book!
Idles of March
Series: Deadguy: Professional Hero, S1: Ep 6. Price: Free! Words: 4,310. Language: English. Published: March 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It's a slow day at the Office. Time to see how the Heroes pass time.
Goober and Bill
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,170. Language: English. Published: March 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A short story packed with humor. Dad is doing his best not to lose his son,his lawn boy and maid, to a sultry,evil female. The son has a date. The old man must stop this foolishness.and maintain the status quo. Will Bill succeed or will Goober make a clean get away? Guys, pop a cold one and enjoy this quick read.
Fowl Summer Nights
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 23,690. Language: Canadian English. Published: March 10, 2014 by Quarter Castle Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Adventure » General
Fowl Summer Nights is about a retired Canada Post worker whose husband has passed on and she's left with an empty nest. Her children tell her to get a hobby, so she does—one that drives her neighbours crazy.
The Hunt for the Infamous Roy G. Biv: An Anti-Story
Price: Free! Words: 4,180. Language: English. Published: March 10, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a story. Well, an anti-story, which is like a story, just... different. The Infamous Roy G. Biv lives on in infamy, stealing from the matter transmitter system that sends people and things from Earth to the moon and Mars. The famed bounty hunter -- the appropriately-named Shadow the Bounty Hunter -- is hired to stop him. She may very well stop him, depending on how the story plays out.
First (and Final) Contact
Price: Free! Words: 1,040. Language: English. Published: March 10, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(5.00 from 1 review)
It’s been said that bureaucracy is the only true constant in the universe. Are Cap’n Horatio Smalling III and the crew of the S.S. Craptastic intrepid and cunning enough to break the bureaucracy barrier? Only time will tell. . . . (Flash fiction space adventure spoof — 460 words, about 2 pages)
One Percent Solution
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 112,140. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A satire: When the astronomer Sofia Song catapults from her world to the Blue Planet—a dog-eat-dog world where one tenth of 1% of the people own all the planet’s riches and oligarchs have hijacked democracy—her calamitous journey through space and time ignites a string of unfortunate events leading to the cataclysmic destruction of both worlds. And they didn't even have a budget for all this.
The Finisher
Price: Free! Words: 1,530. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Crime
(5.00 from 1 review)
Florian Featherstonehaugh is a hired assassin—the kind of bloke you don’t want to cross on a good day. On a bad day . . . well, he’s a professional, but even a professional has a breaking point. Will the Department of Motor Vehicles be his? (Flash fiction action thriller sort of thing — 1,000 words, about 4 pages)
Nanamarvion-The Bright Power
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 197,750. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Nanamarvion has a problem. It’s men. The problem is that she wants one--just for the short term. Her Great Grandmother’s affairs were legend. Nana figures that she can follow in her footsteps. But nothing is simple when you're carrying five of the most powerful talismen in the world, each of which is guided by the spirit of one of Nana's eccentric ancestors.
Guide To God
Price: Free! Words: 880. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
I wrote I satire on some of the things I believe are wrong in the religious community. As a kid I was lucky enough to escape the indoctrination of my family's religion and I was able to explore the world of science. Today, I love to write about my true thoughts on the topic. Please enjoy, and please don't take it in any offensive way. I wrote it for anyone to have a good laugh. Enjoy.
The Werechicken
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 98,960. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
A hapless young man discovers that he has the ability to turn himself into a chicken. He is not thrilled about his newfound supernatural ability, but an odd coincidence forces him into partnership with a young, but powerful and beautiful, wizardess who is bent on revenge against the wizard who murdered her mentor.
A Call from Cthulhu
Price: Free! Words: 1,020. Language: English. Published: March 8, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(4.60 from 5 reviews)
The stars have aligned. Cthulhu is risen, rested and strong. The Great Old Ones await his call. . . . (Lovecraftian flash fiction parody — 500 words, about 2 pages)
The Loco Life of Doctor Taco—The Road Less Travelled Leads to Strange Adventures
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 109,660. Language: English. Published: March 8, 2014 by SDP Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Travel, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Doctor Taco is a different coming of age story. Sam dreams of one day being that heroic doctor you always see on TV. Unfortunately, he can’t even get a crummy letter of recommendation from his organic chemistry professor. The south of the border med school admissions officers aren’t as choosey as they
Forty Winks
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 29,920. Language: English. Published: March 8, 2014 by Spectrum Ebooks. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » Sleep & sleep disorders
"Forty Winks" chronicles the life of Steve as he prepares to embark on a journey to reinvent the sleep process. The idea behind this monumental undertaking is to sleep or nap through out the day at regular intervals instead of getting all your sleep in one chunk. So a good night sleep is simply out of the question. Follow along as "Forty Winks" takes you on an intriguing journey into the unknown.
Hardcore Humor.....Your Phd In Dirty Jokes & Kickass Insults
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,700. Language: English. Published: March 7, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
If you love dirty, offensive, disgusting, and obscene humor, this is your kind of book. I personally and meticulously sifted through thousands upon thousands of the most rib rattling collection of dirty jokes and gonad shattering insults ever created and put in only the absolute best of the best. If it didn't have me literally rolling on the floor it wasn't used. There's no fillers here. ENJOY!
Kaleidoscope of Tales: Humor, Romance, Drama, All of the Above
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 23,650. Language: English. Published: March 7, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Philosophy » Essays
The variety of subjects in “Kaleidoscope of Tales: Humor, Romance, Drama, All of the Above” will entertain all adult readers. The stories are both fiction and non-fiction and should appeal to all ages and both genders. Many of the stories have won awards in literary competitions. Notes follow each story from the author detailing what inspired the story.
Spiked
Price: Free! Words: 65,520. Language: Australian English. Published: March 7, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Volume 3 in the Bush Capital Series. Canberra political correspondent Paul Ryder is chasing a story that will blow the doors off a federal election campaign. Trained killers, spies, hardened political operators and his mother-in-law desperately try to stop him. However, maybe this time fame and fortune will land in his lap.
Paper Man
Price: Free! Words: 58,190. Language: Australian English. Published: March 7, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Volume 2 of the Bush Capital Series. A Cabinet Minister is murdered and Parliament House is in uproar. Newshound Paul Ryder investigates and finds himself in a dark world where his press pass won't protect him. Will he get the scoop of a lifetime? Will he bed a sexy TV reporter? Or will his byline end up on a tombstone? A fast-paced comic thriller set in Canberra, Australia.
Scraps & Chum
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 38,890. Language: English. Published: March 7, 2014 by Grand Mal Press. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A collection of (mostly) previously unpublished stories by award-winning journalist and cult horror author Ryan C. Thomas. From zombies to monsters to ghosts and more, Thomas weaves unique tales that will send a chill up your spine.
The Dickhead Does Simple Cooking
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,400. Language: English. Published: March 6, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Cooking, Food, Wine, Spirits » Methods / Quick & Easy
The Dickhead returns with his unique and inspiring lessons for humankind's benefit. This time the Dickhead focuses on providing a unique insight into some simple food recipes, along with history lessons about their origins - in his very original manner. You will laugh until you wet your pants, and then laugh some more.