Fiction » Humor & comedy

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The Way God Made You
Price: Free! Words: 1,580. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In this short story, the middle-aged narrator is shocked when her daughter asks for a drive to Ottawa. Her daughter says she needs surgery -- surgery in the form of breast implants. The narrator tries to convince the daughter not to take this dangerous and drastic step, with amusing results and a surprise ending.
Funny Shady Bible Stories You Were Never Told
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 44,810. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Funny Shady Bible Stories You Were Never Told is a warm collection of some really funny and weird short stories adapted from the Bible quite alright but told in such an unbelievable and hilarious manner that will certainly tickle and amuse so much from the beginning to the end...
The King of Trumpeters
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 29,710. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Christian » Fantasy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Salamand (Sal) was a slippery donkey, and a troublesome one. Escaping one bad owner, only to find himself in the hands of another. But after being sold to a nice couple, he swore he’d finally escape and start the perfect coup. The one that would help all donkeys take over Jerusalem and the human race. The plan might work, as humans are stupid creatures; might even give Salamand the edge he needs.
'Henry Gumble's Garden'
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,860. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Tup told me this when he got back from Oz. Henry Gumble, who's a pint short of a quart, inherited a bungalow and a piece of desert on the edge of some more of it in the outback. He decided to make a garden. But just as his- er- let's give her the benefit of the doubt, mate- lovely wife, Martha, predicted, he failed miserably. Then he uncovered a cache of fertiliser left behind by aliens
A Place in the Shower Schedule: 101 Favorite Columns
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 65,030. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2013 and represented by Dystel and Goderich Literary Management. Categories: Nonfiction » Biography » Personal memoir, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
For over two decades Roger Aylworth has written a weekly humor column based on his own large family. Over time he has gathered hundreds of columns on all kinds of subjects from the "death" of the family washer to the passing of a beloved granddaughter. Each has been warmly welcomed by readers who have laughed and cried with the Aylworth family. This book is a collection 101 of those favorites.
Senior Showers: 99 More Favorite Columns
Price: $3.83 USD. Words: 58,800. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2013 and represented by Dystel and Goderich Literary Management. Categories: Nonfiction » Biography » Personal memoir, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
For over two decades Roger Aylworth has written a weekly humor column based on his own large family. Over time he has gathered hundreds of columns on subjects from the sudden appearance of a possum in his yard to the death of "Davy Crockett," Fess Parker. Each has been warmly welcomed by readers who have laughed and cried with his family. This second volume includes 99 hand-picked favorites.
A Suitcase Full Of Blood. A Philip Eckstein Thriller
Series: A Philip Eckstein Thriller, Book 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 39,930. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Philip Eckstein is a private detective in Berlin. Not the usual sort, as you will notice quickly. One evening he finds this cool blonde, Amanda, standing in his doorway. She claims to have lost her brother and needs Eckstein to find him. A seemingly simple job which ends in a wild chase full of dead bodies and the hunt for a suitcase full of blood.
Schöne Leichen. Ein Lisa Becker Krimi
Series: Ein Lisa Becker Krimi, Book 2. Price: $5.35 USD. Words: 55,530. Language: German. Published: January 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Die schwergewichtige Berliner Hauptkommissarin Lisa Becker und ihr Partner für alle Lebenslagen, Fabian Zonk, ermitteln wieder. Diesmal werden junge Männer in ihren Betten gefunden - tot, nackt und zum Anbeißen schön. Die Spur führt ins Fandango, ein Künstlerhaus ähnlich wie das berühmte Tacheles.
The Family Jokebook
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 67,570. Language: English. Published: January 16, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Collection of jokes suitable for all ages. No crude jokes.
Age In A Time Of Insanity and Other Short Stories
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 42,820. Language: English. Published: January 16, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
21 upbeat tales of choice and challenge. A telepathic plea from an abused, isolated woman -- the impending theft of the assets and freedoms of an 89 year old nursing home resident -- the struggles of a young divorcee sheltering a frail musician -- and more are within these pages.
The Stuck with a Series Boxed Set #1
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 60,770. Language: English. Published: January 16, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Police Procedural
Top 100 Bestselling Humorous Mystery Author D. D. Scott is back...this time, with a Special Edition Boxed Set, featuring the first four books from her bestselling series – The Stuck with a Series, co-authored with David Slegg. It’s Castle and Beckett gone-country with a bit of Bewitched, The Good Witch and Whoville tossed into the barnyard.
Blues for Beginners: Stories and Obsessions
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 20,970. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2013 by Bacon Press Books. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
In this deftly written collection,Judith Podell’s bluesy stories about life, love and loss would be heartbreaking if they weren't so funny. Whether she’s writing about Greenwich Village or Washington,DC, group therapy, magic brownies or sex in a fallout shelter -- Podell recreates a time when first jobs, like first loves, weren’t how we were going spend the rest of our lives.
Law Abiding Citizen
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,400. Language: American English. Published: January 15, 2013 by Bard and Book. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
What happens to a town when a man with a gun refuses to stop another man with a gun from killing people, just because it was against the law to bring the gun on school property?
Pickup Lines
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 640. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Romance, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
It is important to make a good first impression. Guys and girls need guaranteed, battle tested opening lines. Like, can you give me directions? I am getting lost in your eyes. Or, just, Bond--James Bond. Here is a collection you won't want to miss.
How Do You Know You're Reading a Book? And Other Strange Questions Answered By Old Greek Guys
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,340. Language: American English. Published: January 14, 2013. Categories: Nonfiction » Philosophy » Ancient philosophy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
How do you know you're reading right now? To many it seems obvious, but to a strange group of people—philosophers—it's not so obvious. This book is a humorous look at philosophy's strange answers, and even stranger people. Included are original sources, summaries, questions to think about, and paradoxes about knowledge and nuclear fission.
UKIPIA Victory
Price: Free! Words: 830. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
What if the lunatics did take over the asylum. Imagine a world where xenophobic bigots set the agenda and make the decisions. Ziggy Carbage doesn’t care what he is in charge of, as long as he can hear is own voice above everyone else’s.
Goliath
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 63,930. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A battle of wills between an over-eager lawyer and her boss-from-hell.
TEEN TRENDZ
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 1,020. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
this book is about how teens think stuff to be a part of a trend and make a fool of themselves. I optimistically believe that this book will bring a lot of laughter to the reader.
How Jones Goes
Price: Free! Words: 3,510. Language: English. Published: January 13, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00 from 1 review)
In the late 21st century, overpopulation is a problem. There's also the problem with mental health. In one particularly unusual asylum, there is Dr. Born (psychiatric intern) and Dr. Bloch (sexologist). And then there's Jones. You have not met anyone like Jones. You see, it's not every day that patients claim they are from Mars. And it's not every day they come and go as they please.
The Champion of All Snacks
Price: Free! Words: 1,580. Language: Canadian English. Published: January 13, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Literature » Literary
A father decides to make himself the Champion of All Snacks. When his young daughter Sabrina walks in the kitchen hoping to get a piece of her favorite delicacy, he clearly informs her that he's making his Specialty Snack for himself only, but agrees to teach her how to make it. However, the lesson on how to prepare the infamous snack turns out to be a little bit too technical for Sabrina!