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Fat Chance
By Malla Duncan
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 66,690. Language: English. Published: February 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
A comedy thriller. Marsha and Milly visit the Amalfi coast in Italy for a holiday where they find themselves embroiled in the search for a serial killer who prefers fat women as his victims. Marsha decides to take on the role of sleuth herself - much to the dismay of the handsome Italian inspector. Thrills, spills, food and intrigue galore! A great holiday read.
4 Funny Detective Stories - Starring Maynard Soloman
By Benjamin Sobieck
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 18,960. Language: English. Published: February 7, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Fans of funny detective stories, meet Maynard Soloman, gal-damn detective. Some would say he's crusty, profane and clueless. But if you ask him, he solves the world's problems one case at time. Once you experience his 1930s-style of doing business in a 21st century world, you just might agree. Included in this anthology are four short stories featuring Maynard Soloman.
Boost
By Steve Brewer
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 61,550. Language: English. Published: February 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled
Sam Hill steals cars. Not just any cars, but collectibles, rare works of automotive artistry. He's made a good life for himself in Albuquerque, NM, but things change after he steals a primo 1965 Thunderbird. In the trunk, Sam finds a corpse, a police informant with a bullet hole between his eyes. In BOOST, Steve Brewer mixes high crime and low comedy, and the action never stops.
Ten Things I Hate About Valentine's Day
By Margaret Finnegan
You set the price! Words: 530. Language: English. Published: February 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Short story. Poor Brian. He just never gets it right, and now he must pay.
My new breasts
By Silverscalpel
Price: Free! Words: 670. Language: English. Published: February 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Want to overhaul your looks?? IN a closed, conservative and multilayered society like India?? Think again, my friends... :)
Het ontslag (een Gemma Vlugzout)
By Anaïd Haen
Price: Free! Words: 3,270. Language: Dutch. Published: February 6, 2012 by e-Publikant. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Als Gemma Vlugzout volkomen ten onrechte wordt ontslagen, klimt zij op onnavolgbare wijze in de pen.
When Only The best Will Do
By robert renshaw
Price: Free! Words: 530. Language: English. Published: February 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
A man faces his stuggle to meet the results of his lifetime of giving himself to one true love
Quentin the Troll and the Wedding of Doom
By Daniel Eness
Series: Retsnom monsteR. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 7,050. Language: English. Published: February 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
When Quentin discovers four relatives dead on the eve of his son's wedding, the bride missing, and a horde of goblins closing in, those are the least of his problems: His wife has put him in charge of tracking down the cake. Quentin the Troll and the Wedding of Doom is a short fantasy of monstrous proportions.
Sunday Morning Giraffe
By J. Daniel Sawyer
Series: The Lombard Alchemist Tales, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,390. Language: English. Published: February 6, 2012 by AWP Books. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
(5.00 from 1 review)
It's 3AM on a Sunday in the middle of the desert, and Aldo wants a giraffe, but not just any giraffe will do. Aldo requires the particular one housed in the glass display case in a creepy pawn shop at the edge of nowhere. His parents are at loose ends to satisfy the five-year-old, unaware that he is being guided by a demon-posessed rat with an agenda of its own.
The Oldies Progression
By Michael Canfield
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,100. Language: English. Published: February 5, 2012 by Vauk House Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Papa Cranberry sits in the attic listening to jazz and the blues, wondering if the family’s up and left him behind. But if the family has moved out, who has moved in? Somebody’s messing around din the kitchen downstairs, that’s for sure. And what about the laser lights shooting across the sky? Bonus: This edition also includes a complete bonus sci-fi story: "Send Our Love."
Laughter, the Best Medicine
By Georgiann Baldino
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,480. Language: English. Published: February 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Carl Wiggins was a professional dancer until he got trampled at a Madonna concert. His dancing days are over, but show business is in his blood. He trains another dancer as a Madonna impersonator. Just when the act attracts a few bookings, his star starts making demands. When he tries to bring her back in line, she teaches him that laughter is the best medicine.
Hail Mary
By Mario Milosevic
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,950. Language: English. Published: February 5, 2012 by Green Snake Publishing. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
For Clarice, football is a religion and game day is like going to church. She even dons a VR suit plugged into her team’s quarterback to enhance her sacred experience. For her husband Grant, football is little more than an amusement. He does not understand Clarice’s obsession. When Grant undertakes to sabotage her VR experience of Super Bowl Sunday, no one on or off the field will be safe.
Salsa
By Caroline Y Preston
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 48,260. Language: English. Published: February 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When three lonely guys decide to join a Salsa dance class to find girls, they discover it opens up a whole new social world and leads to them forming a small group of friends; who as the story continues have various romantic and fun adventures together, fraught with misunderstandings and sometimes leading to hilarious consequences, as the guys try to win the girls affections.
The Mermaid Variations
By Rhys Hughes
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 16,400. Language: English. Published: February 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
(4.00 from 1 review)
The adventures of an exceptional mermaid as she travels from a carnival in tropical Brazil to a country where it never stops raining, Wales; and from there to the moon, where the lunar mermaids are the wrong way around. A magical mystical miniature trilogy!
Tunnel Vision
By Barnaby Wilde
Series: Quirky Verse. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,510. Language: English. Published: February 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Poetry » U.K. Poetry
(4.00 from 1 review)
Another collection of quirky verse featuring some longer verses on subjects as diverse as flying saucers, fear of flying and dining room tables. Pausing along the way to ask, what if whales could fly? and do you need more than two pairs of shoes? Featuring 'The Ballad of Wayne and Bill' and 'Flying Over the Atlantic'. Puns and jokes as usual.
Ninjas of the 512
By Laura Roberts
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 26,820. Language: English. Published: February 4, 2012 by Buttontapper Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
0.75 star(3.67 from 3 reviews)
Laid off from her job, high school history teacher Suzie Jimenez doesn't get mad--she goes rogue! Joining a rebel band of ninjas in their quest to fight the power and the pirates that support it, Suzie is swept up in the ultimate battle between good and evil. Can one woman beat the system, or will Suzie be consigned to the dustbin of state history?
Odd Tales book one Devilboy in the Land of Love
By Steve Vincent
Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 30. Language: English. Published: February 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The son of Satan, whose lack of evilness causes him to leave his father and hell and venture forth into the mortal world in search of love and fresh air, ultimately meets an ironic demise.
Unrequited Love
By T. J. Robertson
Price: Free! Words: 500. Language: English. Published: February 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(2.00 from 4 reviews)
In this monologue the author laments the vagaries of young love.
Foreignright 4.5.1
By Eric Cline
Price: Free! Words: 1,070. Language: English. Published: February 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
In the future, "firemen" don't put out fires. Instead . . . hey, this sounds familiar! Eric Cline, a writer who has been published in Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine and other places, delivers a loving flash fiction tribute to a classic work, updated for modern times.
Party Doll
By Steve Brewer
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 37,020. Language: English. Published: February 3, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Bubba Mabry returns in a new novella guaranteed to thrill and amuse fans of the series featuring the Albuquerque, NM, private eye. Bumbling Bubba is hired to find a missing stripper who goes by the stage name Joy Forever. But there's more here than meets the eye. The feds are interested in Joy, too. And they don't like Bubba messing around in their case. A fast, funny mystery!