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The Road Unsalted: A Novel of Carding, Vermont
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 82,470. Language: English. Published: December 26, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Women's fiction » General
Everyone in Carding, Vermont is abuzz about town meeting because the future of their famous school, the Carding Academy of Traditional Arts, is at stake. Harry Brown figures he can pack the meeting so the vote will go his way but he doesn't know about the cowgirl outfit that just came in the mail from Cherries Jubilee. The Road Unsalted is a heartwarming tale of everyone's favorite small town.
The Altruist
Price: Free! Words: 1,110. Language: English. Published: December 26, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Spurned by love he dedicated himself to a love of all things - but would she notice him now? (Deep sigh.) Short short - 1K words.
Flashie Things v1
Price: Free! Words: 1,790. Language: English. Published: December 26, 2013 by Learning To Surf Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Flash fiction with illustrations by Practically-A-Flake.
Le Trou De Babel
Series: Le Funambule Acoustique, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 970. Language: French. Published: December 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Au fil de ses rencontres, nous accompagnons le Funambule Acoustique dans une odyssée sonochronique, franchissant les galaxies au son des sornettes. Dans ce deuxième épisode, le funambule, en proie aux discours parsemés d'éclairs d'un vieux grec antique, apprend que la base de la communication n'est qu'un vide à combler.
Preserving Colin: Part 1
Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 10,250. Language: English. Published: December 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » European
Morgue assistant, Ellie Campbell, is on a mission to find the family of Colin Wood - his body has been lying unclaimed in the mortuary for almost a year now.
Poncho and Sammy
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 60,930. Language: English. Published: December 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Ridley Dunham, a successful but bored comic strip artist, takes his lovable characters into uncharted territory with the introduction of Odin the Rottweiler. The reactions from his readers, television pundits, government agencies, and militia member Harry Schmidt, however, are something of a magnitude he could not have anticipated.
The Armada (Ninth Row - June & July 2010)
Price: Free! Words: 210. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
These are paintings made using Microsoft Office 2010 & various Fonts, in June & July 2010. On iPad, the paintings are best viewed by setting the theme to "Scrolling View" in the iBooks app options. Then you can tap on each painting to see them in fullscreen. Best regards: David. (The word Ö is an all-encompassing Hungarian pronoun used by the Angels for the Divine) Ö means God.
The Armada (Eighth Row - June 2010)
Price: Free! Words: 210. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
These are paintings made using Microsoft Office 2010 & various Fonts, in June 2010. On iPad, the paintings are best viewed by setting the theme to "Scrolling View" in the iBooks app options. Then you can tap on each painting to see them in fullscreen. Best regards: David. (The word Ö is an all-encompassing Hungarian pronoun used by the Angels for the Divine) Ö means God.
The Knife...And The Newf
Series: The Bruno Adventures, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 3,340. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
So! You think only humans have adventures? Have you never watched "Milo and Otis" or "Homeward Bound?" Bah! Meet Bruno the Newf, and share his consternation as he struggles with the baffling Humans, most of whom need minders that few of them possess. In this installment, our hero must deal incisively with a fractured marriage, a late-night intrusion...and a knife.
The Armada (Seventh Row - May & June)
Price: Free! Words: 210. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
These are paintings made using Microsoft Office 2010 & various Fonts, in May & June 2010. On iPad, the paintings are best viewed by setting the theme to "Scrolling View" in the iBooks app options. Then you can tap on each painting to see them in fullscreen. Best regards: David. (The word Ö is an all-encompassing Hungarian pronoun used by the Angels for the Divine) Ö means God.
Away In A Sand Dune (AKA Jesus vs. Cannibals)
Price: Free! Words: 9,500. Language: British English. Published: December 24, 2013. Categories: Plays » European / English, Irish, Scottish, Welsh, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Time-travelling ex-postman Harley Byrne's ongoing mission is to capture and make available for download “all the world’s music, ever.” In this stage adaptation of one of his adventures, Byrne takes a holiday from work but crash-lands on a tropical island on Xmas Eve. The natives' carols sound oddly familiar but, when Byrne interferes, the island's corrupt king condemns him to be eaten to death.
The Armada (Sixth Row - April & May 2010)
Price: Free! Words: 210. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
These are paintings made using Microsoft Office 2010 & various Fonts, in April & May 2010. On iPad, the paintings are best viewed by setting the theme to "Scrolling View" in the iBooks app options. Then you can tap on each painting to see them in fullscreen. Best regards: David. (The word Ö is an all-encompassing Hungarian pronoun used by the Angels for the Divine) Ö means God.
Descending Gods
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 17,360. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Spiritual & metaphysical
Errol Stein confronts life's mysteries in four stories describing the transformation of a phantom being leaping blindly from one life form to another, the rescue of a ferocious beast from a swimming pool in a blinding Sonoran desert monsoon, a demand for the sacrifice of his only son by an ancient Mayan god and a blues inspired enlightenment of what happens and where we go when we die.
Gwenny June
Series: Gwenny and Roger June, Book 4. Price: Free! Words: 87,630. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Gwenny and Roger June make a friend and an enemy. The friend is a beautiful young Russian woman they catch in their house at 3am, armed with a gun. The enemy is her grandfather, a billionaire former Nazi hunter. Gwenny June is the best there is, at everything, and the game is on again in America's most beautiful town.
The Armada (Fifth Row - April 2010)
Price: Free! Words: 210. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
These are paintings made using Microsoft Office 2010 & various Fonts, in April 2010. On iPad, the paintings are best viewed by setting the theme to "Scrolling View" in the iBooks app options. Then you can tap on each painting to see them in fullscreen. Best regards: David. (The word Ö is an all-encompassing Hungarian pronoun used by the Angels for the Divine) Ö means God.
EXOT #16. Zeitschrift für komische Literatur
Price: $3.49 USD. Words: 23,590. Language: German. Published: December 23, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Essay » Literature
Oh, du Feuchtfröhliche! In der Winterausgabe flocken aus EXOT wieder einmal 128 Seiten geistreicher Geschichten, genialer Gedichte und gnädiger Gemeinheiten, sorgsam gemästet mit vielerlei Grafiken, Gomix und Gartoons. Vom Himmel hoch kommt diesmal die Covermalerei, nämlich von der just preisgekrönten Nadia Budde (Hans-Meid-Preis 2013 für Buchgrafik und Buchillustration).
Blackberry Crumble
Price: Free! Words: 9,680. Language: British English. Published: December 23, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
'Blackberry Crumble' is a long short story about a haunted phone, a desperate café owner and her son, and a ruthless woman who will stop at nothing to get what she wants.
The Armada (Fourth Row - April 2010)
Price: Free! Words: 210. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
These are paintings made using Microsoft Office 2010 & various Fonts, in April 2010. On iPad, the paintings are best viewed by setting the theme to "Scrolling View" in the iBooks app options. Then you can tap on each painting to see them in fullscreen. Best regards: David. (The word Ö is an all-encompassing Hungarian pronoun used by the Angels for the Divine) Ö means God.
Eden
Price: Free! Words: 1,850. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2013 by Merchants Press. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Cyril Zyk must hold back naked protestors who want to bring down an entire dystopian system where people are "men-women" and nothing is ever what it seems.
Mr Paganini
Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 21,620. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Part 1. It’s the author’s birthday! Time for blank chequebook celebration which include, hog roast, champagne and fireworks ... ‘not’. Someone feels sorry for him and leaves a gift on his step, which will be nice to open at his solo party. The gift though is mega and changes his life. Part 2 tells of the darker, sinister side of the guitar. You probably won’t believe it.