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The Shadows of Conversation
Price: Free! Words: 1,100. Language: English. Published: March 7, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
An eavesdrop into conversations at a party. Set in the 1940's.
Not So Professional
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,020. Language: English. Published: March 7, 2013 by Short Story Press. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Short Story Press Presents Not So Professional by Brandon Dowless Tub the ogre is tired. Tired of the unfounded stereotypes placed upon ogres by humans. They parade around his woods, hunting his prey and gathering his berries, all the while assuming that ogres are a bunch of stupid, ugly, smelly (okay, maybe that one's not “unfounded” per se) human-eaters.
Chilled Almonds: Volume One
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 41,180. Language: English. Published: March 6, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
Chilled Almonds is a collection of 40 hilarious humo(u)r columns and essays based on the often absurd and always memorable life experiences and observations of British-Canadian journalist Johnny Fox (AKA BC Johnny). Topics include Johnny's escapades as a Great Dane-evading paperboy, his obsession with (his own) weight, and his (often painful and frequently embarrassing) search for the Holy Gail.
A Change Of Brand
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,400. Language: English. Published: March 6, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Mr Piglot realises that a change of attitude will make life so more pleasant.
Maxwell Marlowe, Private Eye...The Case of the Missing Stamp and Coin Collections
Series: Maxwell Marlowe, Private Eye, Book 6. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 13,320. Language: English. Published: March 6, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Max is set the task of solving the puzzle of a missing stamp album and a tin of valuable coins, a portion of a deceased estate. He has no clues, and no-one has actually seen the contents of the missing items. He also has some decisions to make regarding his love life. Read how the problems are resolved.
A Chimaera in my Wardrobe
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 30,830. Language: English. Published: March 6, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
A collection of short fantasy stories for the 21st century, told by a gentle little monster with a penchant for happy endings. He introduces policemen, mummies, bikers, vampires, background artistes, a stage-struck devil and a successful author, plus an unusual take on some fairy stories you thought you knew! Each section is complete in itself, but the story of the chimaera will carry to the end
The Secret to Certainty: How to be right about everything in five easy steps
Price: Free! Words: 5,870. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Personal Growth / General
(2.50 from 2 reviews)
Sick of being proved wrong? Tired of being a doubting Thomas? Suffer no more! The secret is out and you too can learn to believe like a pro. In five simple steps you'll learn the tricks of the trade used by every committed champion of every cause. Believed to be recommended by religious leaders and politicians the world over, the Secret to Certainty will no doubt change your life.
The Man Who Could Fly But Probably Shouldn't've
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 55,480. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
Throughout the course of human history, only three people have ever managed to achieve flight through sheer focused concentration. Everybody else simply pooped their own pants.
Kittenstein and Frankenfur, the Gambling Cats
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 11,040. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Deeply depressed, near-suicidal when his retirement dream of hand-raising two pure-bred, grand champion Siamese kittens is unexpectedly shattered, Bruce's well-meaning wife tricks him into adopting two common tabbies, feline hoi poloi, from an animal shelter. Are Kittenstein and Frankenfur mini-monsters from kitten hell or Bruce Dalwhinney's last hope of salvation?
The Promised Land - a novel of Cape Breton
Price: $7.99 USD. Words: 67,700. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In 1970 a group of hippies wash up on the shores of Cape Breton, hilariously unequipped to meet the challenges of pioneering life. Forty years later, a new doctor coaxes her asthmatic K-Car across the causeway en-route to her first job at a small clinic in Baddeck. The Promised Land humorously navigates the ebb and flow of island life where things go from better to worse to oh-my-goodness.
The Iceman Lives for One Day
Price: Free! Words: 3,610. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Adventure » Action
(4.80 from 5 reviews)
Conrad Whistler has grown bitter in his old age and blames God and everyone else for the condition of his life. On Christmas Eve he decides to walk out into the ferocious storm that is ravaging the tiny northern town called Port North. The kind folks that live in the humble town mistake his frozen corpse for an ice sculpture and unwittingly include it in the holiday festivities. This is weird.
Fit for a Frankenstein
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 18,430. Language: English. Published: March 4, 2013 by Stephen D. Sullivan. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
By Paul McComas & Greg Starrett. While en route to the alpine town of Vasaria, the diabolical body snatcher Ygor stops in the village of Kotstadt to obtain a custom-made suit for his friend, the ever-menacing Frankenstein Monster. The unholy duo’s visit endangers fastidious tailor Klaus Hauptschmidt and his effervescent teenage daughter, Gretl ... and prompts hijinks of monstrous proportions!
Touch and Go (A Mercy Watts Short)
Series: Mercy Watts Mysteries. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 12,510. Language: English. Published: March 4, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A bad dog and a missing man. Mercy Watts is up to her double D’s in trouble. She agrees to take on a case for an old rival to avoid doing paperwork for her PI father, but her plan doesn’t include a poodle with problems. If she dumps the case, she’ll pay a terrible price. She’ll have to type.
The Jesus Twin
Price: Free! Words: 7,220. Language: English. Published: March 4, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Christian » Fantasy
THE JESUS TWIN is a comic fiction short story about the nature of faith. Written by Wright Forbucks, the author of THE WALKING MAN, THE JESUS TWIN tells the story of two professors as they struggle to interpret three ancient scrolls that appear to be the Gospel According to Jessup, the younger brother of Jesus Christ.
Memoirs of a Poet
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 15,570. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Memoirs of a Poet is a delightful book of poems which talks about childhood activities, as seen through the eyes of their father. It is written in such a way that young readers can enjoy reading it as well as appealing to other more experienced readers.
The Grotty Spoon: The Grottiest Story Ever Told
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 20,240. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Cooking & Food, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
'The Grotty Spoon' is not what you'd call a normal restaurant. Mr Sprout, the revolting owner, would do anything to win a Golden Placemat Award. So when an Inspector comes to visit, Mr Sprout and his long-suffering employees do everything they can to impress. Which of course is a recipe for utter chaos. Self-illustrated with over 30 pencil drawings.
The Least Resistance
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 59,360. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
11 year old Sarah almost dies during a violent gang attack. Aged 21 she starts a new job in an I.T. office and is confronted in the pub after work by her stalker who over the next few years becomes an increasing presence in her life and the situation quickly builds to one of nightmarish proportions. Her judo skills will keep her safe, or will they? A comedy thriller set in the everyday world.
Laugh Your Way To Good Health
Price: $11.59 USD. Words: 14,830. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2013. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a book that is packed with jokes, comedy, photo comedy, short stories and lots of inspirational materials that will make you laugh all the way. It is meant to reduce stress in the lives of its readers and help them live happily and healthily. This book will make you shed tears of joy. That is an iron-clad promise. It is simply a must read.
Off His Leash
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,370. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2013 by Short Story Press. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Short Story Press Presents Off His Leash by Brandon Dowless The story focuses on a young man named Randall, or Rand for short, seeking to find his canine friend Ed, or Eduardo the Magnificento for long. The story strives to keep you entertained with action, suspense and twists, with just enough irony and humor to keep you smiling as you read.
Innocent in the Afterlife
Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 15,480. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Pope Innocent XIV drops dead three days into the job. But the afterlife, much like his reign, proves a bit of a disappointment. First, his guide, winged hat aside, is practically naked and thinks everything's a bit of a joke. The Lord God calls him goy and tells him to bugger off; and come the day of Judgement his judges turn out to be human, and not even remotely saintly.