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Holiday Happenings, Part I Can You Imagine...?, Volume III
Price: Free! Words: 10,050. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It’s here! The collection you've been wanting. Part I, of the best "Can You Imagine…?" columns about Holiday Happenings. You’ll be in stitches laughing at Turkey Food-ball play-by-play, love-struck lovers, and exactly what Grams is thankful for now. Enjoy G's scary tributes to All Hallows Eve. This hilarious collection humors you from Valentine's Day through Thanksgiving Day. Download yours today!
Temporary Detective
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 52,630. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
An anthology of stories based on Sam Callow's temporary assignment at the Nick Drake Detective Agency. Nick leaves Sam in charge to simply wait for a package–then promptly disappears. Sam decides to assume Nick's identity and is soon involved in multiple murder investigations. Sam relies on his vast network of well-placed temp associates to help him solve strange cases while trying to stay alive.
Paradise Lost (Alex Kaidan S01E01)
Series: Alex Kaidan, S01E01. Price: Free! Words: 14,900. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Being unable to name your space ship is less of a problem when there's only one ship in the Human 'fleet', besides Alex Kaidan only really borrowed it. More of a problem is Earth being paved with only a few survivors. Alex's mission is to rescue any remaining Humans being held by alien races. A mission made harder by the fact that a catastrophically decimated population is not an employers' market
Lady Numbers vs the Lawn
Price: Free! Words: 4,430. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A short story: In exchange for free rent, a D&D obsessed girl agrees to do the yardwork of the run-down house she is renting. The Lawn has run wild for two years, and is overgrown into a wild jungle army led by the nefarious Blackberry bush, Rubius. With less than 2 weeks to clear the mess, our narrator goes to work, using her hard-won D&D wisdom to vanquish her awful foe.
Cereal Box Surprise
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,480. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Occult, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
A ninety-eight-pound weakling orders cereal hyped by a once-famous athlete. During the mayhem that ensues, he discovers heroes aren't always what they seem. And the prize at the bottom of the box might be more of a surprise. Poor Ned winds up in a horror story by Lori R. Lopez!
Books and Stripes
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,430. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Reading is an engaging hobby, but it's not easy to pick up when you're a tiger. Escaping from his rich owner's mansion, Mr Stripes is on the prowl to enter the world of literature. Using his wit, charm, and knowledge of the effectiveness of 'kitten eyes', he ventures forth into the unknown to fulfil his quest.A 6,100 word short story, bundled with BONUS STORY 'Grounded to Earth' at 2,100 words.
Broom, Broom (Fungus #1)
Series: Fungus, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 8,210. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2012 by Nameless Books. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
Assistant police commissioner Zapata’s first case on the job is to solve the mystery around the disappearance of jewels belonging to the British Royal Family while on exhibition in Melbourne. Things get stranger and stranger as the case unfolds, in a madcap tale of crime, bungling, and Spanglish, reminiscent of "Get Smart" and "The Pink Panther."
Troublesome Toe
Price: Free! Words: 3,650. Language: English. Published: October 28, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Viktor Stonehammer suffers a peculiar injury one day at his forge because of a particularly bothersome customer.
Divine Diagnosis
Price: Free! Words: 6,920. Language: English. Published: October 28, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
(4.00 from 1 review)
What if God had a psychiatrist? What would their sessions uncover? Megalomania? An inferiority complex? Voyeurism?
Ayn Rand's Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,140. Language: English. Published: October 28, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
A satirical take on Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol using the perspective of Ayn Rand’s Objectivism with Robert Cratchit being the man visited by the three ghosts of Christmas and Ebenezer Scrooge the model citizen.
The Reunion
Series: Danny McPherson, Book 3. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 65,420. Language: English. Published: October 28, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The investigation into a series kidnappings in Denver, leads to an unexpected, and uncomfortable, reunion between a father and daughter. The daughter, Meddie McPherson, had been raised in a string of foster homes after she was orphaned as a child. Her mother died young, and the child grew into a woman, believing that her father had abandoned her and her mother.
La cantina de ron
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,880. Language: Spanish. Published: October 27, 2012 by Float Street Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Cultural & ethnic themes » Cultural interest, general
¨En las islas del Caribe, los bares de ron son el centro de la actividad comunal, mas que todo porque todos aparecen por allí, tarde o temprano. Noticias de eventos y personas, chismes e historias se comparten libremente. Es un fantástico lugar para pasar el tiempo si quieres conocer gente. Y, el ron suele ser muy bueno, también Traducción de Derek Marabolí
Pretty Polly
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,660. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Historical » Western & American frontier, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Griswold Bear--a.k.a. Grizzly (or Grisly, depending on who's talking) Bear--a vicious outlaw, enters the town of Wicket with the intention of terrorizing the inhabitants and filling his saddlebags with money and whiskey. However, his plans take a sharp turn into unexpected territory when he meets the Sheriff of Wicket, who offers the marauder a deal.
Necromancy for the Greater Good
Series: Nevermore and the Ravens, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 75,550. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Meet Nevermore and the Ravens, an all-girl progressive concept rock band! They've just released their major first album, "Necromancy for the Greater Good." Read about the band's supernaturally-themed misadventures that were the inspiration for their album in this novel-length collection of short stories.
Death by Sweet Tart
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 92,910. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The world becomes plagued. Violet is lost. Lost Secret is shut down. How will anything be saved? It all starts with a family meal, and ends in tragic blood. Pat becomes a carrier for the Rogue Plague, a disease that brings vicious death to those who eat junk food. The world searches desperately for the cure, and something is found in Violet.
The Carnage from Fords Beach
Series: When the Creeks are Running, Book 1. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 99,490. Language: Australian English. Published: October 26, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
fictional dark humour based on the adventures of burra creek and his family. burra is a sexist, insensitive, womanizing, self centered petty thief whose pursuits almost entirely end up in trouble and tears.
And Maybe Romance
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 21,200. Language: English. Published: October 26, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
On Penny’s 30th birthday, all of her friends desert her except for Jess, her old buddy since high school. She has always thought of him as a comedian and a ladies’ man. When Jess tells her he’s going to prove he’s the most romantic man in the world, she takes him up on the challenge. You might want to share his techniques with someone who needs help in the romance department.
Arlo's Epiphany
Series: The Secret Life and Career of Arlo the Barncat, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,190. Language: English. Published: October 26, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.33 from 12 reviews)
An installment in the Secret Life and Career of Arlo the Barncat, feline covert operative
We Be BoBo: Channelings from a 7th Density Group Consciousness
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 18,690. Language: English. Published: October 26, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(4.67 from 3 reviews)
BoBo is wise. BoBo is irreverant. BoBo is a group consciousness from the 7th dimension speaking through a channel to bring deep wisdom to earth... for a price (plus shipping and handling). This outrageous parody combines deep wisdom of the ages with hilarious high jinx and monkey shines. You'll laugh, you'll cry... no... you'll just laugh. BoBo is spiritual satire at its best!
A Little Vampire Story
Price: Free! Words: 4,420. Language: English. Published: October 26, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
The Gothic Vampire legend gets a demented and hysterical twist in this short story as a young teenage girl comes face to face with a tiny, tiny vampire.