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Everybody vs The Ferret 3: If You Touch It, It Will Come
By Cristian YoungMiller
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,360. Language: English. Published: September 11, 2011 by RateABull Publishing. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
Warning: Adult Humor. In Everybody vs The Ferret 3: If You Touch It, It Will Come, the girl fruitheads discover a mysterious button on their body that when pressed transports them to a beautiful world full of unicorns and rainbows. But when the boys discover their own mysterious buttons, a battle breaks out between the boys and girls over who will rule the magical realm.
Everybody vs The Ferret 2: Wrap Your Melons
By Cristian YoungMiller
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 11,860. Language: English. Published: September 11, 2011 by RateABull Publishing. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
Warning: Adult Humor In ‘Everybody vs The Ferret 2: Wrap Your Melons,’ the girl fruitheads discover the magical power of going bra-less and they unleash that power in their never ending quest to rule the school. The boys', who are under the girls' spell must then rescue themselves and the school before the power of bra-lessness consumes everybody and takes over the world.
The Chronicles of IDIOT
By Erin Berry
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 22,830. Language: English. Published: September 11, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ever wonder why we are so caught up in voting for the best singer on TV but cannot be bothered to vote in an actual government election? Welcome to IDIOT, our very own government bureaucracy dedicated to distraction via entertainment, UFO's, chain e-mails and Bigfoot. Because they would rather us worry about what the truth is "out there" than what is going on at Capitol Hill.
BATS IN THEIR BELFRY AS WELL AS . . . . .
By AAAAAto ZZZZZZ
Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 7,520. Language: English. Published: September 11, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Tony and Mara worked and scrimped and saved. When derelict Oceanside Amusement Park was auctioned, they won the bid. For months they slaved, at last got the place into working shape. Now they could provide pleasure to those who'd visit -- especially the little kids. Mara could have no babies -- but with an amusement park she and Tony could have hundreds of kids in "their yard". Until . . .
5 Stages of Grief
By Bethany Ramos
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 89,220. Language: English. Published: September 11, 2011 by Black Opal Books. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
Danielle Starkey didn’t have becoming a widow on her to-do list. Nine months after her husband’s death, she learns he booked a vacation with his mistress. Now she sees his death in a new light and has to get over it for the second time. She refuses to let sleeping dogs lie. Will she finally face the truth about herself and her marriage? Or will she succumb to one of the five stages of grief?
Cousin Tina Disappears
By James Hoby
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 40,470. Language: English. Published: September 11, 2011 by Hesitation Press. Category: Fiction » Literature » Coming of age
Cousin Tina Disappears is a convoluted story about an isolated family living in a small, American town. Tina’s cousin, a long-time guest in their home, describes her murder, an infestation of flies, the humiliation of selling shoddy Christmas cards, a failed attempt to enlist in the Army, and his role in the disposal of Tina’s body.
FRAT: The Paddle Walk
By Kenneth Guthrie
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,400. Language: English. Published: September 11, 2011 by Lunatic Ink Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The walk of pain. To make the upper tier of frat mates, Joey must take the pain, but can he even have his shot? Joey will do anything for a sore bottom. Ridiculous madness will follow as Joey takes it to the limit and does whatever it takes to get to the top. "The CEO of lunatics, Kenneth Guthrie, does it again."
FRAT: Spring Break
By Kenneth Guthrie
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,070. Language: English. Published: September 11, 2011 by Lunatic Ink Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Joey made a mistake. He told the frat mates he was going to visit his aunt in Florida during spring break. Now, aunty has got a little surprise coming with 20 horny frat mates on their way. Can Joey avoid having his aunt's home demolished as his friends organize the party of the year right at auntie’s? "Viral... in a good sense."
FRAT: Too Much To Drink
By Kenneth Guthrie
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,570. Language: English. Published: September 11, 2011 by Lunatic Ink Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Sex, drugs and alcohol. Joey's life will change with one choice. Pledging for the Alpha Mega Frat is the chance of a lifetime and he'll do whatever it takes. One alcohol enriched night will bring the best and the worst out in Joey, but will he be able to get through this with his dignity intact? It's a wildly humorous look at university life, frat style! "The cow... OMG funny!"
The Pig Of Gorgi
By AAAAAto ZZZZZZ
Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 13,220. Language: English. Published: September 10, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Old Gorgi died and left Petrov a gravid sow. Petrov left the pig in the care of his partners. Petrov journeyed to contact buyers for sucklings. The great sow gave birth to many, thus future wealth was assured for all. Except that the progressive pig-sty system was beyond the capacity of those contained. And years prior to the Soviet collapse that of the huge mother pig, Ummok did
PeeDee3, Intergalactic, Insectiod Assassin in: The Pachydwerp in the Room (Season 1, Episode 6)
By TA Cuce' and RyFT Brand
Series: PeeDee3 is Dead, Book 6. Price: Free! Words: 4,580. Language: English. Published: September 10, 2011 by Tricorner Publishing. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Seems like a cash deposit, an unlimited expense account, and a mark he doesn’t even have to kill would make for a pretty good day…but then it’s never a good day to be PeeDee3. His client, his mark, and the gigantic nudge he’s been saddled with are Pachydwerps, the most manipulative species in the galaxy, and each of them has their own agenda. This is going to be a painful molt.
Devil Worshipers: Alien Attack
By Kenneth Guthrie
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,270. Language: English. Published: September 10, 2011 by Lunatic Ink Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Aliens are after the cult members. Painful deaths – wickedly recorded – bring fear into the hearts of the cultists as the search begins for what might really be ET. Steve and Ricky are called upon to find the threat, wherever it might lurk, and destroy it. Unfortunately, they aren’t the best choice; can they survive this new challenge?
ULTIMATE DEALBREAKERS: What Would It Take To Make You Break Up?
By Sherman Isaacs
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,050. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2011. Category: Fiction » Romance » General
What's a "dealbreaker"? Some quirk, trait, habit, etc. in a potential mate that's so irksome that you just walk away from the relationship. For example, maybe: She constantly talks about her ex. He’s a major Trekkie. She doesn’t shave her legs. He kisses his mother on the lips. Read these scenarios and decide what would be a dealbreaker for you (or quiz your friends with them).
If By Whiskey
By Quentin Whitwell
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 103,950. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Learning how to cope in the New South, which does not always seem so new, is a tall order, especially if you are Anna Neimus, an aspiring college journalist who just can’t seem to catch a break. If By Whiskey is an irreverent, lighthearted look at the life of a Maryland woman living in Mississippi, with a message of tolerance and friendship that is a testament to the changing times.
Viewmaster
By Ferdinand Stowell
Price: Free! Words: 91,570. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
1 human day = 7 dog days = 14 tourist days. This is the philosophy that undergirds the comic novel 'Viewmaster'. Roy, recovering alcoholic & proprietor of Golden Rules B & B in San Francisco, is shaken & stirred by a mix of tourists, dogs & even a human being or two that will break your balls & your heart. If life were a cocktail his would be the love child of Molotov & Shirley Temple.
Drill & Sanctimony
By Peter Anthony
Price: Free! Words: 50,010. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Overweight. Opinionated. Obsessed with video games and war movies. In U.S. Army basic training, Paul Sprungli connives, eats, and bumbles through ten weeks, running a contraband market, exploring religions, and facing military justice from a diminutive Drill Sergeant.
Big Business
By Russ Crossley
Price: Free! Words: 4,770. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2011 by 53rd Street Publishing. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
Ever wonder how in the novel Attack of the Lushites, Trixie Pug and her ex-husband, Herman became so embittered toward each other? This story will illustrate how payback is a dish best served greasy. A science fiction satire set in the far future where giant fast food corporations control the galaxy and he who's the fattest wins.
The Senior Week 500
By M.W. Stevens
Price: Free! Words: 19,650. Language: English. Published: September 7, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
In this comedy/adventure, three naive high school graduates organize a no-holds-barred car race to attract friends into having an unforgettable vacation. Something is absolutely going to go wrong.
How I Come to Know
By Jack Urquhart
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,200. Language: English. Published: September 7, 2011. Category: Fiction » Literature » Coming of age
Ten-year old Rex can’t contain his curiosity about grown-up ways. After stumbling upon his married aunt engaged in a backseat ‘wrestling match’ with a man not her husband, he innocently shares the information with another family member and quickly ‘comes to know’ that being too inquisitive can be downright risky, not to mention embarrassing.
Never Mind the Princess, Save the *Dragon*
By Michael Angel
Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 19,590. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2011 by Banty Hen Publishing. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
Sir Maximilian isn’t your typical knight. He talks to his horse, he’s been known to burn castles down, and he’s on the run from the mob. So he jumps at the chance to earn the reward for a rescue mission. But it’s not to rescue a damsel from a dragon. This time, he has to rescue a dragon from the Count’s extremely powerful, extremely pissed-off daughter. Who said being a knight was easy?