Fiction » Humor & comedy

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Dirty Lemonade
Price: Free! Words: 1,120. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Urban
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
An unemployed college grad takes to selling lemonade to earn a living and soon finds himself paying rent to run his lemonade stand.
The Voice
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 87,450. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Sometimes a tumour is more than it seems -more than the tissue it contains. A dermoid tumour of the ovary can contain many types of tissues: hair, teeth, thyroid -occasionally even Brain tissue. Dermoids are common and usually benign... Or are they? Can nerve tissue -a brain's composition- ever be trusted? Or can even a primitive neural network, however disorganized, have a motive? Emily knows
Ein Koffer voll Blut. Ein Philip Eckstein Thriller
Series: Ein Philip Eckstein Thriller, Book 1. Price: $4.28 USD. Words: 43,130. Language: German. Published: December 24, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Philip Eckstein ist Privatdetektiv in Berlin. Nicht die übliche Sorte. Das merkt man schnell. Eines Abends steht diese Blondine in seiner Tür, Amanda. Sie sucht ihren Bruder, sagt sie. Ein harmloser Job, der in eine leichengepflasterte Hetzjagd ausartet – der Jagd nach einem Koffer voll Blut.
Enough is Enough, Butternut!
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,690. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Jack O'Lantern Estate is now the home to Peter , his son. A strange event is about to become a fortunate outcome.
Dear Santa...
Price: Free! Words: 17,770. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2012 by May December Publications. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(5.00 from 1 review)
ALL PROCEEDS GENERATED BY THIS PROJECT WILL BE DONATED QUARTERLY TO AREA FOOD BANKS. Most of us have written letters to Santa. However, what would Jason Voorhees, a vampire, a zombie, or Medusa ask for? The call went out, and as usual, the horror community stepped forward with some fun, entertaining, tongue-in-cheek letters to the fat man up north. Keep the spirit of giving alive year round.
Kool Brother Rat
Price: Free! Words: 5,770. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Coming of age, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In this fast, funny tale, a thirteen–year–old boy in the Wonder Years era searches for cool. Can he live up to his big brother's rep? Tastes a little like Stand By Me, A Christmas Story, and The Wonder Years. Previously published in The Write Side Up.
A Ceia
Price: Free! Words: 2,160. Language: Portuguese. Published: December 23, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(3.00 from 2 reviews)
O Natal é um tempo de paz, harmonia e alegria. Joaquim a nada disto terá direito ao ter aceite passar a noite de consoada com a tenebrosa família da sua noiva, que transformará um simples jantar num festival de horror e constrangimento.
People Like Us (Part II)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 84,050. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Traditional British, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
"And then I shot him in the face. It was pretty ugly." Pause. "The scene, I mean, not his face..." Following a series of bad judgements, Nicolas Keszthelyi finds himself alone and pursued by the police in the depths of the French countryside. In a final attempt to secure his freedom, he writes to the police and lays out his side of the story.
Murder by the Book (An Olivia Hutchinson Mystery, Episode 4)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,830. Language: English. Published: December 21, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
My name is Olivia Hutchinson, but you can call me Hutch. I’m the owner of an all male strip club—I mean, I USED to own a strip club, but it burned to the ground. So until my business is rebuilt, I’m trying to find things to fill my time. But a book club has never been exactly my idea of fun—until a woman is murdered at one of the meetings, and my mother becomes the prime suspect.
La guerra dell'acqua
Price: $3.29 USD. Words: 4,950. Language: Italian. Published: December 21, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Un divertente racconto della serie Amblimblone, di Max Vergani.
Ueda Sensei Vomits on the Garbage of Humanity
Series: The Ueda Sensei Chronicles, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 84,740. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled
Book 2 in the Ueda Sensei Chronicles. Ueda Sensei and Otto return in a new round of adventures that delve into Ueda's dark past and explore the strangest corners of San Francisco and beyond. Not for the mellow-hearted.
How I was Murdered by a Fox Monster
Series: How I Was Murdered By A Fox Monster. Price: Free! Words: 53,930. Language: English. Published: December 19, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Sci-Fi & fantasy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
They say life flashes before you in that moment before death. I could see it all reflected in the blade. I was standing under the cherry blossoms at my school entrance ceremony, eating cake at my sister's wedding, standing outside praying the monster wouldn't come tonight. I might not be dead yet but I can see what's coming, this is the story of how I was murdered by a fox monster!
Lotto Troppo
Series: When the Creeks are Running, Book 6. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 362,890. Language: Australian English. Published: December 19, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
fictional dark humour based on the adventures of burra creek and his family. burra is a sexist, insensitive, womanizing, self centered petty thief whose pursuits almost entirely end up in tears.
'Twas the Night Before New Year (Nights Before #1)
Series: Nights Before. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,970. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2012 by Eres Books. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
New Year's Eve is a time for reflection and change. Jocelyn has more changes coming at her from all directions on this Portland, Maine winter day than she's faced since her mother's death. None of it bodes well for the junior editor's fledgling career when her fiancé abandons her to spend this holiday alone. If not for three unwise princes, a Viking warrior and a sinkhole...a short story.
After Class: Teach Him Tonight, Book #3
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 23,940. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Mardi Ballou’s sexy contemporary romantic comedy After Class: Teach Him Tonight, Book #3. The author of a mega best seller, K.C. wants to celebrate with sexy writing teacher Todd. The sexy writing teacher who flunked her. Todd thinks K.C.’s a lot hotter until he rereads her book -- and raises her grade. The two switch roles for a whole new and very sensual take on being teacher's pet.
It Takes A Village To Kill Your Husband
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 66,420. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
Fabulous HGTV Hostess Hollis Whitney is madly in love with her carpenter even though she is married to sleazy movie director Frank Fielder. Once she discovers that Frank is diddling his latest (and much younger) leading lady, she sets out on a mission to kill him off. Her bitchy Beverly Hills friends catch wind of her plan and and insist on helping her plot the perfect murder!
Our Friend Thomas Henson
Series: Thomas H, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,420. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Inspirational
Thomas Henson has issues, thirteen of them, and, indeed, one of them is superstition. When his life of luxury ends and he is dumped into an impoverished state, all these issues come home to roost, making it impossible for Thomas to stand up and take responsibility for his life. He even despises his name!
A Little Knowledge... (Alex Kaidan S01E02)
Series: Alex Kaidan, S01E02. Price: Free! Words: 22,390. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: December 17, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Raiding a planet is generally regarded as a bad idea. Alex and his crew know this, but are convinced it's worth the risk by a genius who goes by the name of Christian Islam. The prize is all of Earth's knowledge and some food that is not made of goo for once, but Alex stands to learn more than he bargained for when he uncovers a plot to destroy them all.
The Misfits of Monrovia
Price: Free! Words: 100,540. Language: English. Published: December 17, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Literature » War, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A UN volunteer is kidnapped by a band of child soldiers in Liberia during the 1997 presidential election. Responsibility for the discovery of his whereabouts falls on a small organisation of hapless Irish aid workers, eccentric missionaries and well-meaning but ineffectual locals, leading to outlandish results.
Loosey Goosey (Dusty Deals Mystery Series)
Series: Dusty Deals Mystery Series, Book 3. Price: $3.49 USD. Words: 67,210. Language: English. Published: December 17, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Book 3 in the Dusty Deals Mystery Series. Lucy's animal activist brother comes to call, along with his recalcitrant goose. When Lucy discovers the body of a pate selling chef under his car, she has to find the real killer both to get her brother out of jail and to keep her mother out of Montana.